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CHLOE DECKER IN LUCIFER | S01E04 “Manly Whatnots”

Reblog this if it's okay to have people message you if you accidentally unfollowed them. I've lost count the number of times I've seen my mutuals bringing up that the unfollowing glitch has come around again (or still). This is why it's incredibly important to state in your rules to softblock or hardblock when breaking ties.

today was a special day. i woke up with these exact lyrics in my mind : oh the misery, everybody wants to be ... my kennemy. so i did just that. this barbie now has a ken.

once  the  spotlights  are  turned  off  and  the  curtain  is  drawn  closed,  this  barbie  tends  to  stay  hidden.  of  course  she  couldn't  miss  this  party  –  it  was  the  biggest  event  of  that  day,  after  all  –,  but  she  didn't  want  to  be  the  center  of  attention  either.  hence  why  she  was  standing  in  the  corner,  leaning  on  the  wall,  playing  with  the  liquid  in  her  glass.  she  didn't  taste  it,  in  fact,  it  was  really  odd  there  was  actually  something  in  the  glass.  usually  it's  nothing.

she's  startled  by  another's  presence  and  she  notices  the  liquid  spilled  on  the  floor  —  for  a  brief  moment,  barbie  doesn't  distinguish  whether  or  not  it  was  hers.  chin  rose  up  to  look  at  the  person  that  approached  her  and  she's  somewhat  relieved  it  was  ken.    "  hi  ken,  "    she  uttered,  lips  pursed  together  in  a  thin  line.  she  was  fighting  the  urge  not  to  smile  and,  consequently,  be  rude  towards  ken  since  he  wasn't  exactly  himself.

"  you  have  just  described  more  than  half  of  the  barbies  here…  "    slender  hand  reaches  for  his  glass,  with  the  intent  to  take  it  from  him.    "  how  about  this :  we  go  get  another  drink  and  then  look  for  your  barbie.  how  that  sound?  "

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barbie  did  not  have  much  going  on  for  the  holidays  —  if  you  disconsider  the  giant  blowout  party  with  all  her  friends,  acquaintances  and  other  people  she's  worked  with  over  the  years  on  movie  sets  and  the  dj  she  hired  to  mix  christmas  tunes.  it  was  just  another  typical  night  preceding  a  holiday  from  her  perspective.  eartha  kitt's  santa  baby  was  resonating  throughout  her  residence  as  she  gracefully  transversed  across  the  tiny  cliques,  trying  to  make  brief  conversations  with  each  of  them,  until  her  cerulean  optics  laid  upon  sheldon.  everlasting  beam  that  graced  her  features  spread  even  wider  whilst  high  heels  clicked  underneath  the  porcelain  floor  as  she  made  her  way  towards  @sheldoney.  ❛❛  there  you  are!  what  do  you  think  of  this  party?  ❜❜  she  queried  over  the  loud  music,  leaning  ever  so  slightly  towards  him.  ❛❛  oh.  oh!  ❜❜  cue  a  sudden  exclaim  as  her  gaze  drifted  upward  towards  one  of  the  many  mistletoes  she  put  around  the  house  to  surprise  the  guests.  as  it  turns  out,  it  also  came  as  a  surprise  for  barbie  herself.  index  finger  points  skyward,  ❛❛  d'ya  know  what  they  say  about  standing  under  the  mistletoe,  right?  may  i?  ❜❜  a  light  nod  of  the  head  follows,  as  she  stares  at  him,  waiting  for  an  answer.  barbie,  mindful  of  mutual  respect,  refrained  from  seizing  the  moment  outright,  opting  instead  to  observe  tradition  with  a  sense  of  decorum.

🐝  *  ―  𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  you almost had it, [name]. here, let me show you.  ❜ ❛  you’ve just gotta find the courage to try.  ❜ ❛  you can’t tell me what to do!  ❜ ❛  don’t worry, i’ll wait until your party is over before i perform any mischief.  ❜ ❛  some people never change. but we can always hope.  ❜ ❛  you must have felt like a princess.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could have been there.  ❜ ❛  maybe next time you can come with me.  ❜ ❛  not so fearless now, hmm?  ❜ ❛  you’re not going to get away from me this time.  ❜ ❛  it’s dangerous, yes. but not impossible.  ❜ ❛  me? with you? in there? i don’t think so.  ❜ ❛  this is crazy. but, yes.  ❜ ❛  here, let me give you a hand.  ❜ ❛  well, i’m sorry, but you should have been more careful.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could remember but i’m so hungry.  ❜ ❛  that would be a shame, then i couldn’t tell you the juicy bit of gossip i overheard.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t know things had gotten this bad.  ❜ ❛  well, what have we here?  ❜ ❛  well, if you have nothing to hide you won’t mind answering a few questions.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never heard such a ridiculous story!  ❜ ❛  i do believe i’m starting to rub off on you.  ❜ ❛  you want me to babysit a rock?  ❜ ❛  why haven’t you told anyone?  ❜ ❛  perhaps you should remember who’s in charge of this expedition.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you’re alright to travel?  ❜ ❛  that is what you want, isn’t it?  ❜ ❛  i should have never come, what was i thinking?  ❜ ❛  what am i saying? i can’t leave! i’m their only hope!  ❜ ❛  are you sure about this?  ❜ ❛  ah, you’re just in time for your party.  ❜ ❛  there’s more to being king than having a crown.  ❜ ❛  i don’t need their loyalty. i don’t even need them!  ❜ ❛  i am afraid i underestimated you.  ❜ ❛  you and i know you’re much more than that.  ❜ ❛  none of this would have been possible without you, [name].  ❜ ❛  i absolutely despise happy endings!  ❜ ❛  it’s about time you got up.  ❜ ❛  it’s not a story ― it really happened.  ❜ ❛  i’m verry happy to … meet you.  ❜

