batelcarter - I have no idea.
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6 years ago

Avengers: survivor.

Opps.

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

6 years ago

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

6 years ago

I can't believe this post is finally on my dash

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

6 years ago
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

6 years ago

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Hail Hydra
Hail Hydra
Hail Hydra

Hail Hydra

6 years ago

could I perhaps have the prompt "I don't know if I want to kiss you right now or shove you off a bridge" "Can I pick?" please? :3

Of course, it is yours!!! 

6 years ago

every appearance of Steve Rogers in the MCU

Captain America: The First Avenger

Every Appearance Of Steve Rogers In The MCU

The Avengers

Every Appearance Of Steve Rogers In The MCU

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Every Appearance Of Steve Rogers In The MCU

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Every Appearance Of Steve Rogers In The MCU

Captain America: Civil War

Every Appearance Of Steve Rogers In The MCU

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Every Appearance Of Steve Rogers In The MCU

Avengers: Infinity War

Every Appearance Of Steve Rogers In The MCU
6 years ago

Thank god for rdj

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

6 years ago

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

6 years ago

i’m here for the jews that don’t feel jewish.

for the jews that don’t look jewish. who are torn between rejecting or embracing a stereotype that never fit them in the first place.

for the jews who don’t speak hebrew. who fumble over prayers or can’t remember the last time they’ve stepped foot into a synagogue.

for the jews who don’t keep kosher. who text on shabbat. who love cheese burgers and especially bacon. 

for the jews who have just converted. who feel out of place. who find themselves lost during services, overwhelmed, and unsure of who to ask for help.

for the jews of color who constantly feel othered. who have their jewishness scrutinized and their opinions dismissed. who deal with antisemitism outside of their community and racism within.

for the jews who are patrilineal. who feel like they constantly have to prove their jewishness. who are looked down upon and shunned for something completely beyond their control.

for the ethnic jews who grew up detached from culture or religion. who never got to have a bar mitzvah. who have to google the meanings of holidays and prayers. who learn about their own people from wikipedia pages.

for the disabled jews who can’t participate in services. for the lgbt jews who wonder if hashem still loves them. for the atheist jews who struggle to connect. 

for any jew who has ever doubted their jewishness. 

you are important, you are not alone, and you belong in this community.

6 years ago

Everybody knows it cereal before milk

BLURRBBB NIIIIGHT::::: Bucky and the reader having a huge, screaming, throwing stuff against the walls fight, and everyone else all thinks they cheated on each other or smthn like that but it turns out that they’re arguing over smthn really small and silly like a game or how to pronounce a certain word or whatever

Idek what this is 😂

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“Un-fucking-believable!” It was the first thing that graced Steve’s ears when he stepped over the threshold. His eyebrows raised at the voice, freezing. Very slowly, he closed the door behind him as you continued to scream.

“You absolute heathen! I can’t believe I married you!”

Steve took a deep breath. Maybe he shouldn’t be here. This sounded bad.

“Oh, I’m the heathen? As if you’re right about everything! If I had known this earlier, I never would have proposed!”

Steve frowned and moved into the living room, eyes falling on a fuming Bucky and an even angrier Y/N. Their faces were red, and Steve could see Y/N’s hands physically shaking. Bucky’s eyes fell on Steve.

“Oh good, you’re here. Maybe you can tell us who’s right in this situation.”

Steve took a step back, raising his hands. “Uh, I don’t think I should make decisions here-”

“Of course you want to ask him.” Y/N interrupted, crossing her arms. “Of course he’ll side with you. He’s your best friend.”

Steve shook his head but Bucky grabbed his shoulders, looking him in the eye.

“It’s a simple question Steve.” He said. “I know you won’t take sides.”

“Of course not.” Steve sighed, knowing he would have to say something and he wasn’t getting out of this.

“Tell me, and answer truthfully.” Bucky spoke. “What do you put in the bowl first? Milk or cereal?”

Steve stared at Bucky, eyes wide. “What?”

“Answer the question, Steve.” Y/N stepped forward now, intense gaze meeting his. “Milk or cereal?”

Steve looked between both their faces, raising an incredulous eyebrow. “That’s what you guys are fighting about?”

Silence.

“It’s an important question.” Y/N finally replied.

Steve groaned and ran a hand through his hair, not even finding it in him to laugh. “You two are unbelievable.”

“What?” Bucky asked.

“Talking about ending your marriage because of how you eat cereal?”

Y/N snorted. “I’m not going to live with some uncultured swine who puts milk before cereal.”

Bucky let out a sarcastic laugh. “That’s the only way to do it. That’s how I’ve always done it.”

“And what makes you the king of cereal-eating manners?”

Steve sighed and pressed his lips together in order to not laugh, turning around and heading to the door. The last thing he heard was Bucky counting on his fingers why milk should be before cereal. Then, the door closed.

6 years ago

Rebloging this everytime it's on my dash.

#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

6 years ago

reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of unrecognized and dismissed sexualities

bisexual, pansexual, and asexual 

6 years ago

Powerful.

“Women are a balancing act Don’t eat too much, don’t eat too little. Don’t be fat, don’t be too skinny. God do you ever stop eating? Woah do you ever eat? The not-so-well-concealed looks of disgust, the not-so-well-concealed looks of concern. Don’t be loud. Don’t be quiet. Have a voice in society, leave the talking to the big boys. You want something, speak up! No, no, when it’s your turn, sweetie. Ugh, she never shuts up, it’s obnoxious. Have you ever heard her talk? I don’t even know what her voice sounds like. Make sure your skirt is long enough, but not too long. Don’t make yourself too available, but you don’t want to look like a grandma. Show off what you got, but if you do it’s your fault if anything happens. Was your skirt long enough? How is any boy going to look at you if you wear that? Have sex, but stay innocent. Give us what we want, but we hate sluts. Virgins are so sweet. What do you mean you want to stay abstinent until marriage? Do you even live in our society? Life without sex is boring. Life with sex is disgusting. God, have you seen her? She’s banged every guy in the school. God, have you seen her? Still a virgin at her age. Be smart, but not too smart. Boys like a smarter girl. Boys can’t stand it when you know more than them. Play dumb. Ugh, not that dumb, god, weren’t you even listening? They like a smarter girl. No, no, now you just look like a nerd. Girls don’t belong in the classroom, they have to take care of the kids. You want a well-paying job? Take some incentive and study. You can’t slack off because you’re a girl. Do what you love, but don’t. Be yourself, unless it goes against what we say. Do you love to do your hair and makeup? Great, you’re good to go. Approved. Do you love videogames and guns? You’re faking it. You’re lying. You’re pretending. You’re wrong.”

