Second: I Only Have Two Emotions: Exhaustion And Stress. And I’m Somehow Always Feeling Both Simultaneously.

Yellow: Any advice for being single on Valentine's Day?

Dark: Whenever you see a couple hugging, laughing, or kissing, walk up to one of them and scream "YOU CHEATER, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, YOU BETRAYED ME" then slap them and run away crying. That should be interesting.

Yellow:

Yellow: I like the way you think.

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Green: You use humour a lot to deflect trauma

Purple: Thank you!

Green: I didn't say that was a good thing?!

Purple: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Yellow: I had to pick up Red early.

Blue: That’s alright. Have they been sick?

Yellow: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day.

Blue: Wait, why did they have a hard day?

Yellow: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and someone visiting the class that day thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Red’s snails out the window.

Blue: Oh my god.

Yellow: I know you are laughing, Blue, but please act sad about it when we get home today.

Blue: I’ll try but that is hilarious.

Yellow: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.

Yellow: I’m trying not to let Red see me laugh.

Dark: You saved me! Why?

Chosen: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

Green: Purple, do you love me?

Purple: Of course I do!

Green: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Purple: Well, of course I… would…

Green: I mean something really, really—

Purple: Green, what did you do?

*queue influencer arc montage*

Second: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Gang: Awwww-

Second: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Gang: Oh.

Purple: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Blue: >:O language

Red: Yeah watch your fucking language

Yellow: Okay, who taught Red the fuck word?!

Green: 'The fuck word'.

Second: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Green: Oh my god they censored it

Purple: Say fuck, Second.

Red: Do it, Second. Say fuck.

Second: Why are you late?

Yellow: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Second: Overslept?

Yellow: Overslept.

Yellow: Green, why are you still in here?

Green: I'm contemplating what life really means, you know? I'm wondering whether we really have a purpose.

Yellow: ...

Green: ...

Green: Plus, Red glued me to the chair.