Main Character Of A YA Dystopian Novel: When You Turn 16 In My Society You Must Choose To Either Be Jumping

[ sets the kitchen on fire ]

hoseok : shit we need an adult!!

jungkook : YOU'RE AN ADULT

hoseok, looking extremely horrified : oh fuck

jungkook : WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET JIN HYUNG

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Mirabelle: George Harrison tells his own life story. (October, 1963)

Hi girls, George Harrison here, lead guitar.

I’m not taking any notice of course, but the other three are skipping around the room, saying, “Hi girls! George Harrison here, lead guitar.” Well, I’ve got to introduce myself some way, haven’t I? 

One thing about us Beatles is that we’re just as nutty now as we ever were. Our chart success hasn’t changed us, thank goodness. I remember the first time I ever met Paul was on the bus home from school. He was sitting laughing to himself. I thought, “We’ve a right case here,” and then I realised he could see his own reflection in the window. Well, I thought, that explains it!

John, I recall, was eating fish and chips, but his hair being so long kept getting in the way! Ringo, who I met in a club, looked moody. Then when we started talking he explained he’d been talking hard and the effort was too much for him. He can’t help it, poor lad.

I was never officially introduced to myself. In accordance with the natural custom I was born, at the time being fairly small (about twenty inches long). My mother insists that I was brought into the world singing and playing a guitar, but I think she’s joking.

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*Mike and Davy sit at the kitchen table discussing Davy’s latest relationship. Mike stares down at the shorter man in amazement as he goes on and on about how in love he is.*

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Micky: *scoffs as he sits down with his bowl of Cornflakes* Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.