“I Only Tolerate You Because We’re Related, You Know.”

Prompt #125

“I love you.”

“Why? I literally tried to kill you yesterday?”

It’s up to one man to save the universe… But he just doesn’t fucking care.

OTP Prompts #2

1.

A: “Let’s just forget this ever happened.”

B: “Agreed. But if we’re caught, you’re taking the blame.”

A: “This was your idea!”

2.

A: “Hey–it’s okay, what’s wrong?”

B: “I’m sorry–I just thought something had happened to you. I don’t know what I would do …”

A: “I’m fine; I’m right here, see? Everything’s okay.”

3.

A: “Is that my shirt?”

B: “Uh . . . maybe?”

A: “… you look better in it, anyway.”

4.

A: “Hey–what the hell! You can’t just barge in here like that!”

B: “… Did you seriously just throw a ninja star at me?”

A: “It’s your fault for interrupting me! I was practicing my aim!”

B: “No kidding–you missed me by a mile.”

A: “Get. Out!”

5.

A: “Ugh, kill me.”

B: “What’s wrong now?”

A: “Does something have to be wrong whenever I want to die?”

B: “Generally, yes.”

A: “… I’m bored.”

6.

A: “You make some cute noises in your sleep.”

B: “W-what? Why were you watching me sleep? And besides–I don’t talk in my sleep and I never have!”

A: “Never said nothin’ about talking, sweetheart. Maybe some … moans.”

B: “ … I am going to kill you.”

7.

A: “Do you ever think about . . . space?”

B: “. . . Are you high?”

A: “… Very.”

8.

A: “I don’t dance.”

B: “Aw, c’mon! It’ll be fun!”

A: “I’m serious–I will embarrass you and the entirety of the human race in the process.”

B: “You can’t be that bad.”

A: “Oh, believe me, I am.”

9.

A: “Uh-oh.”

B: “You broke it!”

A: “No–this is your fault!”

B: “C’s going to kill you!”

A: “This was your idea, jackass!”

10.

A: “Hey–are you listening to me?”

B: “What? I can’t hear you from down there.”

A: “I AM NOT THAT SHORT, YOU JERK!”

B: “Oh, I can hear you now. And yes, you really are.”

A: “You suck!”

B: “If you’re lucky” *winks*

A: *sputters and blushes*

“Calm your mind, still your hands, and silence your mouth. You’re spiraling, and I refuse to be run down by your snowballing again. Let me be your sun, babe, let me melt the ice.”

“Why do we find ourselves in these situations so often?”

“I know who I’m blaming and it’s not me.”

“It was too good to be true, but alas, this is how it was meant to be. Was that dramatic enough?”

“That shouldn’t be able to happen.”

“You scared me. What have I told you about sneaking around like that?”

“I kind of want to know, but I also kind of don’t.”

“Your mother wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“You’re right. She would have done much worse.”

“I don’t think I’m cut out for this whole ‘romance’ thing. A boy I like tried to flirt with me and I instinctively punched him in the face.”

Some angsty prompts for your OTP

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us and your OTP.  And not all couples are going to be happy.  So here are some angsty dialogue prompts, to help break a heart are two.

“You said forever!”

“We seemed to just always come up a little short.”

“Was loving me a joke?”

“I still love you, even after all that has happened.”

“Seven fucking years, and that’s all you have to say!”

“I was getting over you, why did you have to come back?”

“You’re not supposed to catch feelings for a bet.”

“Just this once, please stay.”

“I only ever wanted to hear that you loved me.  Was I asking to much?”

“I love you, but I have to go.”

“I hate you so much.”

“I can’t love you the way you want.”

“You were and still are my everything.”

“I told you that I’d come back to collect your debts.”

“Do you have to play your music so loudly? My head’s killin’ me.”

“This was decided for us way before we even knew about it.”

“How about instead of arguing with the sirens, we go somewhere less dangerous?”

“I knew since the beginning. I just didn’t want to say anything and ruin it for you.”

“I promised them I’d never stop looking, no matter what it takes.”