how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom
Idk I was bored
Zoe Murphy: “One time my brother tried to yank away my ‘towel hat’ and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain. “I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried. Boys.”
Jared Kleinman: “If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.”
Evan Hansen: “Be careful who you call ugly in middle school. Not because they might get hot or something but because it’s mean”
Connor Murphy: “My sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god I need somewhere flat to write’ and I said ‘how about your chest’”
Alana Beck: “Julius Caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part”
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im fuCkING SCREAMING
LUKA ACTUALLY CARES FOR JONAH
👏 GOD 👏 BLESS 👏 THIS 👏 EVENT 👏
how can you hate ron weasley? how can you hate ron “sneak out in the middle of the night in a flying car to rescue you” weasley? how can you hate ron “sacrifice himself at the age of 11 to do the right thing” weasley? how can you hate ron “make you part of my family because I know you don’t have one” weasley? how can you hate ron “stood up in a broken leg to defend his best friend” weasley? how can you hate “followed the spiders even if it was his biggest fear just to be there with his best friend” weasley? if you disagree im ready to fite you
your vibes m’lord………
im screaming into my pillow
here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..
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NorFin wallpapers + icons for anon!
mcyt twt: trends hashtags every other week
mcytblr: starts a fucking political revolution within the community