Not Sure I Could Pull Off The Jacket But That Dude Is Majestic.

If you say it fast enough, it almost sounds like “baby”, at least the way one of those fresh lil beefcakes like CT-5597 used to say it.

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

Scratching up their armor is incredibly satisfying for some reason

Heyyyyyy Captain ;)

Have you ever tried a Baja Blast hard dew? Their truly fantastic.

Not being from your planet, it’s hard dew know what that is… 😎

i cried when ryloth

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Did Fireball tell you about this?

if you are still taking requests, i would love to see some howzer or keeli pretty please!

Hellloo! Ive said this a lot with these, but apologies for taking so long!

Somewhere along the line I got it in my head that Howzer is perpetually pestered (loved?) by the local Rylothian tookas. They absolutely will not leave the man alone, he can’t even go for a nice stroll in peace. I think he’s ok with that…most of the time…

Thanks for sending in this request!

😏

Howzer Glaring at Crosshair: A Series

THE THOTS THESE CONJURE

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

how do you feel about being called Baja Blast DILF?

Um... Heh. Well... Sheesh.

I do hold the Syndullas in the highest regard, and their lives have been touching to me in more ways than one.

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.

Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…

Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings