Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich
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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
Death wearing shades. A thing I never knew I needed to see lol
See you in september, gotta chill with berries, butterflies and massive sun burns <3
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A man goes to the fish market and walks up to a stall. There is a young boy selling fish. The boy is shouting "BUY MY DAMN FISH!". The man says you can't say that! The boy responds. "What do you mean? I caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." The man says okay and buys some and brings them home. He says to his wife "cook these damn fish!" His wife responds with a shocked face and says you can't say that! He says "the boy told me he caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." So the wife cooks up the fish and they're having dinner and the husband says "pass the damn fish!" To which his daughter responds "that's the spirit dad! Pass the fucking french fries!"
"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me?"
"It's a bomb actually"
"What?"
"What?"
How did I miss this scene
I really wanna write something clever and sarcastic here but yeah I'm coming up dry
But seriously, what the gosh darn heck does this even mean?