Just a youngin trying to improve her skill at writing through fanficstion. Might accpet requests if they're good, but don't expect anything too crazy lol
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Soft, happy moment with how Sherlock left John a congratulatory and apologetic voice note, but then I was hit with the thought that John is probably going to play this back after the you-know-what. I’m in agony. 😭
I want to know if anyone else has this problem.
I'm more of a superman fan than batman. I used to love good old bats, but the older i got, I felt the need for some kind of optimism in my life. Hence, superman.
But that's not important.
Today, as I scroll through my Tumblr feed. Everything is just batkids. And this isn't am exaggeration. Save one or two posts of some other stuff, everything is just batkids.
I don't have anything against them, but i have never once searched them up, together or individually. Or even batman for that matter.
I do love superbat, but how on earth did batkids end up taking over my fyp.
And this isn't just a Tumblr thing.
Even on Pinterest, I'd start of on some superman related fanart/post and somehow, it ALWAYS ends with batkids.
I genuinely don't have anything against them, but I am starting to get annoyed.
Somewhere during the early days of the Justice League - Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Flash - all got stuck on an alien planet.
For whatever reason, the alien inhabitents wouldn't let the gang leave until there was a union of a male and female being at the church alter.
(Obv, that's marriage)
Now, it's obvious to everyone involved that someone had to marry Wonder Woman, aka, the only female there. That or they had to marry a random female from that alien planet, which was immediately ruled out cause of how sketchy they were.
(Seriously, who traps random people that accidentaly got onto your planet and doesn't let them leave until they got married???)
But Wonder Woman CLEARLY wasn't comfortable with that, cause as much as she loved her friends, marriage was a very sacred ceremony that happened once in a life time and needed very specific planning and execution (think of some kind of ancient themyscira customs).
Batman also expressed unwillingness to get married, which was quite understandabble, he was Batman, a 'solitary' hero.
They could try to forcefully escape, but that would be difficult + that planet was fairly close to earth and they under any circumstances couldn't afford for an alien invasion.
(Like I said before, or maybe not, the aliens were really persistent about the whole marriage thing. They said it was either that or WAR)
As Batman and Wonder Woman were arguing with the head priest to let them go, Superman turned to Flash and whispered,
"I don't think that priest is going to let us of the hook, and those two are way too stubborn to accept this, so how 'bout WE get married instead?"
Flash is undestandibly very confused cause the priest clearly specified that the 'union' had to be between male and female, and uh, they were both males.
Just then, a crazy thought crossed his mind. Hesitantly, he asked Superman whether he could change genders.
To that, Superman simply smiled, and said thet he'd return in a bit.
It was only after Superman left did Flash truly realise what this meant. He was going to get married to Superman. SUPERMAN. The man of steel. Krypton's last son. A very nice, kind and handsome fella.
Sure, he didn't have any romantic feelings for Supes, but he sure as hell wasn't going to say no to that.
(Also it's not like he really could, but we won't dwell on that)
Superman discretely informed one of the other priests of the situation and was given the bridal attire and such. So was Flash.
Batman and Wonder Woman were quite confused when a bunch of the aliens began rushing around and decorating the alter, but that all cleared up when they saw Flash in the groom's attire.
The priest was gracious enough to let the bride and groom decide how they wanted the wedding to happen, so they went with a typical Christian wedding.
Wonder Woman was the Best Maid and Batman was the Man Of Honour.
When the time came for the bride to walk in, and absolutely stunning Fem!Supeman walked in. Her eyes were just as blue and gorgeous as her male conterpart, and she was just as, if not, more prettier that ever. Her hair seemed to become longer, and swirled around her like a golden blanket, blah blah blah…..
(Fill the rest with you imagination)
But one thing that Flash wasn't aware of (Or anyone for that matter), was that Kryptoian females tend to be exponentially larger than the males. And more built.
(kinda like spiders.)
Since 6 foot Flash was always shorter than the 6'3 (or 6'4 if you prefer) MALE Superman, he was atleast 5 feet shorter that his bride.
Batman would never admit it, but he nearly passed out when he saw Superman walk onto the alter. And he absolutely Was.Not.Jealous. Not one bit.
Wonder Woman one the other hand was more open with her attraction, asking him why he never showed her his female form, to which Superman shrugged and replied that he never had to.
So they get married, and hug at the end instead of kiss, which Batman was quite grateful for.
(and Wonder Woman if you'd like)
After that, the gang could finally leave, biut before that, Batman made everyone swear to keep what happened under wrap.
(For security reasons he said)
So fast forward several years into the future where everyone forgot about the incident.
