Literally My Favorite Type Of Tweet

It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun

Hiding government and public services to reduce how much they're used and "prove" that they're unneeded is a tried and true Republican technique. It's not a conspiracy, these things are deliberately made difficult to access to discourage people from using them because "more use = more funding" and "less use = less funding" is how public service funding is generally decided.

Musk outright lying about "deleting" a whole IRS program for low income tax filing is just a progression of common Republican tactics. Don't fall for it.

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

Every time I see a post about that wonder woman movie it's talking about a different racism they did

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what do you mean this isn’t how polnareff and iggy’s first meeting went down

no but actually though

Working in a university is wild because in the same shift I can go from grading student papers to literally transcribing journal entries about a man's sexual experiences from the 1700s (literally its just bad, fuck that guy).

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is