Beeskuhnees - Bee

when someone asks me what i like

😭 he brings all his friends to meals

fuck spotify forreal for taking away the little heart icon... i dont want to add songs to my creepy ass collection i want to like them i want to love them

Anime characters be like:

i'm so sorry i'm so sorry do you want me to kill (remembers that making suicide jokes reinforces negative thought patterns) yyyou

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

Oh to cuddle up and stargaze with a pretty girl and point out all the constellations I know, making up silly stories for them bc I don't remember the actual story. Little do I know that the pretty girl is actually looking at me instead of the stars, and when I turn to her, I see that she is staring at me with a look so full of adoration I can feel my face heat despite the chill night air. The pretty girl chuckles and kisses me senseless under the moonlight because she thinks I'm adorable.

on this episode of is there romantic tension or am i just delusional and gay...