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Hey let’s not lie to ourselves and act like the shit with Elon is funny even in a way where it’s ironic. He genuinely doesn’t follow any societal rules and lives like a godking this isn’t a laughing matter and don’t let him think it is. This is some seriously dark shit and we need to kill him. If you kill him I’ll slop you good

objectively the best found families exist on the two extreme ends of the competency scale: on the one end, extreme competence porn. everyone is so fucking good at what they do, and are so goddamn good at doing it, they all have high regards for eachother and their skills all complement eachother perfectly.

on the other end? half a dozen people, one braincell among them and it bounces around like a windows screensaver. whoever has it, doesn’t have it for long.

REY WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU START RUNNING A SATIRE ACCOUNT OF OUR SHITTY UNI PRESIDENT (the GAs would love that shit lmao)

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

I’ve seen multiple people genuinely asking whats wrong with playing their music on a speaker/their phone in public rather than through headphones. While it baffles me that you can’t reason it out I’m taking it in good faith that you genuinely don’t know - so here’s a list of reasons you shouldn’t:

- It sounds bad. It doesnt matter if people like the song, you might be close enough to your phone speaker for it to sound largely as intended, but everyone else is getting a distorted mess. 

- Unwanted noise is extra stimulation in the already overpowering public space. Yes this is particularly bad for neurodivergent people but I actually want to acknowledge that this effects Everyone. Everyone has a stimulation threshold and unwanted music easily pushes people closer to it.

- Its distracting/disruptive. People want to focus on their own conversations, listen to their own music through their earbuds, or just be alone with their thoughts. Your music is intruding. 

- Differing taste. This one is less significant but people around you just dont always like the same music you do. In extreme cases they might actively hate a song you’re playing. 

- People have the right to as close to silence as they can get. If they’re in a shop playing obnoxious music they can leave, they can change the radio in their car, they can skip the song on their playlist. They have no control over what you are putting on and in bus situations they can’t get away from you. 

- Any other number of reasons; Maybe your music is offensive, maybe its uncensored and there are children about, maybe someone just got horrible news and your perky feelgood song feels like salt in the wound, maybe someone’s sick or hungover or in pain and your music feels like a drill to the skull.  You might think your music is good, it might make you smile after a hard day. Nobody is saying dont listen at all, just put in earphones. To everyone around you its the equivilent of a drunk guy singing loudly and off key at the back of the bus. Maybe it makes some people smile to think he’s having a good time, maybe some people are scared his lack of boundaries will mean he could act out, maybe some people wish he would just shut up. 

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

this is entrapment

I'll never forgive the jojo fandom for making jotaro the dolphin man. HE MADE HIS THESIS ON STARFISH HIS OFFICE IS FILLED WITH STARFISH HE READS ABOUT STARFISH IN FUCKING SDC "bbut he wore dolphin pins during part four!!!" GUESS WHAT HE WAS WEARING HEAD TO TOE DURING PART SIX. I HATE YOU.

You don't want none pizza left beef??

I have this reoccurring nightmare where I order an extra cheesy pizza and I end up with THAT one instead. You know the one. Worst dream I've ever had, I hate-order ten pizzas every time I have it.