David Harbour With A Man Bun. 143 Dead, 521 Injured.

Imagine being part of the Umbrella Academy and realising that your father would rather adopt a literal rock than you

LOOK AT HIM! TINY MAN! A GOOD BOY!

imagine if god came down from heaven sometimes to hand you a burger

"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take my Unus fanart while I cry

The @ is my Twitter

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

I love furries, marijuana, autism, schizophrenia, abortion, vandalism, shoplifting, Molotov cocktails, free healthcare, adderall, and gay sex

put in the tags:

whether you are neurodivergent (or starting to consider the possibility)

your exact score

anything you hate that wasn't on here

and the number one food you Will Not Eat.

Mickey: oh toodles? Do you have anything that can help me? a shotgun! Oh golly, thank you toodles! *cocks shotgun*