Everything Is Quite The Same But Lancelot Is Running Around Shirtless And Sometimes With No Pants.

I just finished watching Cursed on Netflix...I didn’t expect Squirrel to end up with a dad but here we are. This is exactly what happened in episode 10.

It was at an independent burger joint in my city, my older brother paid. This is a bacon burger, I've never been so happy to eat a burger.

Oh Lancelot, loved by the king, loved by the queen

Another Arthuriana idea I had for a while. Guinevere design is much inspired by William de Leftwich Dodge illustration

Continuation from the last post. See? Totally just sleeping :) 

Whit pleasure Sir.

So, at first my username was 'vaquinhadecogumelinhos', which was created when I was 11-12 years old. Well, I spent a long time before going back to using tumblr. And yet that name had a reason.

'Vaquinha-de-cogumelinhos' translate to 'LilMushrooms-Calf' and i named my blog like this cause when i was younger, i was OBSESSED with bulls and cows and calfs. And I was innocently wandering around Minecraft with my cousins and one of them drops the information that there is a mushroom cow. Mushrooms were another thing I had a big hyperfocus on for a good few years. I heard this and went looking for a picture or confirmation that it was real, and I came across the wonder of the cows on Minecraft's mushroom island.

I fell in love at first sight.

This was perfect, my two hyperfocuses on one thing. So I decided that I would name any social midia username after those perfections of fictional nature.

It's been a good few years since I stopped using tumblr and I came back in December of last year, and I fell in love with tumblr. But my username was no longer something I identified with, not even my profile picture was something I liked. So I changed everything.

My profile picture and dashboard are now as chaotic and weird as I've accepted myself to be. And I'm happy with that. But my name was another story.

I'm nearly fluent in American English, which is a blessing because it's also mostly in English. But I realized that for a social network that's mostly in English, my username could be as dificult to write as a dinosaur's. So I changed it to something simple, but that would describe me well. I could have put Angry-wild-racoon, but I chose beginning-writer. Cause whoever read it would know right away what half of my blog is about. Write. The other half is reserved for the five-person Cursed fandom and the even smaller fandom that ships Lancewain.

Tagging anyone who sees this!

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

I’m sure he’s just sleeping.

Me reading: Helient, Ilene, Lady of the lake- LADY OF THE LAKE?! GAWAIN SLEPT WITH LANCELOT'S MOM?!?

is there a list of all the women gawain had been with?

Aislyn (see Ragnelle)

Aleta (Prince Valiant (1954))

Amie (Beaudous by Robert de Blois)

Amurfina (The Crown by Heinrich von dem Türlin)

Antikonie (Parzival by Wolfram von Eschenbach)

Arcade/Ettarde (Post-Vulgate/Le Morte d’Arthur by Sir Thomas Malory)

Beauté (Gilglois)

Bertilak, Lady (Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Arthur Rex by Thomas Berger)

Blanchadine (Floriant et Florete)

Blanchemal the Fay (Le Bel Inconnu)

Bloiesine (4th Perceval Continuation)

Carlisle, Daughter of (The Carle of Carlisle)

Carlisle, Lady (The Carle of Carlisle)

Elaine of Astolat (The Legend of King Arthur (1979))

Elidan (Hawk of May by Gillian Bradshaw)

Emma (see Ragnelle)

Enid the Faultless (Lanzelet by Ulrich von Zatzikhoven)

Essel (The Green Knight (2021))

Florée (Le Livre d'Artus)

Florie of Syria (Wigalois by Wirnt von Grafenberg)

Gay Maiden (Pulzella Gaia)

Guilorete of Lis (1st Perceval Continuation, Perceval (1978))

Gwendolen (The Masque of Gwendolen by Reginald Heber)

Halaés (Le Livre d'Artus)

Helient of North Wales (Vulgate)

Ilene (Prince Valiant (1954))

Lady of the Lake (Arthur Rex by Thomas Berger)

Linet (Gawain and the Green Knight (1973), Sword of the Valiant (1984))

Lorie of Roche Florie (The Marvels of Rigomer)

Luned/Lunette (The Lady of the Well, Yvain, Ywain, Iwein, Íven)

Marjorie (Gawain and Marjorie)

Morgana (Excalibur (1981))

Olwen (Arthur the Bear of Britain by Edward Frankland)

Orgeluse the Haughty (Parzival by Wolfram von Eschenbach)

Ragnelle (Loathly Lady Master Post)

Raquel (see Ragnelle)

Risa (see Ragnelle)

Risa (Guinevere by Sharan Newman)

Rosalie (The Mantel)

Schartine of China (Gabein)

Tanrée (2nd Perceval Continuation)

Venelas (Le Mantel Mautaillié)

Ydain (The Lancelot Compilation)

Ysabele (Roman Van Walewein)

Sources supplemented by The Arthurian Name Dictionary by Christopher W. Bruce, The Arthurian Handbook by Norris J. Lacy and Geoffrey Ashe, and my own knowledge. If there's a lady I missed, don't hesitate to say so, and I'll add her!

This is how I imagine children approaching Lancelot. Specifically the Weeping Monk in the first few months/year at the fey resistence. And yes, It's adorable.

Saw a post talking about how interesting it is that a large amount of the whump community (here on tumblr, at least) is asexual.

Immediately after that on my dash was a post joking about “geez what do asexuals do with all the time and energy they dont spend yearning”

Well we use that time and energy for torturing fictional characters, apparently