— Balancing Act. (via bigsisterelsa)

6 years ago

Gal Gadot is Jewish woman from the middle east but go off sis.

Wonder Woman (2017)
Wonder Woman (2017)
Wonder Woman (2017)

Wonder Woman (2017)

Doctor Who (2018)

Captain Marvel (2019)

6 years ago

😍

That's just great...

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

6 years ago
I’m With This Movement!  
I’m With This Movement!  
I’m With This Movement!  

I’m with this movement!  

6 years ago
I’m With This Movement!  
I’m With This Movement!  
I’m With This Movement!  

I’m with this movement!  

6 years ago

Fic Rec List 9/30/18

I read so much fan fiction and I definitely do not leave enough feedback other than a like. I never know what to say and I highly doubt the authors want another “omg so cute!” comment so i usually just like the post and I’ll tell my bff about it. So I decided to to a rec list to show my appreciation. Thanks for everything thing that you do 💖

~~~Bucky barnes is my current muse so there is a lot of him in here. but there are some others. There are 70 fics listed~~~

Tic Tac Toe by @percywinchester27

Summary: The reader shifts into a new city after being offered a dream job by a big firm. The timing couldn’t have been more perfect after and ugly break up with a doughebag ex. But things turn out not as dreamy as she’d want them to be and the only thing that keeps her smiling is a totally coincidental game of Tic Tac Toe. Sam Winchester x Reader. Completed series —– I loved this series when the original parts came out, I used to tell my best friend about it every time you updated. I haven’t had the chance to read the reprised series but I’m so looking forward to it.

Curves and Edges by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: In desperate need to blow off some steam after work but too broke to afford proper advanced classes, you ask your gymnast friend if you can practice aerial silks at the gym she goes to. Little did you know her infamous couch Lance ‘the fucker’ Tucker would also make your life a living hell. Lance Tucker x Plus size!Reader. Completed series. —– Absolutely loved this series, loved seeing her put Lance in his place. 

Soft Touch by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: Bucky slowly but surly learns again that physical contact doesn’t have to be painful or punishing. You show him it can be soft, gentle or even reassuring. Bucky Barnes x Reader. 

Strawberry Jam by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: When your Brooklyn apartment gets trashed, you’re forced to ask for help to you neighbor whom you barely know, for now. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed series.

Learning Again by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: (Modern!AU) After running away from your abusive boyfriend, you bump into your ex, the very soft yet very protective Bucky Barnes who immediately shelters you in what used to be your shared apartment. Slowly but surely, you learn to enjoy life again. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed Series. —- loved this series, i cant even put it into words.

Inked by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: Your friend drags you to her favorite tattoo shop for you to get a tattoo. Little did you know she set you up with your high school crush, James Barnes. Tattoo Artist!Bucky x Reader. Completed series. —- One of my favorite series. This was so sweet and endearing, i loved every word. Your blog was one of the first ones i followed when I started reading bucky fan fics, as you can see I just love your work.

Unfold by @the-bruja-chronicles

Summary: Your best friend Bucky asks you to be his fake girlfriend for a week while you both visit his hometown. It’s his friends wedding and he happens to be marrying Bucky’s ex girlfriend, the girl he thought he would marry. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed series. —– I’m such a hoe for fake dating and mutual pining. 

Daffodils by @softlybarnes

Summary: When Bucky’s mental health starts to spiral out of control, and worsen beyond anything he’s experienced before, he’s put on lock down in the compound for his safely and the safety of others. It’s then that he finds a familiar necklace that leads him to memories and a mysterious woman born of water who might hold the secret to his deteriorating mental health. Bucky x Reader. Water/Forest Spirit!AU. Ongoing series. —– Love this series! Its so different from what I’ve read before and i cant wait to see where you go with it!

Soft by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and the reader have been together for a few months. She wants him to stay the night with her but he’s reluctant. Modern!AU. Tattoo Artist!AU.  Bucky x Reader. Fluff with smut. —- Bucky is so soft in this one, I absolutely loved it.

The Florist by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and Y/N make flower crowns together. Both reveal more than they plan too. Bucky x Reader

The Beekeeper by @softlybarnes 

Summary: This is a companion piece to The Florist ^. Bucky and Y/N are spending a morning together when he discovers her odd penchant for petting bees. Bucky x Reader.

Gentle by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and the reader are sharing an intimate moment when he accidentally reveals something to her. Or, Bucky Barnes wants a normal life. Bucky x Reader. —- oh god this is so sweet. Fluff with smut.

Clouds by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky overhears something unsetting at a party. Bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for touch starved!bucky

Sleep by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky cant sleep, but the reader is there to help him. Enhanced!Reader. Bucky x Reader — I love your writing so much, it was so hard just trying to choose a few fics.

Anytime by @notimetoblog

Summary: i have a fic idea (loosely based off of a prompt i found on pinterest) so bucky is still cautious when it comes to touching people & vice versa. one day after a mission, the avengers are in the quinjet on their way home, bucky sat down beside the reader & accidentally falling asleep on her & snuggling her. she doesn’t make it a big deal but all the other members are surprised. just fluff involving soft bucky. Bucky x Reader

Who Are You Trying To Fool? by @notimetoblog

Summary: A perfect chance at messing with the new recruits presents itself to Bucky. Can he pull it off or will you foil his plan? Bucky x Reader. — I had the dumbest smile on my face the whole time I read this, its so sweet! I reread it every time it pops up on my dash.

Not Happening by @notimetoblog

Summary: An online dating site clearly makes a mistake when it matches you with the one person you cannot stand. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. — Ohhhh my goddddd i loved this series so much. Bucky is so soft and sweet and it was so nice to see how their relationship developed. 

His Wedding by @jurassicbarnes

Summary: Modern-Day (AU) Bucky and you are exes. He moved on but you couldn’t. Since you both are still friends, he asks you for a favor - a ridiculous one. You reluctantly agree, not thinking of the future consequences you’ll have to face. You just hope everything will be fine. But it doesn’t always work out, does it? Bucky x Reader. Completed series —-I loved this series! It was so frustrating with how stupid Bucky can be. I lost my mind reading the last chapter. Cant wait for Redemption!

