Australopithecunt - The Biggest Haw To Ever Yee

does anyone remember how MASSIVE of a craze zhu zhu pets were in the 2000s only to just…completely disappear from the face of the earth?

pretty fucked-up that this is what inspired the gamedevs to make among us

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

Very sexy shirt found in San Antonio Tx

dont worry it goes back like memory foam

bonus:

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

Is plankton a jalapeño

read his name a few times and come back to me

Actually, amab non binary people are super cool and hot and they can do whatever the fuck they want.

I'm cat sitting and the cat killed my computer help what do