bathtuballigator
she/it | tranny 🏳️⚧️ | ama | aroace dyke :3 | local bird-girl/forest nymph | 23
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Latest Posts by bathtuballigator
did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read
people talk about how showing someone your boyvoice is really special and intimate but i think the opposite is also deserving of a lot of reverence and care and tact. when a girl who has a flat lower voice tries out her training voice around you that shit is so vulnerable and so special. that is her exploring who she could be and giving you a sneak peak of her beautiful future
Me: Do you understand how much you mean to children? Do you understand how much you alone boost our circulation numbers? Sometimes I feel like you're the single toothpick holding up childhood literacy at a vital transitional stage.
Our Library's Copy of Dog Man: Someone slathered me in spaghetti sauce and threw me in the book drop again. :)
Me: You are my brother in arms, Dog Man.
porn addiction is similar to IQ in that it doesnt exist but if you wanna incorporate the ideas into your fetishes go for it
stick yr dick in a girl and there's a horrible grinding sound and blinding pain and when u pull out your dick has been perfectly flattened and embossed with a t rex design and the name of the local natural history museum
And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit
*visibly trembling with nerves in any social situation* “I’m about to be the chillest girl ever”
It's a vicious, anxious cycle.
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Very small selection of some of my favorite europa posts from the past 48 hrs
lions are very mean and like jellyfish
the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.
Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny
remember kids
Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs
sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
extremely cool article you should read if you haven’t already
“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it
tanktops are so whorish I love them. My entire armpit is out. If you look at me you’re a slut
me, experiencing joy: is this selfish? is this bad?
[Guy at the workplace having a midlife crisis but he's poly] She took the wife in the divorce
So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"
The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.
I love trans people so much
I love trans women
I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.
My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love
