I Have Suffered Less Than Christ But Have Complained Way More Abt It

tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say

rotting in your bed all by yourself, beautiful?

im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

if you have nothing to do later may i suggest Falling in love with me

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

nice trauma you got there. wanna bond over it?

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

anyone else stuck in the loop