I just got done watching the new video and all I gotta say is I’m in disbelief and incredibly wet.
PYCHO MATT PYCHO MATT PYCHO MATT
These are just some ideas I have stored away and whichever wins will be what comes after You're so Creepy p.3 :DD
Ik I haven't posted since the last blue moon but omg seeing anyone mention zombie matt makes me wanna cryyy LIKE THSTS MY BABYGYY OMGGGG 😭😭😭 no matter how hard I try to make a zombie bf for me to self ship with ITS NEVER THE SAMEEE LITERALLY THE LOML🥀🥀🥀 also forever mourning chemicalsturns shawty will always be missed, atleast she posted absolute bangers amen🙏🕊
Ps this is NAWT me in my active era I have too much school work and depression to do anything lmaoo😝
SOMEONE PLS WRITE A MATT FIC BASED ON THIS SONG
PLS DO YOU SEE THE VISION LIKE I DO PLSSSS😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 MONSTER MATT X EMO READER I BEG OF YOU
😃😃🫠😃😃😄😁😁😆😆😊😚😆😆 I'm so normal about this actually (I'm not i will throw up)
could you write a headcanon about zombie chris next pleaseee 😭😭🙏
zombie!chris who… unlike matt, can speak coherently and moves at a normal speed; some zombies adjust better than others
“dude, get over here, fucking sloth,” he’d mumble, walking over to his less cognitive brother who was staggering behind and dragging him along
zombie!chris who… is literally just zed from zombies. the same charming attitude and everything.
“you know you look delici- gorgeous,” he’d slip up with that sly smirk
“shut up.”
zombie!chris who… is great at keeping you two a secret. if your parents or siblings come to your room, he’s immediately in the closet or under the bed
but being the loud fucker that chris is, he’d always make a noise or two
“what was that??” your dad asked mid conversation, his eyes darting to your closet
“just.. shoved a bunch of boxes in my closet.. guess one of them fell,” you laughed nervously
zombie!chris who… is hyperactive as fuck. like the mf doesn’t crash until maybe 6 in the morning.
which means all night he’s bugging you or tossing and turning in bed
or doing what he’s best at, yapping
“yeah- and so when i was alive i would-”
“shut the fuck up,” you cut him off sleepily.
zombie!chris who… loves grossing you out and watching you squirm.
whether it’s telling you a gross (after)life experience or telling you a fun fact about himself
“you know my insides are rotting, right, ma?”
“EEEWWWW-”
zombie!chris who… can’t resist making a zombie joke. ever, not even when you need to focus.
“i’ll eat your brainnnn” he sang, poking your side
“no you won’t,” you huffed, annoyed that your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you alone while you tried to complete your homework.
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NSFW
zombie!chris who… carries that zombie joke trait to the bedroom
“who needs brains? i got this pussy right here…” he mumbled against your dripping core as he sloppily lapped against the flesh.
zombie!chris who… LOOVVEEESS to shame you about being with a zombie, no real harm behind it though
“such a filthy fucking girl, letting a monster use you like this,” he spat, smirking down at you
you just whimpered around his cock, trying to fit as much as you could into your mouth.
zombie!chris who… is definitely an ass guy, slapping it every chance he gets, clothed or not, and absolutely loving the red marks that come with it
zombie!chris who… can’t shut the fuck up, even in the bedroom
“gonna fill you up, ma, okay? godddd- you’re so fuckin’ tight- shit, baby..”
“yeah, take me just like that.. love those sounds you make.. oh god..”
“keep those pretty eyes on me, okay? god- keep lookin’ at me like that- so fuckin’ sexy..”
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TY FOR READING!
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@hoes4matthew @daysonend @shortcakesturns @sturnioloblues @gloomy-ghoulz @imsosillygoofylol
someone yell at me to lock in and write please🙏
UH OH WHATS THIS?? MY MAIN ARTERIES ARE EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE??? OH I SURE HOPE THERE IS NO ONE THAT WILL WANT TO BITE ME THERE AND SUXK ALL THE BLOOD OUT OF MY BODY😇😄😄😁😅😅😃😚🤗🤗😁😄
I SWEAR MY PANTS WERE ON WHAT'S HAPPENING
Why are Matt and I literally matchingg🤭🤭 (my birthday was before theirs he copied meeee!!)
GO FOLLOW MY BFF!!! THEY ARE SUPER INSANO ABOUT VAMPIRES AND ARE SUPER AWESOMEEEE!!!!!!🫶🫶🫶😍😍🤗🤗🤗🤗
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Oracle ;' she/they/he *;"
- ;'/ vampirism my love 𖦹°★ AUS !! -;* 18 ": ☆⋆。
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Hey heey :3 ty for checking this out😭
random things that I think are important: I'll be writing about mostly baldur's gate 3, the lost boys + twilight but I'm hoping to delve into writing about x-men once I'm confident I wont mess up the lore loll ;D also IWTV
I'm honestly not too sure what I'm hoping for this acc lol - I just thought it would be fun to actually lock in and write shit abt my fave things everr ;)) ty to my pookie spoon for awakening me (ive already got like 10 drafts)
headcannons, fanfictions and maybe some crazy cool fanarts :P
DO NOT get me started on the three metaphors for love --- mostly vampirism :3 (please do)
I have crazy weird obsessions with random men (celebs, characters) (i swear i still like women)
i love music, art, pinteresting lol, VAMPIRESS, fortune telling/witchcraft, men
inbox open for whatever !!
hugh jackman hmu
Anyways - I'll keep this updated for when I figure my shit out loll
creds to all owners of the dividers used
I Made a Zombie!Matt playlist and a pintrest board because I'm insane and so fully obsessed with hin😍😊
As of right now I can't get myself to write but I REALLY want to IM ITCHING TO I MUST WRITE ABOUT THE LOML😉😁😄😆😇😇😊🤗🤗😄😄😁😆😃
Part 3 of You're so Creepy IS in the works!!! I'm just a lil distracted rn so pls bare with me😭😭 after part 3 I reckon I won't do anymore parts just Z!Matt hcs and stuff 🤗😇 also might do a poll on what ideas ppl want me to write next :D