Snoopy Of The Day

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

guys I read this as people and went in the comments expecting to see like "You're quitting tumblr?????" and instead found "pope shot dead at 1000 years old"

Bye cool pope

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

bad internet take and awful character analysis arent real they cant hurt me

spoke deeply to me.

"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job