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Today's fuckable old man of the day is:

Huey Emmerich! He is 52 and fuckable!

i love doing aggies with my friends they always make me draw some.......unique.......stuff........

The most important post I'll make all year

BRO THESE R SO COOL :3

'Announcement'

Hello, just wanted to 'announce' that my sister and I will be at the Salt And Tar Teenage Market event in Bootle selling original bleached T-shirt designs + hand painted artwork under the name R.E.Bell Designs.

We'll be there both days (27th & 28th) so if you're in the area and feel like coming (even if not for us) it'll be great.

Cedric and little Wormwood

He was stressing so BAD

Lifeweaver: "Junkrat, would you mind telling me about your home?" Junkrat: "SURE, mate!" *goes on and on about Junkertown/The Outback* Lifeweaver: "......" Junkrat: "?...Oi, you alright, ma--?"

𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐕 𝐎𝐂!!!!

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐝:

ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ: ʜᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴇsᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟʟᴇsᴛ ʜᴇ sᴍᴏᴋᴇs ᴡᴇᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ 24/7 (ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ɪᴛ) ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ʜɪs ᴡɪғᴇ ʙʀɪᴛɴᴇʏ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴇᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇ's ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏs ɢᴀᴍᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs

ɢᴀᴍᴇs:

ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ɢᴇᴀʀ sᴏʟɪᴅ (sɴᴀᴋᴇ ᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ɪs ʜɪs ғᴀᴠ) // ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄʀʏ (ᴅᴍᴄ5 ɪs ʜɪs ғᴀᴠ) // ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀғᴛ // ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ(ᴊᴜɴᴋʀᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɪɴ) // ᴛғ2(sɴɪᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ sᴄᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴀɪɴ) // ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟᴛᴀʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇs // ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅs // ʙɪᴏsʜᴏᴄᴋ // ғᴀʟʟᴏᴜᴛ 3 ᴀɴᴅ 4 // sᴏɴɪᴄ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ 1 ᴀɴᴅ 2 // ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ɢᴀᴍᴇs

ᴍᴜsɪᴄ:

ʟɪᴍᴘ ʙɪᴢᴋɪᴛ // ᴋᴏʀɴ // ᴘɪɴᴋ ғʟᴏʏᴅ // ᴍsɪ // ʀᴀᴅɪᴏʜᴇᴀᴅ // ᴘᴀᴜʟ ᴍᴄᴄᴀʀᴛɴᴇʏ // ᴊᴏʜɴ ʟᴇɴɴᴏɴ // ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴛʟᴇs // ɢᴏʀɪʟʟᴀᴢ // ᴇɴᴛᴇʀ sʜɪᴋᴀʀɪ // ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏ ɴᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ // ʙᴏɴɢᴢɪʟʟᴀ // ᴛʜᴇ sᴍɪᴛʜs // ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇᴅ sᴇᴠᴇɴғᴏʟᴅ // sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴡɴ // ɢʜᴏsᴛ // sʟɪᴘᴋɴᴏᴛ // ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʟɪᴄᴀ // ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ sᴀʙʙᴀᴛʜ // ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ʙᴀɴᴅs

ғᴏᴏᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ:

ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ // ᴘᴀsᴛᴀ // ғᴀsᴛ ғᴏᴏᴅ // ᴅᴏʀɪᴛᴏs // ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ ᴅᴇᴡ // ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ: ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ //ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟɪᴄ ʙᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɢᴇs!!! // sᴏ ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴅɪᴇᴛ

ʟᴏʀᴇ:

ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀs ʙᴏʀɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴋ, ʟɪᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴏʟ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ʀᴀɪsᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴍɪᴋᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴀʀɪᴀ ʜɪs ʟɪғᴇ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀs 14. ᴍɪᴋᴇʏ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍᴀʀɪᴀ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀғғᴀɪʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴠᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀs ɪɴ ʜᴇɪ ᴇʏᴇs sʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ sʜᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴜsᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪɴɢs sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴍɪᴋᴇʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴠᴏʀᴄᴇ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀɪᴀ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴠɪsɪᴛ ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅs sʜᴇ'ᴅ ғᴏʀᴄᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʙs sʜᴇ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ sʜᴇ'ᴅ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sɴᴏᴛᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴅ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ ᴀs ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ғᴏʀᴄᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀs 15 ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴀʙʀᴜᴘᴛʟʏ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀs 16 ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʜɪs sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴡᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴄᴏᴘᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɪssᴜᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʟᴇғᴛ ʜɪᴍ, ʜᴇ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs ᴅᴀᴅ ʜɪs ᴅᴀᴅ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴏᴏ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʙᴜᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs 17 ᴍɪᴋᴇʏ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴡ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟɪsᴍ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʜɪs ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴀʀʟ ʜᴇʟᴘᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ʜᴇᴀʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴍɪᴋᴇʏ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ sᴍᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴡᴇᴇᴅ ʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠɪsᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴʏ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀs 18 ʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀ ʙᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs 25 ʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ ʜɪs ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴡɪғᴇ ʙʀɪᴛɴᴇʏ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀs 24 ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʟ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜɪᴛ ɪᴛ ᴏғғ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ sᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙʀɪᴛɴᴇʏ ᴛᴇɴsɪᴏɴs ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏᴄᴀʟɪsᴛ ʜᴀʏᴅᴇɴ ᴄᴏɴғʀᴏɴᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪsᴄᴜssᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ǫᴜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀs 27 ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ 2ᴋɪᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴘᴏʟʏᴀᴍᴏʀᴏᴜs ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀʏᴅᴇɴ, ʙʀɪᴛɴᴇʏᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇɴɴᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀssɪsᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅ. ʜᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴠɪsɪᴛs ʜɪs ᴅᴀᴅ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʟɪᴠᴇs ʜᴀᴘᴘɪʟʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴢʏ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴏᴅɪᴇ sʜᴇ's 18 ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴍɪᴋᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴀʀʟ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ :3 (ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀʙᴛ ɪᴛ ɪᴅᴋ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴅ ɪᴛ)

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