Beqqq - She Doodly On My Dingding

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

All you fuckers are like “pop tarts are ravioli!” “Uncrustables are ravioli!”

I will hit you in the face with the concepts of convergent evolution and analogous structures

ough

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

‘Filthy Frank’ is the first example of a dedication to an 'esoteric aesthetic post-post-modernistic nihilist’ philosophy. His success mainly lies with how awful he gets. The people don’t want anything good. They want disturbance. This allowed him to make anything. Anything. Make fun of how you make shitty videos but it’s the only way you eat. Who gives a fuc- NOÖNE He knows it’s what works. Frank’s meta humour and comments on existentialism I think come from watching South Park (which is required viewing for all children) and hanging out with Twitter-user 'baldinternetman’, who is/was also known as 'Dade’. The account overall is depreßing. Lots of existentialist thought. The baldo was openly talking about Kirkegaard and other philosophers. They probably met at college and I’d speculate that perhaps he could have helped behind the scenes. I have no time to get into 'Pink Guy’. That’s a weeeeeeird aesthetic. But it sells. Overall; George Miller’s films will be celebrated through the generations.

HELP THEMS

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase