my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.
my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us
I think every time Elias and Peter get re-married Elias makes Peter buy him another ring and Elias wears every single one of them just on different fingers and it looks ridiculous but no one says anything because it’s the only way everyone else can keep track of which marriage/divorce they’re on.
if anyone has remains chapter 16 hmu
so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"
In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March
I love light’s staged little lover’s breakdown while holding L’s corpse in his arms. theater kid fuckass
Instead of "hey siri," it's "hello jon"
this is merely a hypothetical for protocol but if i found out i could use jonathan fucking sims like siri i would abuse that shit all day. do you understand me. “hey siri what’s the weather like today” “evil” “thank you jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute, london” do you get what im saying
Anyway Gertrude was goth