both  hands  delicately  hover  to  hide  the  mouth  —  a  manifestation  of  barbie's  anticipation  for  gift  giving  surpassing  even  the  enthusiasm  for  the  holidays..  there  was  something  too  special  about  seeing  another  unwrap  a  present,  knowing  or  otherwise  what  it  contains.  the  way  their  eyes  lit  up  with  joy  and  the  way  a  wide  smile  spreads  across  their  features,  as  they  return  to  the  past,  when  they  were  kids  and  everything  much  easier.  kids  deserve  to  be  happy  and,  unfortunately,  for  barbie  everyone's  a  kid  of  someone  else.  which  doesn't  leave  anyone  she  knows  without  a  little  present.  cerulean  optics  observe  chrissy  intently,  as  if  not  to  miss  the  peak  of  joy.  a  melodic  chuckle  escapes  her  throat  upon  hearing  chrissy's  first  verbal  reaction.  hands  clapped  together  as  her  fingers  interlaced.  ❛❛  yay,  i'm  so  happy  you're  happy  with  it.  at  first  i  was  thinking  maybe  i  should  bring  you  there  and  let  you  get  your  own  bear,  but  then  i  thought  about  it  and  i  couldn't  spare  you  the  element  of  surprise.  ❜❜  unable  to  contain  herself,  she  involuntarily  spills  the  beans  —.  it  was  extremely  difficult  for  her  to  keep  such  a  secret  hidden  as  it  often  overflowed  her  psyche.  the  compulsion  to  divulge  or  bestow  presents  promptly  upon  acquisition  was  simply  insurmountable.  ❛❛  luckily,  i  found  something  you  can  choose  from.  you  have  to  come  with  me  to  the  christmas  market  but  you'll  be  picking  what  we'll  do  there.  how's  that  sound?  ❜❜

*/ @bahrbae left a note;

barbie has arrived to your inbox, chrissy. and guess what? she brought a  pink  care  bear  to  which  she  put  a  santa  hat  on  before  badly  wrapping  it  up.  it  was  pretty  obvious  what  was  behind  the  red  paper  wrap,  but  barbie  hopes  the  gesture  overthrows  the  awful  wrapping  job  she's  done. ❛❛ this belongs to you. i thought i should give it to you before we go to the christmas market. i just couldn't wait until christmas. i hope you like it? ❜❜

---☁︎｡⋆｡ Chrissy's eyes absolutely lit up at the present. "You didn't have to get me anything," she nearly whispered out, taking the package from Barbie's hands. But the thought and excitement the woman showed made Chrissy excited to open it. The teen had a small hunch on what it could have been, but the excitement didn't lessen even as the younger carefully unwrapped the paper. (Chrissy had always been the type to make sure wrapping paper was taken off without any tears or rips. As pristine as she could keep it.) "Love-A-Lot Bear," she answered with a bit of aw in her voice, adjusting the little bear's hat. "Oh, I love it a lot," a giggle was evident in her voice at the slight pun. "Thank you. This really just started everything off in such a good spirit!"

&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

frankie  reminded  me  to  write  why  barbie  roberts  and  wednesday  addams  are  ONE  AND  THE  SAME.  of  course,  that  is  from  my  own  point  of  view  since  i'm  writing  them  both  with  personal  headcanons  and  everything.  so  here  we  go.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  have  little  to  no  knowledge  about  human  emotions  –  they  try  to  make  it  logical,  but  it  almost  never  works  out  for  them.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  have  signature  colors  –  fun  fact,  wednesday's  signature  color  used  to  be  pink  too!  also  black  and  pink  are  really  nice  colors.  i  know  black  isn't  technically  a  color  but  fight  me,  i  stand  by  what  i  said.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  CANONICALLY  (i  don't  agree  with  that  bs)  have  something  against  men  /  masculinity  overall.  barbie  dismisses  ken  just  as  wednesday  dismisses  xavier  in  the  show.  BOTH  show  some  remorse  by  the  finale.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  defying  stereotypes  –  the  girly  girl  barbie  breaks  away  from  traditional  gender  roles  while  the  goth  barbie  challenges  typical  perceptions  of  a  young  girl's  interests.  ALSO  THEY  ARE  BOTH  AIMED  FOR  LITTLE  GIRLS!

both  barbie  and  wednesday  show  the  potential  of  dynamics  between  two  or  more  people  –  barbie  existence  is  linked  with  the  other  dolls  (she  has  friends,  boyfriend,  even  family  members)  &&  wednesday's  existence  is  linked  with  her  family  (the  infamous  title:  addams  family  values).

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  stubborn  lil  shits  –  look  at  any  barbie  movie  and  tell  me  she  isn't  stubborn  af.  look  at  any  addams  family  movie  or  tv  show  or  even  comic  and  tell  me  wednesday  isn't  stubborn  af.  this  is  a  dare.  i  dare  you.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  influenced  by  how  the  world  perceives  them  –  in  the  barbie  movie,  barbie  went  on  a  mental  breakdown  check  when  a  girl  called  her  a  fascist.  wednesday's  villain  origin  story  starts  when  she  notices  how  her  family's  being  treated  by  everyone  else.

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inadmissible. invalid. irrelevant statistic. I MYSELF RAISE THE PERCENTAGE TO AT LEAST 90%