One day, Batman (and Wonder Woman) decide to confess his(their) love to Superman, to which Superman gives them an absolutely scandalous look.
(If just superbat, then wonder woman can just hide behind a tree or smth. For moral support)
Flash appears out of nowhere and goes on about how dare he(they) profess love to his wife. They were there at the damn wedding and were even the man of honour and best maid.
The gears slowly turn in both of their heads as they soon realised that technically, Flash and Superman never did get divorced and were therefore, still married.
Cue the batkids absolutely losing it over comms (+ some the other JL members and gotham rogues + Lois Lane).
Bonus points if Green lantern recorded the whole thing and proceeded to tease Batman about it for MONTHS.
Even more bonus points if Tim steps in and argues that TECHNICALLY Flash only married Superman's female form, and not the man himself. Which meant that Batman (and Wonder WOman) COULD infact date him without it being considered cheating.
Even MORE bonus points if Flash and Fem!Supes occasionally go out on platonic dates for no other reason other than the fact that it's hilarious.
(They do it every time Batman is annoying. Wonder Woman think's it's funny and quite fair)
All i can imagine is Damian calling Dick later that day to vent and Dick dramatically gasps, looks at Jason (who for some reason just so happened to be with dick) and screams THE SHIP HAS SAILEEEEEED!!
And cue Dick immediately ringing up all the bat kids, as well as a a few of Gotham rogues + JL members to collect his prize money (you can't tell me that it isn't cannon that people place bets on who batman would end up with)
awkward morning after ☕️
Kakashi time traveled in the past and the first thing he did was moping all over Obito. Because!!!! Let Kakashi be held and cared for!!!!!!!!!!
I love this so much
i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^
Teen mic my beloved
Long time no teen mic
I have a concept for an All might au, which I wrote like, two and a half improper fanfics about and then gave up.
But it still hasn't left my mind, so Imma share it so as to not forget it
The main idea is that during Kamino ward, all might's ofa and afo's well, afo somehow fuse and throw both of them into another world. During the whole dimension hopping process, all might somehow overpowers afo's consciousness and takes over his body.
So all might wakes up in a new world as a 13 year old with both quirks. He now has red eyes instead of blue and white hair at the tip of his blonde hair (including the bangs)
I won't get too into the details, but I envision that all might uses this as an opportunity to maintain two persons,a "normal all might" persona, as well an underground hero persona.
I don't usually like to associate myself with any non fandom related stuff ususally
But what the actual fuck is this
Please tell me it's fake
I like building with legos
It's a really random facts, but i have a very strong urge to put out a post about this
Fun fact about me is that where I live, legos really hard to find. Esp specialised sets.
So everything I ever build is made using base blocks i got from a house building set (i got the three of them).
They are off brand, but like, they look the same and so are the same in my books (i do actually have genuine lego but not too many of em)
Here some highlights
Peak fiction
I just can't stop laughing
By @a4eryn on TikTok!
this is very much canon
12 year old Kakashi at Obito during training: you poor excuse of a shinobi, you goddamn idiot, you incompetent stupid piece of-
that same night: dear diary, today I tried flirting with Obito like Rin suggested, I think it went really well <3
Based on a real Convo i had
*Obito feeling sad because of the uchiha clan*
Obito: You know what, I wish that next year, i stop existing
*rin trying to comfort him*
Rin:Aww Obito, cheer up! You will definitely do better next year. New year new me remember!
*Kakashi without missing a beat*
Kakashi:So you want to go "new year no me?"
*Minato growing increasingly more concerned for his students*
Minato:Kakashi no, we do not encourage suicide inthis household!
Also belated new years
Wonderful. I never knew ya know. Always thought that it was abt never giving up or smth like that,but this obv makes way more sense
ohhhhh okay
I did not expect anyone to be actually passionate abt this, but i'm quite glad.
Here's a few more Hc in no particular order.
-Gai out of all people is surprisingly competent at faking stories on the spot and is therefore an amazing alibi.
-Rin never ends up believing that Kakashi is a time traveller regardless of how many times Kakashi attempts to explain it to her or how many deep intimate secrets abt her that he spills. The poor girl simply cannot grasp the concept.
-Kakashi always tells Obito then Gai abt the time loop cause they are the easiest to convince.
-Obito has a secret code that if told, he'll immediately understand that the person who told him that is a time traveller.