Hello Kisses by @samingtonwilson

Summary: hello kisses- after long periods apart, these can include A picking up B and spinning them around. fingers pressing into cheeks, palms cupping necks, and breathless laughs when they finally come up for air. Sam Wilson x Reader.

Misfire by @whyisbuckyso

Summary: The four times Bucky tries to ask you out and fails. Bucky x Reader. Completed mini series. —- nervous bucky is so endearing. This was so sweet.

Expresso by @whyisbuckyso

Summary: In which your best friend’s brother begins to set you up on dates when you mention that you haven’t been in a relationship in years, but things dont go as expected. Bucky x Reader. College!AU. Series on hiatus. — Its on hiatus but its so worth the read!

Paper Walls by @writingcroissant

Summary: Your apartment happens to be right next to Bucky’s, heads only separated by a paper-thin wall, leading to you witnessing every second of his nightmares. Although, bonding over your late night conversations, you seem to forget that you never even saw him before. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. — I absolutely loved this series! I loved seeing their relationship grow.

You Made a List? by @221bshrlocked

Summary: Bucky finds a list you made. Bucky x reader.

Fire Alarm by @softspideys

Summary: you accidentally set off the fire alarm. Peter takes the blame. fluffiness ensues. Peter Parker x reader. 

The Five Times You Fall Asleep on Bucky by @captainrogerss 

Bucky x reader. Fluff

Love Retreat by @captainrogerss

Summary: When you’re invited to a couples’ retreat at work, you say yes to avoid further embarrassment, despite being tragically single. When you tell your friends about the situation you’re stuck in, Bucky comes to the rescue, offering to pretend to be your boyfriend and also have himself a free vacation to the Cayman Islands. (Fake Dating AU) Bucky x reader. Ongoing series. — Fake dating, mutual pining, bffs and jealous Bucky, what more can you ask for? I always look forward to your updates. I love this series so much, wish she will stop being dumb and open her eyes to see Bucky is the one.

Time’s Forever Frozen by @buckychrist

Summary: Photographer [noun] - A person obsessed with capturing life with their camera, especially when their life is infiltrated by a handsome man with a sweet smile and piercing blue eyes. 40′s!Bucky x photographer!reader. —- This was soooo sweet and almost had me crying bc of how cute it was and then I was actually crying bc my heart was ripped out of my chest. I remember reading this when i was at the library at school, I probably looked ridiculous with all the tears.

Rein Me In by @buckychrist

Summary: Sometimes, even super soldiers need saving. But sometimes in the process, they end up saving you too. Bucky x reader. Ongoing series. —- Love this so much!

Just a Touch by @buckychrist​

Summary:  Your powers? Controlling any feeling a human can have, from emotions to pain, with a simple brush of your fingertips. Your mission? The traumatized soldier with sad stricken eyes and scream filled nightmares. Bucky x reader. Completed series. —- The first few chapters broke my heart, I loved this series.

Strawberry by @sweetboybucky

Summary: Bucky comes home sore from a morning of training. You help him out. Bucky x Reader 

Routines by @bucky-is-a-hero-fightme

Summary: Bucky is a man of routines, established events he will follow dutifully and you will always do your best to accompany him through them. Maybe even try to get him accustomed to some new, happier ones. Bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for soft bucky. I loved this.

Soap Dish by @buckyforbreakfast

Summary: You thought bucky just had a thing for your soap, turns out he just had a thing for you. Bucky x reader. — I love fluffy fics where they take cute little baths together, this was perfect. 

In This Life or In The Next by @rogue-barnes-16

Summary: Bucky Barnes moved with the Avengers a while ago, trying to have a regular life. It seems to work until one day he bumps into a girl who brought up some memories to Bucky’s mind. However, the memories are, like always, bizarre, and all he could distinguish was a name, Matilda Smyth. Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. — From the second I read the summary, I was hooked. This series is so different from others that I’ve read, I love it!

Lovely by @toms-order

Summary: Bucky thinks that his soulmate doesn’t exist, but what happens when he finally finds her? What happens when loving him puts her in danger? Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. Soulmate!AU —- I loooove soulmate!AUs, this is perfect. 

Sorry by @irndad​

Summary: the reader has a habit of talking too much, getting too excited about things, and she tries to slow down. Bucky figures this out and reassures, basically. Bucky x reader. — I relate to this so much, when i get really excited about things, i start talking really fast and my parents always brush me off and tell me to relax, it usually makes me shut up instead of slowing down. I also talk a lot in general so this fic was really sweet.

Cheek Kisses by @irndad

Summary: tiny blurb about cheek kisses. Peter Parker x Reader. 

Silver Ink by @irndad

Summary: after recieving pardons from the us government, bucky chooses a life of being a quiet tattoo artist. his shop is next to a beautiful cafe, owned by an even more gorgeous woman. the obvious ensues, but something threatens their blossoming love. Tattoo Artist!Bucky x reader. — looooved this so much, its so cute.

Touch Starved by @irndad

Touch Starved!Bucky x Healer!Reader. Ongoing series, can be read as one shots. —– I love this fics so much, this series are my favorite touch starved!buck fics.

Mine by @irndad

Summary: Series of times y/n calls bucky hers, and how he starts calling her his.  Bucky x Reader. 

Cuppa Coffee by @irndad

Summary: So, bucky may have lost his way around women. He cant figure out how to tell his friend he doesn’t like cream in his coffee. Its whatever, though, it makes her smile. Bucky x reader. —- I just really love your writing.

So This Is Love by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: After a life filled with pain and suffering, Bucky is finally able to define what love is. Bucky x reader. —- this was so sweet, i loved it. 

Pinky Promise by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: Even though the rest of the Avengers are enjoying their summer, the Reader and Bucky get sent out on a mission in the middle of Siberia. What should have been an easy in-and-out, turns into them becoming stranded. And even though they both seem to be have gotten out pretty unscathed, one of them might be lying and is in mortal danger. Buck x Reader.

Numb by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: For two years the reader has been pining over Bucky, yet he’s been completely oblivious, despite having feelings for the girl himself. So when at a party, the Reader sees him flirting with someone else, she is done. She just wants to feel numb. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. —- One of my favorite series! Its so intense and heartbreak and i was always looking forward to the next update.

Express Shipping by @jamesbvck

