Everyone's Favorite Cosmic Joke

The Yearners. The Cravers. These bitches are longing.

gabriel ultrakill the character of all time. he spends all his time roasting you and trying to kick you out of hell while seemingly not caring about any of the other robots there. he stops whatever hes doing in the middle of a fight every time he wants to deliver a little quip. he gets his ass handed to him so hard that when he goes home all his friends put him on a little stage and take turns calling him a loser. theres a recording of him on the ferrymans boat telling everybody to please remember to practice selfcare. he's done thousands of murders. he keeps people trapped in limbo forever even after theyve recognized heaven. he falls in gay love with a literal war machine. he's so repressed that he thinks that said love is hate. the second time he gets beaten nearly to death he realizes that his biggest problem this whole time was that he was winning too much. he then realizes after this that all of his friends suck and immediately leaves to go murder them. he had hours left to live and spent a not insignificant amount of that time playing the organ and monologuing. he maybe has a blood kink and definitely has the most erotic way of describing killing a robot that ive ever heard

studied up

"statistically, he cant save everyone"

but its will solace alone in the infirmary after losing another life that he had put his all in too save. but somehow it still wasn't enough.

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“Omigodss we need to know which Guinea pig is casting Percy for season two!!”

“No we need to see Aryan in a wedding dress!!!”

WHAT ABOUT OUR SUPER PERFECT QUEEN REYNA, HUH??? WE COULD GET A CAMEO OF HER ON CIRCES ISLAND!!!! BE SO FR RN

RAINCHECK!!!

(full thing and totally greyscale ver under the cut!)

How good is Clover's aim?

-Clover takes pride in having never missed a shot in their entire life!-

please be nice ive never done something like this before

the weight of the world should never have been yours to bear

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