anyways
Cass being everyone's favorite is so real
Sick Cass who only agrees to stay in bc she gets to man comms
Bruce: *fighting*
Cass with the sorest throat: I wouldn't have done that
It's her favourite sick activity. Just reviewing his fights in real time and going "You missed an opening. Too slow. He's going to attack you get ready. Wow your reaction time has gotten worse. Move or you'll get stabbed. Oh the kids are safe by the way they ran away while you were failing to win against this scrub."
Bruce, through gritted teeth while seething with rage: This is good. This is important. I need to know my weaknesses so I can squash them.
Cass: Took you two minutes. I would have done it in ten seconds with that leg sweep you missed the chance to do.
Bruce: Thank you Batgirl.
Cass: I think your joint pain is slowing you down. Can you bend your knees properly or do they crack with age?
Bruce:... I think I need radio silence to concentrate for a minute.
Cass: Brain is slowing down too if you can't multitask anymore. Sad.
Bruce: You know what let's see if there's anyone else for me to punch. I need that right now.
Saddest DC members in my opinion with no explanation and there will be people missing because I haven’t read that many comics;
Cassandra Cain. Hal Jordan. John Constantine. Helena Bertinelli. Kara Zor El. Oliver Queen.
Will probably add more to this and please comment your thoughts.
This is my fav ship
So, like, I'm sleep deprived and it's midnight where I'm at, but
It would be so cute that while Cass was running away from David Cain, Cass met Danny! She flips Dash onto his back, and Danny was so amazed, he decided to buy Cass a burger from the last of his allowance as thanks.
Cass was so hungry, she just accepted it, and ate while being seated comfortably in the booth.
She didn't know what the boy was talking about, but she learned: the bright sometimes round light is called the moon, and the tiny bright dots in the dark sky are stars.
The boy who is talking to her feels like them.
"Star," she said, getting his attention.
The boy lets out a confused, "Huh?" before Cass points to him. "Star."
The boy was a few seconds confused more, before realizing, "Me? I'm a star?"
Cass shook her head. She points to herself. "Cass." Then she points to Danny. "Star."
"Oh!" the boy exclaimed, before laughing himself silly. "No, no, no!" he said. "I'm Danny! I'm not a star! But I'd like a constellation named after me!"
Cass shook her head. She points to Danny. "Danny. Star." Then she points to herself. "Cassandra. Cass."
"I THINK I GET IT NOW!" Danny said, slightly standing from his seat in excitement. "I'm nicknamed Star! Is that it? I'm Star?"
Cass nodded fervently.
"Hot Fudge!" Danny cheered. When he calmed down, he turned to Cass with a wide grin, and points to her, "Moon."
Cass' eyes widen, then, she smiles a smile full of teeth, close to letting out a laugh. She points to herself. "Moon." And then to Danny, "Star."
The interaction is cut short when Cass catches sight of David Cain prowling along the streets.
She hastily gets up and runs away, never looking back even as Star calls for her.
Years later, they meet again...
When this time he is running away from his own David Cain.
They don't recognize each other at first.
He knocks the assassin that had been chasing Cass unconscious.
From her first meeting with Star, she made a tradition of treating people to burgers when they helped her. So, as she hears her ghostly savior's stomach grumble, she invites him to Batburger.
It is here she realizes that she recognizes him. Somewhat. So she asks about the galaxies and constellations, and if there is a constellation named "Danny" yet.
Danny widens his eyes. "Moon," he breathes out.
Cass puts a hand over his free one.
"Star."
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While this was going on, a bunch of birds and a bat were watching far away, almost all of them with binoculars.
Dick: "B. Please stop growling. And Little D, copying B will hurt your throat."
I love it, thank you~ TAT
4 year old nephew leaned over to look at my phone screen, pointed at Cass Cain, and said "that's Batban"
Bruh I spent more time on the suitors' dead bodies than on Odysseus and Telemachus. But like, have this picture of "I Can't Help But Wonder", and also this took 16 hours, please appreciate it.
Jason: Go kill them. Problem solved.
Oliver: You can't just go around killing people Jason.
Jason: I know. That's why you should do it.
Oliver: No, no. I can't go around killing people, either. Bruce will be mad with me.
Bruce: *eyes twich*
My favorite little headcanon is Chewie knew exactly who Obi-Wan was and was like: yeah don't worry my guy is solid he can get you to Alderaan. No no, he won't recognise you or ask questions, trust me. I don't even think he knows what a Jedi is. He is not big on historical non-fiction.
I eventually want to write a whole post or two talking about the differences and similarities of Ollie and Mia and Bruce and Cass because both are fascinating in how they basically get their adopted daughters only a few years apart and how they view and treat them. But one of the most intriguing differences is in how Ollie and Bruce treat the idea of their daughters killing
Bruce is sent footage showing Cassandra's first and only kill at the age of 8 and he immediately believes it to be fake because he can't imagine Cass ever being able to take a life since she understands her mission and his no killing rule to her very core. So even the idea of Cassandra being able to kill is something he doesn't believe and refuses to even think about.
Ollie meanwhile sees Mia kill a man on her first night out before even becoming Speedy because the city needed all the help it could get at the time and the man who was accidentally responsible begged Ollie to kill him to prevent more damage and Mia out of fear and believing his threats of more pain and loss shoots an arrow killing him. And while Ollie is shocked he doesn't blame Mia. He understands she thought she was doing the right thing and is clearly already kicking herself enough as is so he just comforts her and never blames Mia for his death. In fact he blames himself for letting her out with him in the first place.
It's just one of the many interesting parallels you can draw between these two father-daughter duos
Someone please write a fic abt how Kara knows Bruce’s identity cause she’s dating/married to Babs and Hal knows because Bruce told him in that one comic but now he regrets it.
Anyways, they are tired of Bruce and Clark’s pining so they play matchmaker while everyone else has no clue what’s going on.