There Is, In Fact, A "platonic Explanation For This" If You're Not A Coward

qpr where they knew they were Something Else™ but didnt realize till much later that they were a qpr (they knew the term qpr beforehand theyre just mutually oblivious)

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Bitches who are aroace and agender fr js said

“No”

I just chugged the monster i am physically more tired and cold but my brain is running so much faster than normal which is saying a lot

I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck

A man walked straight into a gay bar.

And came out.

hey, I know these are just words on your screen, but I really want you to know that everything is going to be okay. life is weird, brains are weird, and it seems like everything is just overwhelming. all the time.

no matter how hectic things get around you, I know that you'll be okay. things will get easier, and all of these things stressing you out will be so much easier to manage as time goes on. you're capable of pushing through any hurdles you might face because I know you've already made it to the point you are at today, and even though everyone acts like living day to day is easy, I know that it's incredibly difficult to do.

take things easy, you are loved, and everything is going to be all right

So I like writing songs and hope to produce something one day as a synthv or vocaloid producer, and tell me why I physically can not write anything not depressing????

Like I've written so many songs and all of them are about my depression.

W H Y .

Why can't I write something about like, I don't know, someone making a friend without ending it with some sort of metaphor for being abandoned? (Thats literally one of my songs)

Send help pls 🙏

It's true, bonus points if we're anxious

OH MY GOD GHOST AND PALS FAN???? BE MY FRIEND RN/J...UNLESS..

(Don't remember it, don't return to it)

let's play a game it's called how long can i pretend i don't have basic needs and human emotions

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.