Summary: Sam’s new neighbor keeps getting his mail. But instead of taking it to the apartment office, she hand delivers it to his door. Also, she’s cute. Sam Wilson x Reader. —- one of my favorite fics!

Love at First Sight by @borkingbarnes

Summary: In which Bucky recalls the first time he saw the love of his life. Pre-winter soldier!Bucky x Asgardian!reader —— ooooooo i loved this so much

Cockedblocked by @borkingbarnes

Summary: Sam and Nat decide it’d be finny to cockblock the former Winter soldier after his girl returns from a long mission away. Bucky x reader. Smut.

My Heart, My Angel by @theassetseyeliner

Summary: Valentines day candy grams basically show how popular you are in school, so you expect none, however, one, extremely sweet one, turns up on your desk. Except you have no clue who its from. High School Jock!bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for bucky using cute ass pet names and angel just melts my heart. This was so sweet and endearing.

Scars by @tokoyamisstuff

Summary: Based on the soulmate prompt where whatever you write on your skin, it appears on your soulmates. Bucky x reader. Completed series. Soulmate!AU. — I’ve never read an AU like this before and I loved it. 

Words On My Skin by @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked

Summary: Words that have significant meaning in their soulmates life appear on the skin at birth. Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. Soulmate!AU. —– Love this series, cant wait to see where you go with it!

Buck Naked by @hootyhoobuckaroo

Summary: I went skiing dipping and you went skinny dipping and this is most certainly not my shirt that i’m wearing. OR the reader finds the perfect place to go for a swim, and she meets one of her new neighbors who lives at the avengers compound. Basically bucky scares the pants off her. Its cute, fluffy, awkward and a little funny. Bucky x Reader —– One of my favorite fics!

Everybody Hates Finals on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Bucky x reader. College!AU. — The beginning is literally my worst nightmare but the rest was so sweet. 

Rooftop Strangers on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Bucky x Reader. — Bucky is so endearing and sweet in this one.

Nightmares on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Dad!Bucky x Reader x baby barnes. — oh my god, when bucky talks about the stuffed dragon, cutest thing ever. This was so sweet. 

Very Warm and Fuzzy on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

bucky x reader. —- this is the cutest shit ever, had the dorkiest smile on my face the entire time i read it.

Summer Skin by @stanclub

Summary: Touch. It’s a fundamental human need. Bucky Barnes, however, was starved of it; never had a kind hand laid on him during his time with Hydra. His therapist had some work done by a very well-known tattoo artist in Brooklyn, and suggested that he try it out. That’s where you come in. You’re very well known for tattooing people with sensory problems. It’s your niche. You’re very understanding. You have quick reflexes and a soft touch. When Bucky walks through your office door, you just know you have to help him. Bucky x Tattoo Artist!reader. Ongoing series. — I love this series! I haven’t read a fic where the reader is the tattoo artist before this one.

Of Bucky by @thejamesoldier

Summary: Soulmate!AU where everything your soulmate says is tattooed onto your skin until you meet them. Bucky x reader. —- Such an interesting soulmate!AU. I loved it!

Insomnia by @becaamm

Summary: You cant sleep. Steve helps you. Steve Rodgers x reader. Smut.

Helping Hands by @becaamm

Summary: You and Bucky had been sharing a room since the two of you got into college, and he knew more about you than you’d let people on. That included a bit of your sexual life - or, more accurately, the lack of it. When you can’t reach your orgasm alone, he offers you a pair of helping hands. Bucky x Reader. Smut.

Here Comes a Thought by @becaamm

Summary: Because of his PTSD and depression, some days with Bucky are better than others. Your 5-year-old daughter is not scared of it, though. Sometimes she seems to know what to do to assure her dad she’s there for you. Bucky x daughter!OFC. — this was so sweet, i loved every part of it.

About Thighs and Veins by @becaamm

Summary: You show bucky how much you love his thighs. Bucky x Reader. Smut. 

Spilled Coffee, Slipped Language by @captain-ariel-barnes

Summary: Steve discovers that the vulgarity of his soul mark isn’t what he always thought it was. Steve Rodgers x reader. Soulmate!AU 

Heartbeat by @after-avenging-hours 

Summary: Your heartbeat is linked to your soulmates. Bucky x reader. Soulmate!AU. Completed series. —- I loved this!

Heart Skip by @after-avenging-hours

Summary: Soulmate!AU where two soulmates share a heartbeat. Steve Rodgers x Reader. Ongoing series. — Spin off from Heartbeat ^. Love this one too!

Eye of the Beholder by @after-avenging-hours

Summary: AU where every time you look in the mirror, the color of the eyes that stare back at you are actually the color of your soulmates eyes. Steve x Reader. Soulmate!AU. — Your soulmate fics are the best! I’ve never read one like this!

Photograph by @marvelous-avengers

Summary: A birthday present gives Bucky a little more peace than you thought it would. Bucky x reader.

Headcanon Masterlist by @tropicalcap

Bucky x Reader. Steve x reader. —- I couldn’t choose just a few so I’m putting the whole master list. 

The Right Partner by @emilyevanston

Summary: You and Steve feel like you’re the only two people in the tower not having sex. When you find out its because neither of you have had sex, you decide to change it. Steve x Reader. Smut

Warm by @violentlybarnes

Summary: A snowball fight turns (playfully) aggressive. No paring.

Who I Was Looking For by @soopranatural

Summary: Even after you started wearing cuffs, the words are engraved in your mind as well as your wrist. You know you’re not destined for love as soon as you learn how to read. How could you? When the words “Sorry, you’re not who I was looking for” are written in black ink on your skin. Bucky x Reader. Soulmate!AU. Ongoing series (one chapter left). —– ohhhhh myyyyy godddddd. This might be my favorite series. Its so cute and heartbreaking and I love every word of it. I tell my mom about it every time you update and she likes hearing about it. I’ve cried many times.

Lance Tucker’s Sex Coaching by @lancefvcker

Summary:  After your only ever boyfriend decides its time to call it quits, you’re very reluctant to get back out into the dating game. Especially with your inexperience in the bedroom. But when your roommate and best friend Lance Tucker offers you sex lessons, who are you to deny such an opportunity? Lance Tucker x Reader. Smut. Completed series. —– oh my god. this is definitely my favorite smut series/fic ever. Told my bff about it and we talked about it for days. 

6 years ago

Fic Rec List 9/30/18

I read so much fan fiction and I definitely do not leave enough feedback other than a like. I never know what to say and I highly doubt the authors want another “omg so cute!” comment so i usually just like the post and I’ll tell my bff about it. So I decided to to a rec list to show my appreciation. Thanks for everything thing that you do 💖

