i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.
last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real.
something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.
if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.
So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
My entry for @snorikefjell DTIYS on instgram!! Congrats my boy, I’m really proud of you!!
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Does the velociraptor have a name?
“What’s a Wheezy?” “Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy – Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!” “What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?” “The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!”
Darry when he realized he has to take care of his brothers and he considers putting up with pony’s shit hell……..
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Damien: hey, bro, what do you want to eat?
The Demon Lord [In Matthew’s head]: The souls of the innocent!
Matthew: a bagel!
The Demon Lord: No!
Matthew: …
Matthew: two bagels!