You Are Offered $1000 If You Can Perfectly Sing A Random, Popular Karaoke Song - It Doesn't Matter If

what if diluc fucked up too badly. because at some point it's no secret he utterly adores you, smitten beyond saving (not that he'd want to be saved anyway) and his gaze never fails to soften at the sight of you. But you keep calling him "Master Diluc" and it bothers him. he internally cringes at how...formal and distanced it sounds, a far cry from your much deeper profound connection.

so, one day he builds up the courage for you to call him by his name itself. Or at least he thought he built up the courage.

"Anyway, Master Diluc-"

"Oh, no need to call me Diluc just Master is fine."

"..."

"*chokes aggressively* I MEANT DILU-"

Diluc will never recover from that ever.

[ID: A graphic for AAI Women Week, a fanweek hosted at @aainvestigationswomen from May 12-18, 2025. The prompts are below:

Day 1: Promise | Investigate | “Almost like magic” Day 2: Secret | Smuggle | “On the trail” Day 3: Memory | Grieve | “The cage of my love” Day 4: Goddess | Confess | “Silence is golden” Day 5: Mission | Perform | “Laughter is the best medicine” Day 6: Bonds | Witness | “No matter where you go” Day 7: Legacy | Battle | “My own hero”]

Introducing AAI Women Week, a fan event running from May 12-18 to celebrate the female characters of the Ace Attorney Investigations duology! Whether they’re from the main series or introduced in the duology, this week-long prompt fest is for fanworks starring the ladies.

Fanart, fanfic, meta, headcanons, edits, etc. are all welcome, as are AUs. Works may feature solo characters, platonic relationships, and/or ships. I only ask that works focus on female characters in AAI&AAI2.

Each day will have three optional prompts: a noun related to the AAI ladies, a verb describing actions they take in the games, and a phrase one of them has said. Feel free to pick one or mix-and-match, interpret them however you like, or ignore them entirely.

Check out the guidelines for more info.

When the event starts, I’ll share a tag and Ao3 collection for participants. In the meantime, please boost this post, and while you’re at it, feel free to share in the tags who your favorite AAI lady is and why! You can comment or send an ask if you have any questions.

I look forward to seeing what everyone creates!

Thank you @aafancalendar @aayurirare!

BETA MIA HAD A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE????

I need art of this NOW!!

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

2 + 4 is 6, therefore 20 + 40 is 60

8 + 8 is 16, 7 is 1 less than 8, and 16 - 1 is 15, therefore 7 + 8 is 15

60 + 15 is 75

ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

i have a folder in my computer called "just in case" where i have important documents saved, like the constitution (since trump REMOVED IT from whitehouse.gov) and books that might get banned

im obviously going to add more, if anyone has any reccomendations please let me know. just wanted to share because i think its a good idea going into these next 4+ years.

EDIT i've also added a clip of elon doing the nazi salute because its taken down a lot of places and likely will be removed everywhere. as well as screenshots of what happened when you searched "presidents in order" (it did not show biden) and "president from 2020-2024" (it showed trump) but have since been fixed

what a shame it would be if this were to be rebloged by a bunch of people, spreading the message further than the original reddit post could have ever reached.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?