~~~Bucky barnes is my current muse so there is a lot of him in here. but there are some others. There are 70 fics listed~~~

Tic Tac Toe by @percywinchester27

Summary: The reader shifts into a new city after being offered a dream job by a big firm. The timing couldn’t have been more perfect after and ugly break up with a doughebag ex. But things turn out not as dreamy as she’d want them to be and the only thing that keeps her smiling is a totally coincidental game of Tic Tac Toe. Sam Winchester x Reader. Completed series —– I loved this series when the original parts came out, I used to tell my best friend about it every time you updated. I haven’t had the chance to read the reprised series but I’m so looking forward to it.

Curves and Edges by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: In desperate need to blow off some steam after work but too broke to afford proper advanced classes, you ask your gymnast friend if you can practice aerial silks at the gym she goes to. Little did you know her infamous couch Lance ‘the fucker’ Tucker would also make your life a living hell. Lance Tucker x Plus size!Reader. Completed series. —– Absolutely loved this series, loved seeing her put Lance in his place. 

Soft Touch by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: Bucky slowly but surly learns again that physical contact doesn’t have to be painful or punishing. You show him it can be soft, gentle or even reassuring. Bucky Barnes x Reader. 

Strawberry Jam by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: When your Brooklyn apartment gets trashed, you’re forced to ask for help to you neighbor whom you barely know, for now. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed series.

Learning Again by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: (Modern!AU) After running away from your abusive boyfriend, you bump into your ex, the very soft yet very protective Bucky Barnes who immediately shelters you in what used to be your shared apartment. Slowly but surely, you learn to enjoy life again. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed Series. —- loved this series, i cant even put it into words.

Inked by @jaamesbbarnes

Summary: Your friend drags you to her favorite tattoo shop for you to get a tattoo. Little did you know she set you up with your high school crush, James Barnes. Tattoo Artist!Bucky x Reader. Completed series. —- One of my favorite series. This was so sweet and endearing, i loved every word. Your blog was one of the first ones i followed when I started reading bucky fan fics, as you can see I just love your work.

Unfold by @the-bruja-chronicles

Summary: Your best friend Bucky asks you to be his fake girlfriend for a week while you both visit his hometown. It’s his friends wedding and he happens to be marrying Bucky’s ex girlfriend, the girl he thought he would marry. Bucky Barnes x Reader. Completed series. —– I’m such a hoe for fake dating and mutual pining. 

Daffodils by @softlybarnes

Summary: When Bucky’s mental health starts to spiral out of control, and worsen beyond anything he’s experienced before, he’s put on lock down in the compound for his safely and the safety of others. It’s then that he finds a familiar necklace that leads him to memories and a mysterious woman born of water who might hold the secret to his deteriorating mental health. Bucky x Reader. Water/Forest Spirit!AU. Ongoing series. —– Love this series! Its so different from what I’ve read before and i cant wait to see where you go with it!

Soft by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and the reader have been together for a few months. She wants him to stay the night with her but he’s reluctant. Modern!AU. Tattoo Artist!AU.  Bucky x Reader. Fluff with smut. —- Bucky is so soft in this one, I absolutely loved it.

The Florist by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and Y/N make flower crowns together. Both reveal more than they plan too. Bucky x Reader

The Beekeeper by @softlybarnes 

Summary: This is a companion piece to The Florist ^. Bucky and Y/N are spending a morning together when he discovers her odd penchant for petting bees. Bucky x Reader.

Gentle by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky and the reader are sharing an intimate moment when he accidentally reveals something to her. Or, Bucky Barnes wants a normal life. Bucky x Reader. —- oh god this is so sweet. Fluff with smut.

