Had A Dream That I Met A Wizard And We Fell In Love And Became Unhealthily Attached To Each Other So

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Demon Roommate P.1

Human ver. of the obey me brothers meets Demon ver. of MC.

Gender Neutral Reader: They/Them pronouns

The brothers stepped out of the minivan, having just finished going grocery shopping.

Lucifer, followed closely by Beelzebub, went to the back of the minivan. They opened the trunk, revealing the sea of grocery bags. Lucifer handed two bags to Beel, Satan went to the back as well, grabbing two bags himself. 

Lucifer called over to the other four brothers who weren’t helping, “You four, get over here.” there was no response. He called them once more, no response. He headed inside, “Did you hear me? I said-!” he saw the reason why the others hadn’t heard him.

A female/male teenager with horns and a tail/pair of wings , was unconscious on the floor.

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Mammon poked the demon with a stick, “Yo, ya think this guy’s dead?” Satan shook his head, “Mammon, demon’s can’t die.”  Mammon retorted, “Well this one seems dead.” the demon groaned, “Shut up, you’re so loud...” Mammon’s eyes widened “It’s alive!” the demon was offended by Mammon calling them ‘it’ “Hey, don’t call me it, I have a name y’know.” Mammon gasped, “It can talk too!” 

The demon huffed, “Rude.”

Lucifer sighed, “I am sorry about my brother, he is a rude idiot.” “Hey!” Mammon yelled, Lucifer ignored him, “My name is Lucifer, what is your business in our house?” the demon smiled “Oh Luci-” “Don’t call me that.”  the demon  continued, “This is my house, I’ve been living in the attic for millennia, long before this place was even inhabited by you humans.”

Leviathan’s eyes widened, “How come we’ve never seen you when we were cleaning the attic?” the demon answered that quickly, “Simple, I went to the basement.”

Asmodeus saw this as an opportunity, “Hey, is demon sex better than human sex?” Belphegor slammed his fist down on Asmo’s head, “Hey that hurts!” Belphegor rolled his eyes “Don’t say that kind of stuff in front of Beel, you’ll taint him.”

The demon answered Asmo’s question with what seemed to be an invitation, “Do you wanna find out?” Asmo smiled “Yes, absolutely.” the demon smiled back, “Then were not going to have sex.”

He pouted, “What was the point of even asking me if I want to find out.” 

The demon ignored him, turning their attention towards the rest of the brothers, “Anyways, since that you guys have found me, then I don’t need to stay holed up in the attic anymore!”

Beelzebub, who’s mouth was stuffed with food, “Dosh dat mean your ar roommate?”

The demon frowned, “Don’t talk with your mouth full, you’ll end up chocking to death.” then they smiled, “And yes, you have your very own demon roommate. Were going to have lots of fun together.”

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I don’t want to see a single person complaining about Wyll fans being too whiny about this latest patch. Everyone got new stuff for their romances. Everyone got new content. Except for Wyll. What did Wyll get? His main quest reduced to a side quest with no new content or main quest to replace it or make up for the content disparity. Still no romance dialogue. Bugged kisses. Just once again being completely and totally sidelined by Larian but this time the disparity is more blatant than usual. Because, again, everyone got new content. Theres not like a slowly increasing gap between each companion where Wyll just happens to have the least. The gap between him and Astarion is huge and just becoming bigger. And other companions content is getting closer to Astarion’s and Wyll’s just isn’t. Even the gap between him and Karlach is noticeable. People love to complain about the lack of content Gale gets (I am a gale romancer don’t even think about trying to lecture me on this istg) yet the gap for content between him and Wyll is fucking huge and you can’t even pretend it isn’t. If Gale needs more content then wtf is going on with Wyll? Why are fans and Larian themselves so happy to sideline him? It’s completely fucking ridiculous and no one has a right to tell Wyll fans to shut up or that they’re being too negative or their complaints are invalid

Edit: even though nobody is looking at the original post and just rbs. Part of his main quest was not turned into a side quest. It became a sub quest. Still sounds bad. Aka they reformatted the journal. Larian just does not know how to word things. Still upsetting to me because the content disparity is ridiculous but I did want to clarify for those who have played the latest patch and noticed what Larian actually meant by the “we changed part of Wyll’s quest to a sub quest”