-Kakashi still maintains the bratty egotistical genius personality as it helps him slip under Danzo's radar
-Kanabi bridge is unavoidable, no matter how much Kakashi tries to work around it. It just has that perfect balance of
1)Improving team relations
2)Obito traume
3)A good personality shift excuse
-The best way to ensure that Obito doesn't fall for Madara's bs is by acquainting him with his cousins shisui and itachi. When saving Obito during the rin jinchuuriki mission, all Kakashi has to do is simply mention how much his cousins miss him and I ito immediately decides that the moon eye plan is not worth it
-Keeping rin as a jinchuuriki is a very good way to help rin overcome her apathy as she gets valuable insight from what I hc as the most loving tailed beast
-while Kakashi, Obito and Gai brainstorm ways on how to get the sanin to become friends again, Obito suggests that they write an erotica love triangle novel where the main characters are literally just the sanin but with very very minor changes. Small as in it's not Jiraiya, it actually Jyraya, etc. Kakashi just admonishes him,saying how would that even matter.
But two weeks later , a new book hits the shelves and it is regarded as an absolute revolutionary book in the field of romance. Even though the author is anonymous,.they have listed themselves as from Konoha.
All three sannin, who want the book banned but can't convince hokage Kushina to ban it herself (she's a huge fan), they come together to try and find who the author is. Obv they don't find who it was cause no one in their sane minds would assume that GAI, would be the author. It makes for a great bonding opportunity tho.
-Hc if the obkkrn route is chosen
Rin is the first to notice her feelings (actually it was Isobu, but uh) and then she noticed how painfully obvious it is. She then calls a little meeting with her teammates and immediately confesses her feelings.
Then both Obito and kakashi look at her in shock , and Obito screams at kakashi
"DUDE! HOW DID YOU FORGET TO CONFESS TO RIN"
" I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD DO IT!"
And rin is very confused. Turns out kakashi and Obito have been dating for years and were under the impression that rin was in it too. Obito then asks rin how she never noticed him and kakashi making out in the training grounds when Minato sensei was not looking. And Rin is just absolutely horrified. From that day onwards,Rin makes it a point to train situational awareness every.single.day.
Also i absolutely love the trophy wife Minato idea. When Kushina wants to have some personal time with her husband, she pigeonholes Either orochimaru or Sakuno into being her replacement.
Also glad I'm not the only one who loved nohara rin dot mp3's rinterpretation but felt it to be too gloomy.
A time travel fic idea with preferably Kakashi as the time travelee.
Messing with the time line obviously WILL have consequences. But Kakashi didn't care, if he had the capability to give his loved ones a good life, then he 100% would. But he did not anticipate just how big of an impact it would have. Oof, Obito get's himself killed because he never got a chance to awaken the mangekyo but still wanted to stand side by side with Kakashi. Rin also dies cause turns out, she was secretly a psychopath all along, and commits suicide for unknown reasons.(It technically wasn't suicide, but Kakashi had a gut feeling it was)
(the medical version - unable to feel proper emotions but knows how it is supposed to work)
(check out the whole rinterpretaion series by nohara-rin-dot-mp3 cause it is honestly really cool and is what gave me the whole rin-is-a-psychopath idea)
So, at the very end, the world actually ended up more screwed.
Then Kakashi kills himself out of guilt.
And then he wakes up again in the past, two months before his father's 'mission'. This time, he plays things more cautiously. But he still messes up big time.
So he's basically stuck in a time loop. As the genius he is, he does eventually calculate the right amt of death and trauma needed for optimization.
And this is the neat part, instead of becoming apathetic or stuff like that as time goes on, he instead treats it like it's some kind of speedrun.
And on the start of one of his lives, he just feels something in his bones that tells him that this is his final run. But he isn't worried, cause he has already calculated each and every possibility.
I want this to be a fic with minato or sakumo pov, where they see Kakashi do really random things, but they somehow end up being important.
Like, Kakashi spends 5 hours chatting with an old lady (an incredibly weird thing for him to do), but it turns out, the woman was actually a spy for Hanzo or smth like that, and by pressurizing her into constantly talking, Kakashi tricked her into revealing vital info.
Or the time where Kakashi spends five minutes digging a hole, only to pull out a rock from it and then go place it at a very specific place in the forest (which was kinda inclined)in a very specific way. After that, he places one singular senbon in a tree carefully, and then throws a few more randomly. All of this meticulousness was to kill an enemy, who somehow trips on the rock set up, rolls down and gets killed as the senbon goes through his head. To anyone else, it might be a very lucky coincidence, but to Minato, who saw Kakashi spent 7 hours planning this out, it was not.
This is like how irl, speedrunners do some crazy stuff for optimization.
a crack treated serious fic in short
maybe obkkrn, but doesn't have to
A time travel fic idea with preferably Kakashi as the time travelee.
