Please Keep Your Cats Inside; Some Of Us Are Bummed We Never Got To See A Flightless Passerine Species

This is a very specific vague.

When I started listening to a podcast about 4 dad's in dnd I WAS NOT READY TO HAVE MY HEART ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROYED (I'm not ok)

edited a fucking map of texas to reflect IRL texas

Texas 1.0.3 patch notes

-san antionio is now accurately social distancing but is unforchantly bisexing mexico at a 90 degree angle

-houston is closer to galveston (because houston is just a suburb of galveston anyway)

-switched lubbock and amarillo for the hell of it

 -removed Dallas/Fort Worth and put them in fake texas

-added nuclear wasteland until we can patch some real cities with actual culture and diversity into where DFW used to be

-added Me Locator

-made Big Bend National Park slightly bigger

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

A while back I saw this headcanon that Luke could bleat like a baby deer, and I just-

I can’t-

Please Google the sound-

For your own good-

Simeon: No Luke, it’s too late, no more screen time until tomorrow.

Luke: B-but-

Simeon: I’m putting my foot down, now go to bed.

Luke: MEEEEH! >:(

Simeon: …

Simeon: Luke do not take that tone with me young man.

Hajime during the beginning of chapter 5: oh god oh fuck my horrible malewife is dead

wheres seasons greasons

Family.

cake 🎂

based on this LOL