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Customer: ITS BASED ON A CARTOON “FAMILY GUY”. ITS WHAT THEIR FRIEND QUAGMIRE SAYS. NO MEANING REALLY JUST SOMETHING FUNNY. DMV: GIGGITY Verdict: DENIED
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did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes
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"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive
"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable
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Ummm bro... Is that a woman standing next to you? You're dating a woman? Kinda weird. Guys only date guys... It's bro code...
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you see me smiling at my phone like a giddy little lovestruck schoolgirl. you ask me if its a boy thats got me smiling like that. i nod and show you my phone. there is a 62 year old man on my screen
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i tried to eat a big 0ancake and it got stuck in my neck and i was chocking really bad but a handsome prince did the himlick manuver and saved me no thanks to any of U
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