Hey Girl Your Pussy Is Awesome, Where Did You Get It Installed?

"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

don't bring anything to a knife fight

don’t even go everyone there has knives

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

how dare you not to notice me when i’m ignoring you

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

yeah your ship may have kissed but did they try to kill each other?