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Valentines Day cards?? I dunno I see the hearts and assume that it must be related to Valentineâs Day
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Jonah Clemence, ladies and gentlemen.
im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it
Luka: *pointing out the highest shelf* Can you get that for me?
Jonah: You do need me in your life after all.
Luka: I can replace you with a stepping tool.
at the end of year feast, announcing winners of the house cup.
dumbledore *whispering*: how many points are you lacking minnie?
mcgonagall *also whispering*: 14, albus
dumbledore: AND NOW, 15 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, FOR UMM...HARRYâS PERFECTLY IRONED ROBES !!
dumbledore: WHICH ALSO MAKES THEM FAIR WINNERS OF THE HOUSE CUP !!
Iâm finally doneee!! Thank your everyone who sent suggestions on my twitter! Iâll go drawe the others I find interesting, so please feel free to add more suggestions there! âșïž
Yâall STILL ALSO need to realize:
Lafayette go soooo drunk once that his brother-in-law had to drag him home
Hamiltonâs ship caught on fire coming over to America
Jefferson had a mockingbird named Dick
He also owned a goat that killed someone
After being told about Hamiltonâs death, Jefferson became quiet and aloof as he quickly found Burr to arrest him.
EVERY. FOUNDING. FATHER. HAD. DADDY. ISSUES
Which is why Hamilton didnât want to get close to Washington in fear he would be a father figure and let him down.
Washington refused to respond letters from the British because they didnât address him correctly.
Hamilton was announced dead after destroying British supply and trying to cross a river with British gun fire only to show up soaking wet later while everyone was drinking to his memoryÂ
When Lafayette came back to America before his death, he and Jefferson hugged and cried with each otherÂ
They said God Bless to each other
AND Jefferson and Lafayette did a lot of weed and a lot of alcohol
Washington liked to pretend his knife and forks were drumsticks and play music on tables
Despite common belief, Hamilton would often make time for his family and would write home to Eliza about how homesick he was
Martha Washington outlived four children and two husbands and said the worst day of her life was went Jefferson came to visit.
Laurens was getting out of bed when he hit his head on the ceiling
Hamilton was supposed to go on Washingtonâs boat while crossing the Delaware but he wasnât used to this thing called âwinterâ and often got sick a lot.
Thomas Jefferson told his grandchildren to flirt with everyone despite their gender so everyone would like them
Jefferson had an expensive bust of Hamilton in his house for no other reason than he wanted one.
Burr set himself on fire trying to lite a candle on fire with gunpowder.
TWICE
Hamilton was not only gay for Laurens, but also for the spy John Andre.
He said Andre was too pretty to be hung
Franklin and Adams shared a bed and fought over whether a window open was good for your health while you slept.
Franklin won because he ranted so much that Adams fell asleep.
Lafayette often joked about his name, saying âItâs not my fault, I was baptized like a Spaniard, with the name of every conceivable saint who might offer me more protection in battleâ
When George Washington was 17, a girl stole his clothes just to see him looking for them while naked.
Eliza had a mourning ring which she had on a ribbon around her neck which contained a strand of Hamiltonâs hair
Engraved inside the ring was the day he died and how old he was
Lafayette was buried under soil from Bunker Hill in France
During World War 1, General Pershing and a parade went to Lafayetteâs grave and said âLafayette, weâre here!â
SoooâŠAmerica help Lafayette in a war, just a little toooo late.
After Hamiltonâs death, Eliza referred to her late husband as âmy Hamiltonâ and âmy AlexanderâÂ
When giving tour of her home, she would stare at a bust of Hamilton for a few seconds and would whisper âmy Hamiltonâ
Burr bought a coconut for about $40 today because why not.
Hamilton was called âThe Little Lionâ because of his mouth and small stature.
Burr would often refer to Hamilton as âmy dear friend Hamilton, whom I shotâ
Burr was attacked by bedbugs and then proceeded to sleep on the floor for 6 hours
Burrâs daughter, Theodosia, was lost at sea.
Burr had sex with A LOT of ladies in EuropeâŠafter he killed Hamilton
Some of you are about to be real mad at me, but it had to be said:
Jonah Clemence has had amazing character development and deserves more recognition for it
Yoosung webtoon icons!
Also: Yoosung is so fucking cute with his turtleneck and orange hair clip.