"Are You Good In Bed?" No, I Can't Sleep.

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

anyone else stuck in the loop

stop glorifying people who aren’t me

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

*calls you captain in a gay way*

autopsy man is gonna be so disappointed when he opens my heart . theres nothing but screws & bolts followed by a sad melody

tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.

girls love it when you kill in front of them