He's So Bouncy And Precious.

Would you know of like. Hobbies to start/things to do that don't require any physical objects or money, bc I have neither and have no idea what to do with myself. (I mean, that's all of the time, not bc of the virus since my school is still in session, but it might also be helpful for other people rn maybe? idk)

that’s a great question! starting off, i have a distractions tag that has lots of links for games and sites that can help pass the time, and some other posts that i’ll link straight to here, along with other interesting things i can find on my blog:

100+ Legal Sites to Download Literature

free online courses from Harvard / free online courses from MIT

24 Invaluable Skills To Learn For Free Online This Year

learn origami

free art programs

educational youtube channels

freerice.com (answer questions and donate rice)

hobbies masterpost

yoga for beginners (if you don’t have a yoga mat, you could probably make do with a towel)

free documentaries

youtube channels for exercise

learn things for free!

free online language courses

learn american sign language / signschool / asl resources

PBS Nova / PBS Nature

free Windows applications

read this if you want to start pirating media

look up the apps Overdrive, Libby, and Hoopla for free digital content from your local library

language pod company

37 best websites for learning a new skill

download photoshop and sai for free

internet resources for education

best educational websites

libguides

huge google drive folder of free essays and books on social issues

primewire (a site that collects streaming links)

some of my tags:

gardening tag (if you have a yard, you might be able to plant some things you already own, like garlic or tomato seeds)

yoga tag (again, you don’t have a yoga mat, a towel should suffice)

exercise tag

writing tag (for improving your writing skills)

adulting tag (you might learn some stuff)

school tag (even if you’re not in school, lots of interesting resources)

some youtube videos/channels:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Complete, Ordered MST3K Collection)

Bob Ross

Watercolor by Shibasaki

How It’s Made

TEDtalks

Li Ziqi

What I’ve Learned

Bon Appetit test kitchen

Lush How It’s Made

Gayle

Body Positive Yoga

search “singing lessons” and you can find lots of videos to help you improve your voice, no matter how bad you think you are

failing all else, Cracked can always keep me occupied for hours.

if anyone has any youtube channels or sites they recommend, please comment or reply and i’ll add them. take care of yourself, everyone. <3

reblog if you relate to/kin Mikey, or if Mikey is your favorite ninja turtle.

Two years?! I’m in!

we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

Imagine This

Imagine that your partner has been hitting you. Yelling at you. You’ve been married for a few years, you’re both in your 30s, you have a little daughter, and everything you do seems to be wrong. You’ve been made fun of, mocked and belittled by your partner. 

But you need them, because you can’t take another failed relationship. You can’t be alone again, and they’ve got you convinced that all the beatings and scratches and scrapes are your fault.

You tell your friends and they laugh. No matter how many bruises or cuts you show them, it’s still your fault, so you hide them. You feel trapped, but you don’t feel like you can escape. You’re convinced that you’re just locking yourself in.

And you see online one day an article. Someone else went through what you have. They got the cuts, the bruises, the scratches. You see that here is hope and freedom from these beatings. The physical and emotional pain can go away, there is someone there to help!

So you write down a list of 10 abuse victim hotlines, for people being abused. And you call them one by one.

If you were a man:

6 of those hotlines would refuse to help because of your gender.

3 of those hotlines would refer you to or give you a number to a hotline dealing with people that abuse and are looking to stop.

1 of those hotlines would help.

Out of those 10, 2 of those would also laugh at you or say you deserved it.

If you were a woman:

10 of those hotlines would help.

Abuse is very scary, but what seems scarier to you; being abused, reaching out and getting the help you need, or being abused, reaching out and getting laughed and turned away over 60% of the time because of who you are?

Only 8% of men who call abuse hotlines find them ‘very helpful’ and get the assistance they need.

Women can abuse. Men can be abused. Men need equality and help too.

My emotions as I process this post.

It’s going to be -60 on Wednesday in Minnesota and I’m gonna jerk off outside and chew my nut like a snowcone

Guess who just got the complete series of Avater the Last Airbender.

Who wants to waste their life with me!