Clouds by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky overhears something unsetting at a party. Bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for touch starved!bucky

Sleep by @softlybarnes

Summary: Bucky cant sleep, but the reader is there to help him. Enhanced!Reader. Bucky x Reader — I love your writing so much, it was so hard just trying to choose a few fics.

Anytime by @notimetoblog

Summary: i have a fic idea (loosely based off of a prompt i found on pinterest) so bucky is still cautious when it comes to touching people & vice versa. one day after a mission, the avengers are in the quinjet on their way home, bucky sat down beside the reader & accidentally falling asleep on her & snuggling her. she doesn’t make it a big deal but all the other members are surprised. just fluff involving soft bucky. Bucky x Reader

Who Are You Trying To Fool? by @notimetoblog

Summary: A perfect chance at messing with the new recruits presents itself to Bucky. Can he pull it off or will you foil his plan? Bucky x Reader. — I had the dumbest smile on my face the whole time I read this, its so sweet! I reread it every time it pops up on my dash.

Not Happening by @notimetoblog

Summary: An online dating site clearly makes a mistake when it matches you with the one person you cannot stand. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. — Ohhhh my goddddd i loved this series so much. Bucky is so soft and sweet and it was so nice to see how their relationship developed. 

His Wedding by @jurassicbarnes

Summary: Modern-Day (AU) Bucky and you are exes. He moved on but you couldn’t. Since you both are still friends, he asks you for a favor - a ridiculous one. You reluctantly agree, not thinking of the future consequences you’ll have to face. You just hope everything will be fine. But it doesn’t always work out, does it? Bucky x Reader. Completed series —-I loved this series! It was so frustrating with how stupid Bucky can be. I lost my mind reading the last chapter. Cant wait for Redemption!

Hello Kisses by @samingtonwilson

Summary: hello kisses- after long periods apart, these can include A picking up B and spinning them around. fingers pressing into cheeks, palms cupping necks, and breathless laughs when they finally come up for air. Sam Wilson x Reader.

Misfire by @whyisbuckyso

Summary: The four times Bucky tries to ask you out and fails. Bucky x Reader. Completed mini series. —- nervous bucky is so endearing. This was so sweet.

Expresso by @whyisbuckyso

Summary: In which your best friend’s brother begins to set you up on dates when you mention that you haven’t been in a relationship in years, but things dont go as expected. Bucky x Reader. College!AU. Series on hiatus. — Its on hiatus but its so worth the read!

Paper Walls by @writingcroissant

Summary: Your apartment happens to be right next to Bucky’s, heads only separated by a paper-thin wall, leading to you witnessing every second of his nightmares. Although, bonding over your late night conversations, you seem to forget that you never even saw him before. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. — I absolutely loved this series! I loved seeing their relationship grow.

You Made a List? by @221bshrlocked

Summary: Bucky finds a list you made. Bucky x reader.

Fire Alarm by @softspideys

Summary: you accidentally set off the fire alarm. Peter takes the blame. fluffiness ensues. Peter Parker x reader. 

The Five Times You Fall Asleep on Bucky by @captainrogerss 

Bucky x reader. Fluff

Love Retreat by @captainrogerss

Summary: When you’re invited to a couples’ retreat at work, you say yes to avoid further embarrassment, despite being tragically single. When you tell your friends about the situation you’re stuck in, Bucky comes to the rescue, offering to pretend to be your boyfriend and also have himself a free vacation to the Cayman Islands. (Fake Dating AU) Bucky x reader. Ongoing series. — Fake dating, mutual pining, bffs and jealous Bucky, what more can you ask for? I always look forward to your updates. I love this series so much, wish she will stop being dumb and open her eyes to see Bucky is the one.

Time’s Forever Frozen by @buckychrist

Summary: Photographer [noun] - A person obsessed with capturing life with their camera, especially when their life is infiltrated by a handsome man with a sweet smile and piercing blue eyes. 40′s!Bucky x photographer!reader. —- This was soooo sweet and almost had me crying bc of how cute it was and then I was actually crying bc my heart was ripped out of my chest. I remember reading this when i was at the library at school, I probably looked ridiculous with all the tears.

Rein Me In by @buckychrist

Summary: Sometimes, even super soldiers need saving. But sometimes in the process, they end up saving you too. Bucky x reader. Ongoing series. —- Love this so much!

Just a Touch by @buckychrist​

Summary:  Your powers? Controlling any feeling a human can have, from emotions to pain, with a simple brush of your fingertips. Your mission? The traumatized soldier with sad stricken eyes and scream filled nightmares. Bucky x reader. Completed series. —- The first few chapters broke my heart, I loved this series.

Strawberry by @sweetboybucky

Summary: Bucky comes home sore from a morning of training. You help him out. Bucky x Reader 

Routines by @bucky-is-a-hero-fightme

Summary: Bucky is a man of routines, established events he will follow dutifully and you will always do your best to accompany him through them. Maybe even try to get him accustomed to some new, happier ones. Bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for soft bucky. I loved this.

Soap Dish by @buckyforbreakfast

Summary: You thought bucky just had a thing for your soap, turns out he just had a thing for you. Bucky x reader. — I love fluffy fics where they take cute little baths together, this was perfect. 

In This Life or In The Next by @rogue-barnes-16

Summary: Bucky Barnes moved with the Avengers a while ago, trying to have a regular life. It seems to work until one day he bumps into a girl who brought up some memories to Bucky’s mind. However, the memories are, like always, bizarre, and all he could distinguish was a name, Matilda Smyth. Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. — From the second I read the summary, I was hooked. This series is so different from others that I’ve read, I love it!

Lovely by @toms-order

Summary: Bucky thinks that his soulmate doesn’t exist, but what happens when he finally finds her? What happens when loving him puts her in danger? Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. Soulmate!AU —- I loooove soulmate!AUs, this is perfect. 

