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oh no. oh the horrors. nooo

This intro bit was just so funny, I kept imagining jon reading it

The thing about Jonathan Sims is that he isn’t at all stupid, in fact he’s quite the opposite.

Take the Coffin for example, the idea of using an anchor is a logical and honestly quite clever one, however, where this idea falls apart is that while Jon may be intelligent, that does not mean he has common sense, or any sense of self preservation for that matter, and so he goes straight to cutting off his finger, and then continuously trying to cut it off despite the fact his body’s healing factor is clearly winning here.

And then, to top that off, he immediately decides the next reasonable choice of an anchor is his own rib, and actively gets not one, but two of his ribs removed by the walking embodiment of body horror.

Jonathan Sims is not stupid, but he is stupidly impulsive and should not be trusted with any actual plan ever, because while his initial idea may be the most ingenious thing you’ve ever bloody heard, I promise you he is going to ruin it with the most unhinged, god-awful follow up known to man.

having interests is like. I am unashamed of these. no I'm not . yes I am. i am not <3

Sam: [uses his psychic demon blood powers to tune into Dean’s thoughts just in case Dean is silently talking shit]

Dean’s thoughts:

Sam: what the fuck

I cannot write meta, I just watch shows and see discourse and go huh. I liked that. That was beautiful. Oh, that’s not a good take. That’s incredibly dumb actually. Then I just hype up the person who can articulate the thoughts for me. You gorgeous, stunning, intelligent meta writers out there. You angels.

TMAGP 8: A Summary

Cecil Palmer could do TMA but Jon Sims could not do WTNV. Cecil has no fucking curiosity, as the Archivist he would read all the statements and go “golly, these sure are fun :)” then find out about the Fears and kill Elias in three days. Jon in Night Vale would be fired and eaten day 1

jinx has daddy issues but they're not about vander or silco they're about vi. no theyre not sister issues they're daddy issues about her sister