Radioactive Hero (but Not Really) Au

Black History Month is coming and Duke Thomas is preparing to be a menace. He can get away with anything no matter the time of year, but February is when he gets to be ridiculous and nobody will call him on it.

“Your patrol report is late, Signal.”

“You want me to fill out the white man’s paperwork? In this holy month of melanin?”

Batman just blinks and turns back to the computer. “Understood, my apologies.”

Tim wants to choose what they’re ordering for dinner.

“It’s my turn to pick and I want Thai.”

Duke doesn’t even object to Thai, but this is his time to shine. Well, shine more than usual. “Why am I being subjected to the white man’s will?”

Tim nods and holds out his phone. “I apologize for my outburst, king.”

Duke orders Thai anyway.

Damian has an understanding of history akin to someone with advanced degrees in the subject, so he wants Duke to feel celebrated and honored every February. He’s also a gremlin and has Duke’s blessing to engage in some nonsense.

“I will not be participating in these…” Damian trails off and glances across the table at Duke, who gives him a thumbs up and an encouraging nod. “…these white man activities. They are oppressive and offensive to my ancestors.”

Dick and Jason exchange amused looks while Bruce’s face takes on a confused expression.

“You’re white,” the older man retorts. “Half, anyway. So half of your ancestors are the white man. And cleaning up after the dog you asked for isn’t exactly—“

“Sounds oppressive,” Jason interjects. “Not a good look, Bruce.”

“Not a good look,” Dick agrees.

Bruce sighs and leaves the table to clean up Ace’s mess in the foyer.

“Well done,” Duke laughs. “The ancestors will be pleased.”

I got Flip. Will get All Wild next time

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

I'm bored Oddessy au kinda

It's with Billy and danny or Shazam and phantom

Danny is the ghost king or the prince

Anyway phantom and Shazam are dating, they get married and the rock of eternity sends Shazam on a mission, he is missing for a few years so Billy and danny are no longer tlkids pretending to be adults but semi functioning adults pretending that they were adults the entire time. Their in their 20s.

Anyway Shazam comes back after fighting posiden and sees his palace aka the rock overrun with men trying to claim phantom. Phantom couldn't kick them out because of xema, so he had to endure. Any way hold them down happens and Shazam is pissed and walks around, grabs his bow detransforms into Billy thr 20 yearold puts they bow over a fire, pulls it back into his hand, string it, and shoots through the axes into the ringleader's throat.

The massacre happens and he sees Danny again. They then go on to never explaining why he was missing for over a decade and why he is married to the ghost king to the JL whne they leave the rock

Or Billy is Penelope and danny is oddyseus

Billy is staying in the infinite realms after they got married. Someone tried to take over and steal Danny's crown so they naturally go to war Danny leaves and tells him that he will be back. Danny doesn't because of cult shenanigans and comes back as a very bloody viking and just kills all of the people trying to steal the champion of magic just because he has no say in the realms because he isn't dead.

Being a student is a full time job that they don't pay you for so you can have another full time job they pay you minimum wage for.

Cujo

"Cujo where in the world do you keep finding all these things?"

Danny looked down at a very proud looking Cujo who had recently returned from his trip.

On each trip he brought back things that he liked, lately Cujo was bringing back the most curious things.

From pillows and toys to weapons and weird clothing.

One time even bringing a golden lasso.

This time it seemed to be a sword and a jar filled with liquid with what he was pretty sure was a human organ.

"Cujo please don't take peoples organs, I don't want to get in trouble"

A sentence he never thought he would be saying,

What a day.

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Alfred: "I seem to be missing my favourite pair of socks?"

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Wonder Woman is questioning who was brave/stupid enough to steal her lasso from practically under her nose.

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Damian: Father! Who took my weapons away, I haven't even been grounded!"

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Lex Luthor: "Where's all the kryptonite I just bought?!"

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Ra's: *squinting* "Something just happened."

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Sorry this one is shorter than usual I'm in the middle of class.

Bye!

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Just an Idea

someone rec some more ORV fics please

There's something endearing knowing that kimcom could never actually see kim dokjas face, it was blurred to a point and yet they love him so much. their centre point was him, he was the glue that held not only their group and each one of them together, during a horrific apocalypse that ruined millions to billions of lives, in a world filled with so many, they found salvation in him. because he was irreplaceable, he was stupid, he was a squid, and he was insane but he was kim dokja. he was a reader, he was their savior and they love him. they do not know how he looks like and yet they see him everywhere. The books they read, the phone they use, the white they wear. its just — ughhh

Things I think must have happened in Gotham.

Batman (too tired to remind himself the secret identity stuff): Dick

Villain: Hey–o

Villain too: Hey-o indeed man what the fuck–

Villain: He's just a child.

Villain: How can you call a child a Dick

Villain: This is just horrible taste–

Robin:

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Jason high in pain killers seeing Damian and Tim dressed as Robin side by side: I think I had nightmares about this

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Batman 72h without sleep

Robin moving too fast

Batman who thought it was the memorial because he's without glasses:

Robin:

Batman

Robin: Why is your hand on the emergency button?

Batman, who almost had a heart attack: No reason, why are you awake?

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Jason, Robin year one seeing Nightwing and Barbara flirt knowing damn well Dick has a girlfriend at the titans: He has a problem.

Bruce, knowing who that problem comes from: He's young.

Jason:

Jason: Apple's and trees...

Bruce: Out.

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Harley: You're all whore's and a virgin–

Jason: (Visibly offended).

OwO wats dis?

I’m onto you.

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !