has this been done yet <:-)
cove is such a cutie ☺️ im hype for @gb-patch‘s vn our life!! i highly recommend checking it out and playing the demo! i can’t wait for the full release!!
also i made a spotify playlist bc music is my life lmao
Idk I was bored
Zoe Murphy: “One time my brother tried to yank away my ‘towel hat’ and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain. “I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried. Boys.”
Jared Kleinman: “If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.”
Evan Hansen: “Be careful who you call ugly in middle school. Not because they might get hot or something but because it’s mean”
Connor Murphy: “My sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god I need somewhere flat to write’ and I said ‘how about your chest’”
Alana Beck: “Julius Caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part”
|My masterlist|
ok i did it
no one probably wants to see this but
Darry when Dallas got let out of jail early for good behavior:
this is the same blog as ask badlydrawnhungary and i get way more notifications as a personal blog than an art blog wtf guys
Y’all STILL ALSO need to realize:
Lafayette go soooo drunk once that his brother-in-law had to drag him home
Hamilton’s ship caught on fire coming over to America
Jefferson had a mockingbird named Dick
He also owned a goat that killed someone
After being told about Hamilton’s death, Jefferson became quiet and aloof as he quickly found Burr to arrest him.
EVERY. FOUNDING. FATHER. HAD. DADDY. ISSUES
Which is why Hamilton didn’t want to get close to Washington in fear he would be a father figure and let him down.
Washington refused to respond letters from the British because they didn’t address him correctly.
Hamilton was announced dead after destroying British supply and trying to cross a river with British gun fire only to show up soaking wet later while everyone was drinking to his memory
When Lafayette came back to America before his death, he and Jefferson hugged and cried with each other
They said God Bless to each other
AND Jefferson and Lafayette did a lot of weed and a lot of alcohol
Washington liked to pretend his knife and forks were drumsticks and play music on tables
Despite common belief, Hamilton would often make time for his family and would write home to Eliza about how homesick he was
Martha Washington outlived four children and two husbands and said the worst day of her life was went Jefferson came to visit.
Laurens was getting out of bed when he hit his head on the ceiling
Hamilton was supposed to go on Washington’s boat while crossing the Delaware but he wasn’t used to this thing called “winter” and often got sick a lot.
Thomas Jefferson told his grandchildren to flirt with everyone despite their gender so everyone would like them
Jefferson had an expensive bust of Hamilton in his house for no other reason than he wanted one.
Burr set himself on fire trying to lite a candle on fire with gunpowder.
TWICE
Hamilton was not only gay for Laurens, but also for the spy John Andre.
He said Andre was too pretty to be hung
Franklin and Adams shared a bed and fought over whether a window open was good for your health while you slept.
Franklin won because he ranted so much that Adams fell asleep.
Lafayette often joked about his name, saying “It’s not my fault, I was baptized like a Spaniard, with the name of every conceivable saint who might offer me more protection in battle”
When George Washington was 17, a girl stole his clothes just to see him looking for them while naked.
Eliza had a mourning ring which she had on a ribbon around her neck which contained a strand of Hamilton’s hair
Engraved inside the ring was the day he died and how old he was
Lafayette was buried under soil from Bunker Hill in France
During World War 1, General Pershing and a parade went to Lafayette’s grave and said “Lafayette, we’re here!”
Sooo…America help Lafayette in a war, just a little toooo late.
After Hamilton’s death, Eliza referred to her late husband as “my Hamilton” and “my Alexander”
When giving tour of her home, she would stare at a bust of Hamilton for a few seconds and would whisper “my Hamilton”
Burr bought a coconut for about $40 today because why not.
Hamilton was called “The Little Lion” because of his mouth and small stature.
Burr would often refer to Hamilton as “my dear friend Hamilton, whom I shot”
Burr was attacked by bedbugs and then proceeded to sleep on the floor for 6 hours
Burr’s daughter, Theodosia, was lost at sea.
Burr had sex with A LOT of ladies in Europe…after he killed Hamilton
reading letters from 1818 is wild
“it’s that time of the year when I get colds for no apparent reason again” have some Clairitin hon
wtf