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A panda walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?”
The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.”
“So what would you like to eat?”
“I’ll just take the fries.”
The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will your payment be cash or card?”
The panda calmly replies, “Oh, just card.”
After paying, the panda gets up and takes out a pistol. He fires a few shots in the direction of a few men, killing some in the process.
The bartender, horrified, shouts, “What the hell was that for? You just killed 4 men!”
The panda says, “I’m a panda, man. Look it up.” The panda then abruptly exits the bar.
The bartender confused, looks up “Panda” on Google. The description said:
“The giant panda is a bear species endemic to China. It is characterised by its bold black-and-white coat and rotund body. Eats shoots and leaves.”
Credits to “Eats, Shoots, & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation” by Lynne Truss
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
Why, it's a pair of-
Yo where my average Avenged Sevenfold enjoyers at? The new album frickin BOPS
That rat turned the skater into a Far Cry protagonist
You're not wrong, ya know. Not wrong at all lol
I feel like this raises a LOT of questions to people familiar with some of these characters.
Only day you can rb this
Alan Wake II gonna be BOMB dude where's my Alan Wake fans at?
OP I think you should lock those doors and windows because that is 100% a threat
Someone sent this to me I think it was a threat
"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me?"
"It's a bomb actually"
"What?"
"What?"
How did I miss this scene
"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me?"
"It's a bomb actually"
"What?"
"What?"
How did I miss this scene
HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
A man goes to the fish market and walks up to a stall. There is a young boy selling fish. The boy is shouting "BUY MY DAMN FISH!". The man says you can't say that! The boy responds. "What do you mean? I caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." The man says okay and buys some and brings them home. He says to his wife "cook these damn fish!" His wife responds with a shocked face and says you can't say that! He says "the boy told me he caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." So the wife cooks up the fish and they're having dinner and the husband says "pass the damn fish!" To which his daughter responds "that's the spirit dad! Pass the fucking french fries!"
Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles
(as of the current time of my reblog)
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
I'm not late shut up
You can only reblog this today.