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collecting horror fiction podcasts like pokemon cards
Friendship Can b just as fulfilling as any other kind of love Straight up Most people just lowkey don’t fw their friends that heavy but if u ever had a friend u fw HEAVYYY and I mean heavy you’d know what I was talking abt
Funny prank: lure all your friends into listening to TMA by dangling the queer ships in front of them like car keys and watch the ensuing psychological damage
What if Lestat’s inspo for waking up from The Slumber™️ to make music was divorced dad rock….like he heard some Creed and was like “this is my shit”
i like to think i’m secretly in a tv show or book so everytime im on the verge of breaking down some 14 year old on tumblr is going “ohh the blorbo… blorbo having a bad time 2day:(“
getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow
armand: i could not prevent it
ⓘ Fact check: Armand could have prevented it.
Bella Swan and Louis de Pointe du Lac in group therapy and when the therapist asks how they’re doing their hallucination vampire boyfriends say “lie” in unison send post
I had to, I'm sorry
kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that
Georgie Barker will let any sad pathetic twink live in her house
when i was... a young shrimp.. my shrather (shrimp father)... took me into the city... to see a marching clam.....
greek mythology musicals my beloved
How listening to the Mechanisms feels like:
local girl shocked to discover that in the song "this is how all your favorite characters die" from the album "the album where all your favorite characters die" by the hit band "everybody dies eventualy, even immortals", all of her favorite characters die
Michael trying to fit in with Gertrude and Gerard
Haymitch and Peeta happily in love with girls who can sing:
Snow:
my fav thing about sunrise on the reaping was when haymitch was like yeah caeser i'm a lone wolf 😏 i'm with the newcomers but i'm not WITH the newcomers, yknow? they call me a rascal. a rebel against the gamemasters. I scored a ONE and that is a THREAT. you do not want to mess with me 🙅
cut to him with like 20 kids following him around like ducklings, him hiding in his t-shirt, him letting a bunny guide him to safety because it reminded him of his girlfriend, and him making nightlights out of potatoes.
finished sunrise on the reaping and honestly it would’ve been less painful if suzanne collins hit me with her car
The senate has the chance to do the funniest thing this Ides of March
Tumblr holidays not being used for the rest of the world is weird. What do you mean I have to go to school/work? Don't you people know Julius Caesar was stabbed multiple times?
In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March
i think about this parallel a lot actually
if you not rocking with danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys then you not rocking with me‼️
mcr5 is releasing in june i saw it in a dream
she was paid dirt on twitter but i thought this was so funny
reblog if u have no girlfriend, and no gerard 😔
This is what i imagine hallucination dazai was doing right before chap 121
genuinely dont know whats happening in the manga rn but i know im loving it 😼‼️‼️