Baconbud - For A Real Long Time I Did Doing This Thing Wrong

A panda walks into a bar. 

The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?”

The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.”

“So what would you like to eat?”

“I’ll just take the fries.”

The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will your payment be cash or card?”

The panda calmly replies, “Oh, just card.”

After paying, the panda gets up and takes out a pistol. He fires a few shots in the direction of a few men, killing some in the process.

The bartender, horrified, shouts, “What the hell was that for? You just killed 4 men!”

The panda says, “I’m a panda, man. Look it up.” The panda then abruptly exits the bar.

The bartender confused, looks up “Panda” on Google. The description said:

“The giant panda is a bear species endemic to China. It is characterised by its bold black-and-white coat and rotund body. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Credits to “Eats, Shoots, & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation” by Lynne Truss

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I try really hard not to do this because I feel so guilty over asking for any type of help, but I am in a really desperate position. More so than usual. I know I've posted for requests for spreading the word about my business and stuff before because things are hard, but they've never been as bad as this.

My partner and I have a line of credit that is maxed out, and I deal with that. But when we get paid, I put all our money on the line of credit to pull as we need it for payments and everything because I want my interest payments to be lower and figure the money is better sitting there than in my account.

The problem is that with no warning, our bank decreased our line of credit by the amount I had sitting there.

This means I am $2,000 short. I cannot cover any of my payments this month or cover food, or gas for my husband to get back and forth to work. I also can't afford my dog's medication that I purchase monthly for managing her arthritis.

I really, really hate to ask but I would really appreciate any help spreading the word about my business @flappyhappystim. This is an advertising post that I share on that blog.

I also have a ko-fi .

I also have some digital books I wrote on Etsy for $1 CAD. This is a book about my healing, and this is a poetry book. As well as a digital workbook for $6 CAD

I really appreciate any spreading of this post, or my post about my business.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

I feel legitimately sad now

Bought one month after launch, our PS3 died suddenly today of massive internal failure, during an episode of Pokemon XY. Because it has survived so so long, we don’t feel empty. We were so fortunate it lasted so long. It’s statistically ridiculous. But I personally came to terms with the moment long ago, and was ready for it.

Despite appearances, our PS2 still functions. No parent should have to bury their child.

I really wanna write something clever and sarcastic here but yeah I'm coming up dry

But seriously, what the gosh darn heck does this even mean?