Computer: Please Enter A Password.

Second: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now!

Yellow: Uh, Chosen and Dark are not getting along.

Second: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Yellow: You may have a point.

Blue: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Yellow: You’re high?

Blue: Oh, I’m sorry.

Blue, leaning over to Green: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.

Blue: Last night I found out Yellow is a sleep talker.

Second: Oh, really?

Blue: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Second: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Dark: Please, just say fuck.

Yellow starved to death

Green: You use humour a lot to deflect trauma

Purple: Thank you!

Green: I didn't say that was a good thing?!

Purple: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Yellow: Engineer? Yeah, I'm enginEERING MY FUCKIN' LIMIT WITH THESE THREE!

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.

Purple: Is something burning?

Green: My burning love for you of course!

Purple: …

Green: …

Green: And the kitchen is on fire…