Messing with the time line obviously WILL have consequences. But Kakashi didn't care, if he had the capability to give his loved ones a good life, then he 100% would. But he did not anticipate just how big of an impact it would have. Oof, Obito get's himself killed because he never got a chance to awaken the mangekyo but still wanted to stand side by side with Kakashi. Rin also dies cause turns out, she was secretly a psychopath all along, and commits suicide for unknown reasons.(It technically wasn't suicide, but Kakashi had a gut feeling it was)
(the medical version - unable to feel proper emotions but knows how it is supposed to work)
(check out the whole rinterpretaion series by nohara-rin-dot-mp3 cause it is honestly really cool and is what gave me the whole rin-is-a-psychopath idea)
So, at the very end, the world actually ended up more screwed.
Then Kakashi kills himself out of guilt.
And then he wakes up again in the past, two months before his father's 'mission'. This time, he plays things more cautiously. But he still messes up big time.
So he's basically stuck in a time loop. As the genius he is, he does eventually calculate the right amt of death and trauma needed for optimization.
And this is the neat part, instead of becoming apathetic or stuff like that as time goes on, he instead treats it like it's some kind of speedrun.
And on the start of one of his lives, he just feels something in his bones that tells him that this is his final run. But he isn't worried, cause he has already calculated each and every possibility.
I want this to be a fic with minato or sakumo pov, where they see Kakashi do really random things, but they somehow end up being important.
Like, Kakashi spends 5 hours chatting with an old lady (an incredibly weird thing for him to do), but it turns out, the woman was actually a spy for Hanzo or smth like that, and by pressurizing her into constantly talking, Kakashi tricked her into revealing vital info.
Or the time where Kakashi spends five minutes digging a hole, only to pull out a rock from it and then go place it at a very specific place in the forest (which was kinda inclined)in a very specific way. After that, he places one singular senbon in a tree carefully, and then throws a few more randomly. All of this meticulousness was to kill an enemy, who somehow trips on the rock set up, rolls down and gets killed as the senbon goes through his head. To anyone else, it might be a very lucky coincidence, but to Minato, who saw Kakashi spent 7 hours planning this out, it was not.
This is like how irl, speedrunners do some crazy stuff for optimization.
a crack treated serious fic in short
maybe obkkrn, but doesn't have to
One thing i hate is when I'm just looking at the tumblr page of my favourite ship, and then i see a bunch of posts saying why this ship is dumb and why this other canonically more accurate ship is better
Like, i was looking at obito x Kakashi today, and i get not one, not two not three, but 4 posts saying why obito x rin is just better, and why obito x Kakashi doesn't make sense
Like mf, do you think I don't know 💀
It isn't like i hate rin or anything, but WHY did you tag you post explaining why Rin is obito's one true love as obikaka
What do you get from that?????
I was so close to just posting mean comments on them, but stopped
There were also posts abt people being mad or upset that people headcannoned Kakashi as Obito's best friend instead of rin or obito secretly always loving Kakashi or even obito never actually loving rin (I'll admit i also don't like the last one).
But WHY IN EARTH would you think that it was a good idea, to tag that as obikaka.That is absolutely not the kind of people you want to reach. Almost. Nobody is getting converted because you see it.
If you want to vent , then JUST tag it as obito x rin
oH bUt iT iS tO gEt MoRe aWarEneSs
No it isn't. Aint no way that your post will be positively interacted with (atleast by a majority)
In conclusion,
If you like obirin ,good for you
BUT I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT IT IN A PAGE DEDICATED TO OBITO X KAKASHI
P.s : i genuinely have nothing against Rin. I like obito x rin x kakashi a lot. But it infuriated me when people get all melodramatic about the tragicness about obito's and rin's love, because I know that it is true. But Kakashi is my fav character in the trio, and I want him to have a spotlight.
No hate to Gai either, i just can't imagine him in a romantic relationship with ANYONE.
Or Iruka , tenzo or whoever people ship Kakashi with it.
Small edit : I write this at 6 am, and idk why I said I don't ship Gai with anyone, that is absolutely not true.
What i actually meant was, I feel like kakashi x gai just doesn't have that vibe kakashi x obito has. It's hard to explain.
I've just written my first 'proper' fanfic in ao3, which will eventually be a part of a much larger series , starring All might, and maybe all for one if I'm feeling like it
(Wattpad does not count, i regret even making a fanfic in it, omg 12 yeast old me was really bad)
It has very little character bashing (even endeavour)
So uh, if any one comes across it, please leave points of improvement