Captain Baja Blast 🥤🌮

Hi Captain. Since it's Valentine's Day here on my world, I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that... um... from the first moment you appeared on my screen, you've held a special place in my heart, and what you did to uphold integrity and stand up to the Empire was truly amazing. You're as wonderful as you are sexy. That is all.

Ahem. Um. Well. That's... That's real nice. I... uhh... I don't really know what to say. Thank you?

heheheheh

So...I hear someone spent the evening with a certain handsome ARC trooper. SPILL! I need to know everything!

It was lovely, Phee!

We talked for hours over the food Captain Gregor prepared, which was truly excellent. It rivaled the food served at the fanciest of state dinners. He really outdid himself!

Echo seemed so relaxed. I have never seen him like that. The stories flowed from him as if he had been waiting to share them with me for years. I don't think I've ever had such a good time!

have you ever looked yourself up on ao3

I haven't heard of that sector. Is it in Wild Space?

Hang on a minute... it's missing a little something...

There we go.

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

Here’s a question for you: so last semester I actually had a philosophy professor who shares the same name as you, which I thought was cool and funny because he’s one of my favorite professors and you’re one of my favorite clones!

All that to say, I was wondering: what kind of hobbies/interests do you pursue when you’re not on duty? Is there anything you like learning about?

Philosophy huh? Sounds like an upstanding guy.

Fun story... During cadet training, we had an instructor who wanted to further refine our mental conditioning by running us through rigorous moral dilemmas. He would insist that we go through every possible scenario to determine what the "best" course of action would be. His favorite setup was the Railspeeder Dilemma.

As for me, I like to learn about the outdoor areas nearby. Find fun places to watch the sun(s) move around and just enjoy the nature. I get made fun of for it a lot but it's just because these bucket-brains haven't all evolved to appreciate the finer things in life just yet. ;)

Wow… He doesn’t even have the volume or texture that… nevermind.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Oh, I'm much worse.

Do you have a thing for Twi'leks?

If by "thing" you mean a deep respect and enduring gratitude, then yes.

I mean, I'm a good squad mate, I know that...

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

hi have you ever had sex?

I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.