what he says: i arranged the venue, the menu, the seating
what he means: we're having macaroni and cheese and im not sitting next to hamilton you fuckers
WHY DOES SOMEONE KEEP LIKING MY REBLOGS PLS STOP IM SCARED WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU FIND ME
funny rotating man
i wish i could say im sorry for the s4m spam but im really not
Y'all need to realize that:
Lafayette is YOUNGER than Hamilton by a couple of months.
Aaron Burr is about a year older than Hamilton.
Hamilton had an older brother, James Jr. Hamilton
Angelica once BITCH SLAPPED Jefferson so hard that Jefferson would sometimes refuse to go to events if he thought Angelica was going to be there.
Jefferson also feared Eliza because of this incident.
Lafayette was the last of the Hamilsquad to die in 1834.
Lafayette was rumored to have an affair with Antoinette. Leave the affairs to Hamilton.
Aaron Burr died 2 years later in 1836.
Peggy died in 1801.
This means that Eliza lost her father, her husband, her son, and her sister from 1801-1804.
Angelica only lived 10 more years after Hamilton died.
Eliza forgave Hamilton BEFORE Philip died.
Eliza liked to tell stories.
Anytime anyone tried to apologize to Eliza for Hamilton’s death (Monroe, Burr, etc), she would scold them.
Lafayette had couldn’t dance to save his life. Marie Antoinette knew this and made fun of him by inviting him to a dance.
Aaron Burr remarried in 1833 and they remained together until his death.
His wife’s name was ELIZA.
Aaron Burr was the lawyer in Maria Reynold’s divorce procedures.
Aaron Burr AND Hamilton WORKED TOGETHER in 1801 for a murder trial.
Monroe tried to duel Hamilton over the Reynolds pamphlet only to be stopped by BURR.
Aaron Burr sucked with money.
Aaron Burr tried to created AMERICA 2.
THIS WAS ONLY A 2-3 YEARS AFTER THE DUEL.
HE THEN RAN AWAY TO ENGLAND.
SERIOUSLY WTF BURR.
norway: iceland
iceland: hoe don't do it
norway: call me big brother
iceland: oh my god
JONAH IS TOO ADORABLE
tag urself. I’m WOOF!!! and hecky becky
so incorrect sfm quotes, huh lol @incorrectsmileformequotes