Sorry by @irndad​

Summary: the reader has a habit of talking too much, getting too excited about things, and she tries to slow down. Bucky figures this out and reassures, basically. Bucky x reader. — I relate to this so much, when i get really excited about things, i start talking really fast and my parents always brush me off and tell me to relax, it usually makes me shut up instead of slowing down. I also talk a lot in general so this fic was really sweet.

Cheek Kisses by @irndad

Summary: tiny blurb about cheek kisses. Peter Parker x Reader. 

Silver Ink by @irndad

Summary: after recieving pardons from the us government, bucky chooses a life of being a quiet tattoo artist. his shop is next to a beautiful cafe, owned by an even more gorgeous woman. the obvious ensues, but something threatens their blossoming love. Tattoo Artist!Bucky x reader. — looooved this so much, its so cute.

Touch Starved by @irndad

Touch Starved!Bucky x Healer!Reader. Ongoing series, can be read as one shots. —– I love this fics so much, this series are my favorite touch starved!buck fics.

Mine by @irndad

Summary: Series of times y/n calls bucky hers, and how he starts calling her his.  Bucky x Reader. 

Cuppa Coffee by @irndad

Summary: So, bucky may have lost his way around women. He cant figure out how to tell his friend he doesn’t like cream in his coffee. Its whatever, though, it makes her smile. Bucky x reader. —- I just really love your writing.

So This Is Love by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: After a life filled with pain and suffering, Bucky is finally able to define what love is. Bucky x reader. —- this was so sweet, i loved it. 

Pinky Promise by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: Even though the rest of the Avengers are enjoying their summer, the Reader and Bucky get sent out on a mission in the middle of Siberia. What should have been an easy in-and-out, turns into them becoming stranded. And even though they both seem to be have gotten out pretty unscathed, one of them might be lying and is in mortal danger. Buck x Reader.

Numb by @theonewiththefanfics

Summary: For two years the reader has been pining over Bucky, yet he’s been completely oblivious, despite having feelings for the girl himself. So when at a party, the Reader sees him flirting with someone else, she is done. She just wants to feel numb. Bucky x Reader. Completed series. —- One of my favorite series! Its so intense and heartbreak and i was always looking forward to the next update.

Express Shipping by @jamesbvck

Summary: Sam’s new neighbor keeps getting his mail. But instead of taking it to the apartment office, she hand delivers it to his door. Also, she’s cute. Sam Wilson x Reader. —- one of my favorite fics!

Love at First Sight by @borkingbarnes

Summary: In which Bucky recalls the first time he saw the love of his life. Pre-winter soldier!Bucky x Asgardian!reader —— ooooooo i loved this so much

Cockedblocked by @borkingbarnes

Summary: Sam and Nat decide it’d be finny to cockblock the former Winter soldier after his girl returns from a long mission away. Bucky x reader. Smut.

My Heart, My Angel by @theassetseyeliner

Summary: Valentines day candy grams basically show how popular you are in school, so you expect none, however, one, extremely sweet one, turns up on your desk. Except you have no clue who its from. High School Jock!bucky x reader. — Im such a hoe for bucky using cute ass pet names and angel just melts my heart. This was so sweet and endearing.

Scars by @tokoyamisstuff

Summary: Based on the soulmate prompt where whatever you write on your skin, it appears on your soulmates. Bucky x reader. Completed series. Soulmate!AU. — I’ve never read an AU like this before and I loved it. 

Words On My Skin by @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked

Summary: Words that have significant meaning in their soulmates life appear on the skin at birth. Bucky x Reader. Ongoing series. Soulmate!AU. —– Love this series, cant wait to see where you go with it!

Buck Naked by @hootyhoobuckaroo

Summary: I went skiing dipping and you went skinny dipping and this is most certainly not my shirt that i’m wearing. OR the reader finds the perfect place to go for a swim, and she meets one of her new neighbors who lives at the avengers compound. Basically bucky scares the pants off her. Its cute, fluffy, awkward and a little funny. Bucky x Reader —– One of my favorite fics!

Everybody Hates Finals on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Bucky x reader. College!AU. — The beginning is literally my worst nightmare but the rest was so sweet. 

Rooftop Strangers on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Bucky x Reader. — Bucky is so endearing and sweet in this one.

Nightmares on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

Dad!Bucky x Reader x baby barnes. — oh my god, when bucky talks about the stuffed dragon, cutest thing ever. This was so sweet. 

Very Warm and Fuzzy on @bucky-plums-barnes (fic was submitted to their blog by an anon)

bucky x reader. —- this is the cutest shit ever, had the dorkiest smile on my face the entire time i read it.

Summer Skin by @stanclub

Summary: Touch. It’s a fundamental human need. Bucky Barnes, however, was starved of it; never had a kind hand laid on him during his time with Hydra. His therapist had some work done by a very well-known tattoo artist in Brooklyn, and suggested that he try it out. That’s where you come in. You’re very well known for tattooing people with sensory problems. It’s your niche. You’re very understanding. You have quick reflexes and a soft touch. When Bucky walks through your office door, you just know you have to help him. Bucky x Tattoo Artist!reader. Ongoing series. — I love this series! I haven’t read a fic where the reader is the tattoo artist before this one.

Of Bucky by @thejamesoldier

Summary: Soulmate!AU where everything your soulmate says is tattooed onto your skin until you meet them. Bucky x reader. —- Such an interesting soulmate!AU. I loved it!

Insomnia by @becaamm

Summary: You cant sleep. Steve helps you. Steve Rodgers x reader. Smut.

Helping Hands by @becaamm

Summary: You and Bucky had been sharing a room since the two of you got into college, and he knew more about you than you’d let people on. That included a bit of your sexual life - or, more accurately, the lack of it. When you can’t reach your orgasm alone, he offers you a pair of helping hands. Bucky x Reader. Smut.

