Had To Show You Guys. He Looks So Unbelievably Bad. For Context He Always Gets Shit Crusted In His Fur

mythbusters season 5+: guys the lawyers said we absolutely CANNOT run on a treadmill on the back of a moving truck

mythbusters season 2: we're gonna bury jamie alive LOL pick out ur coffin king

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

hey say something nice to me

I was going to ask why the scary stuff always happens to Fjord, but then remembered Travis and the haunted house and I get why Matt does it.

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

"Best I can do is worms"

- our warlock, about to cast Infestation

update: those people hired me

today at my internship the literal words “i love efficiency” came out of my mouth in front of people i want to hire me in the future

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website