Hey Now Those (your Big Brown Eyes) Are Some Dangerous Weapons You Got There Be Careful Where You Aim

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

shoutout to the girls who are a little bit insane youre so real

There’s something so sweet and lesbian about her painting my nails for me

long distance pining is crazy

it's because you're always on that damn vibrator

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

sex bots on tumblr dot com desire me carnally in my chatbox but alas im in a relationship with 4 fictional characters so i must refuse their romantic advances

he refuses to eat anything but the zombie meat

just wanna put on lipstick….. and kiss someone’s face all over…. it would be so cute…..