Accurate.

A crappy edit i made at 4 am enjoy 

I love him 😔✨

Habits ONLY 2 moods [possible seizure warning]

so incorrect sfm quotes, huh lol @incorrectsmileformequotes​

domestic gang shit

- darry has a rule that no one is allowed to speak to him after 7pm (my man needs his rest)

- on that note no one is allowed to speak above a whisper after 8pm

- pony has permanently dyed the bathtub random neon colors with his bath bombs

- steve and soda mattress surf down the stairs

- there’s a steve shaped indent in a wall from when the mattress went downstairs too fast

- drunk two bit frequently sleeps in the curtis family’s bathtub

- dallas spends so many nights sleeping at the curtis house that darry added his name to their family chore chart

- darry likes to put steve’s report cards on the fridge because he does well in school and he wants to encourage that

- johnny and pony tried to build a treehouse in the backyard when they were little

- they never completed it but there’s like remnants of wooden planks nailed to a tree

Merry Chrysler(*´з`)口ﾟ｡ﾟ口(・∀・ )

Jonah-ism. That’s what were calling it now lmaooo

Jonah Clemence, ladies and gentlemen.

DEH characters as famous tumblr posts

Idk I was bored

Zoe Murphy: “One time my brother tried to yank away my ‘towel hat’ and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain. “I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried. Boys.”

Jared Kleinman: “If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.”

Evan Hansen: “Be careful who you call ugly in middle school. Not because they might get hot or something but because it’s mean”

Connor Murphy: “My sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god I need somewhere flat to write’ and I said ‘how about your chest’”

Alana Beck: “Julius Caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part”

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