Australopithecunt - The Biggest Haw To Ever Yee

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

u want shitpost? here is shitpost

Not to be dramatic but this is a massive fucking deal and I legitimately hope every single politician dies.

I don’t know where this is from, but I found it in a thread on Facebook and I am CRYING

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell

thinking about how an anonymous group (WHO DOESN’T SEEM TO BE AFFILIATED W/ SESAME STREET!!!) found out where jon armond lived and made him swear he wouldn’t show anyone cracks before they gave it to him

Hits you with a beam that makes you Nonbinary