Here Comes a Thought by @becaamm

Summary: Because of his PTSD and depression, some days with Bucky are better than others. Your 5-year-old daughter is not scared of it, though. Sometimes she seems to know what to do to assure her dad she’s there for you. Bucky x daughter!OFC. — this was so sweet, i loved every part of it.

About Thighs and Veins by @becaamm

Summary: You show bucky how much you love his thighs. Bucky x Reader. Smut. 

Spilled Coffee, Slipped Language by @captain-ariel-barnes

Summary: Steve discovers that the vulgarity of his soul mark isn’t what he always thought it was. Steve Rodgers x reader. Soulmate!AU 

Heartbeat by @after-avenging-hours 

Summary: Your heartbeat is linked to your soulmates. Bucky x reader. Soulmate!AU. Completed series. —- I loved this!

Heart Skip by @after-avenging-hours

Summary: Soulmate!AU where two soulmates share a heartbeat. Steve Rodgers x Reader. Ongoing series. — Spin off from Heartbeat ^. Love this one too!

Eye of the Beholder by @after-avenging-hours

Summary: AU where every time you look in the mirror, the color of the eyes that stare back at you are actually the color of your soulmates eyes. Steve x Reader. Soulmate!AU. — Your soulmate fics are the best! I’ve never read one like this!

Photograph by @marvelous-avengers

Summary: A birthday present gives Bucky a little more peace than you thought it would. Bucky x reader.

Headcanon Masterlist by @tropicalcap

Bucky x Reader. Steve x reader. —- I couldn’t choose just a few so I’m putting the whole master list. 

The Right Partner by @emilyevanston

Summary: You and Steve feel like you’re the only two people in the tower not having sex. When you find out its because neither of you have had sex, you decide to change it. Steve x Reader. Smut

Warm by @violentlybarnes

Summary: A snowball fight turns (playfully) aggressive. No paring.

Who I Was Looking For by @soopranatural

Summary: Even after you started wearing cuffs, the words are engraved in your mind as well as your wrist. You know you’re not destined for love as soon as you learn how to read. How could you? When the words “Sorry, you’re not who I was looking for” are written in black ink on your skin. Bucky x Reader. Soulmate!AU. Ongoing series (one chapter left). —– ohhhhh myyyyy godddddd. This might be my favorite series. Its so cute and heartbreaking and I love every word of it. I tell my mom about it every time you update and she likes hearing about it. I’ve cried many times.

Lance Tucker’s Sex Coaching by @lancefvcker

Summary:  After your only ever boyfriend decides its time to call it quits, you’re very reluctant to get back out into the dating game. Especially with your inexperience in the bedroom. But when your roommate and best friend Lance Tucker offers you sex lessons, who are you to deny such an opportunity? Lance Tucker x Reader. Smut. Completed series. —– oh my god. this is definitely my favorite smut series/fic ever. Told my bff about it and we talked about it for days. 

6 years ago

Reblog with a celebrity who is from your state, city, or town

6 years ago

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

6 years ago

can we please stop reblogging that post about david bowie being a p-dophile because he supposedly slept with an underage groupie

the groupie, lori mattix, said in an interview with thrillist that she lost her virginity to him in 1973 when she was 15. but in an earlier interview with paul trynka, she claimed it happened in october 1972 when she was only 14. she also completely changed the narrative, first saying she snuck into his hotel room and later deciding he approached her at a restaurant. 

also, according to another ex-groupie, she was confirmed in a relationship with jimmy page in the summer of 1972, well before bowie ever toured in california, where she lived.

he was pretty vocal about his stance against p-dophilia as he wrote “shopping for girls” about child trafficking in thailand, threatened to fire his drummer for sending teenage girls to his hotel room, and refused to perform the kiss scene written into the movie labyrinth because jennifer connelly was 14 at the time.

its good to fact check before spreading accusations as serious as this, especially about an activist who campaigned against racism against aboriginal people in australia, openly criticized MTV for not playing music videos by black artists, and, with his wife iman, donated millions of dollars to various human rights organizations in the third world.

6 years ago
Alright. Y’all Know How This Works. That’s $1100 Right There. 

Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there. 

May you be completely, abundantly, beautifully blessed.

6 years ago
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers
#chris Evans #in Where He Is Actually Steve Rogers

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

6 years ago

Sometimes I just kinda wanna cry because in the MCU, Steven Grant Rogers:

Was violently bullied throughout his childhood and into adulthood.

Watched his mother waste away and die.

Was an orphan by his mid-to-late teens.

Grew up in poverty, during the Great Depression, as the child of immigrants .

Grew up color-blind, partially-deaf, malnourished/stunted, and chronically-ill, in a culture that was so big on eugenics that Nazis took their cues from the US systems.

Signed up for the army and then dove on what he believed to be a live grenade because he believed the best use of his life was to exchange it for the lives of others.

Fought on the front lines of the bloodiest and most horrific war in human history, where he undoubtedly witnessed terrible violence and atrocities.

Watched his best friend die and lived with the guilt of believing he was responsible.

Crashed a plane into the ocean, fully believing he was going to die.

Was frozen alive.

Woke up to find that nearly everyone he’d ever known was dead and gone, and his home was changed nearly beyond recognition; he could never truly go home from the war. Ever.

Lost his shot at happiness with the one woman who ever actually looked at him when he was small and frail, and had to watch her mind come apart, and later carry her coffin.

Found out his sacrifice – the thing he gave up his life, his friends, his whole world for – was in vain, and that HYDRA had corrupted the legacy of the people he loved.

Found out his best friend survived, and that he’d abandoned him to a fate worse than death, and got to then live with THAT fresh guilt.

Is seen by most people as Captain America; almost no one sees Steve Rogers.

Was only 26 years old, biologically, during the Battle of New York. 

Has not had the time or resources to cope with any of this.

6 years ago

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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