Big Brother Getting Really Stoned And Telling You Why The Tim Burton Version Of Sweeney Todd Sucked Ass,

Big brother getting really stoned and telling you why the Tim Burton version of Sweeney Todd sucked ass, because he cast two non-musical singers for the two leads, and Johnny fucking piece of shit Depp bitched out of the necessary melodrama for the role, he's just dour, and Helena Bonham "I'm defending the queen trandphoic bigot in jkr" Carter just wasn't a trained singer at all, and they act like we're supposed to be amazed by her performance? Jesus fucking christ, these assholes need to listen to Angela Lansbury- yeah, baby, Mrs. Potts, exactly- because she fucking killed the role. Oh, and they cut the chorus songs, too- you know there's the shot with what's his name, Giles from Buffy, he gets killed during the Johanna reprise? Yeah, he was supposed to be part of this chorus that narrates- attend the tale of-

Fuck, fuck, god, fuck, little brat, stop struggling, fuck, I'm gonna cum, just fucking take it, stupid bitch, your big brother has to fucking cum, god, fucking gag on it, gag and I'll pinch your nose shut, fuck, you're such a dumb little whore, you fall for this every time and your throat feels so fucking good when you panic, shit, it's like my cock gets harder and thicker when I'm reminded what a broken fucking naive little cunt you still are, of course you need your big brother to take care of you, you're just a pathetic waste without me, at least now you're my tight little fleshlight, fuck, little sister, you can breathe when I cum, you can breathe when I cum, you can breathe when your big brother finishes raping this load of cum down your throat, dumb cunt, fuck, you're gagging so hard, you're gonna- fuck, big brother's cumming, oh shiiit , sugar, don't you dare lose a drop, bitch or you'll wake up bleeding from some place less romantic, fuck, little sister, you're big brother's best cocksleeve, custom shaped to this cock-

Fuck, fuuuuck, okay, yeah, just keep gasping for air, fuck. God. Well, hey, at least you're better at self-cleaning than a real fleshlight, right? Fuck, okay, what was I- right! No, okay, but why get the rights to a fucking musical if they don't want to actually make it a musical and take away half of what makes it worthwhile? I mean, at least if they're gonna do that shit to something like Cats, that has the side benefit of pissing off Andrew Lloyd memorial pool Weber. Yeah, finish sucking up the rest of your mess off my cock. Bur seriously, Sondheim doesn't deserve the disrespect...

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4 months ago

your brain is in your pussy. that's right, brain in pussy. your pussy is your brain. you do all your thinking with your pussy, anyway. your pussy is the smartest part of your body. your pussy knows what you need. you need to listen to your pussy. your pussy tells you what to do, when to rub, who to fuck. your brain is your pussy. you are pussy.

4 months ago

show me youre in charge, please hurt me and fuck me and use me like im nothing but a toy — because i really am nothing but a toy.


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3 months ago

i love the idea of getting gangbanged, or being publicly free use but theres something sooo much hotter about being owned and broken by one man!! he wants me to be a good little toy, and he’ll figure out how to break me and fuck me and edge me justt rightt


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3 months ago

Hi slut! ❤️ I would hire you as an "assistant" for the company I would be at. Of course this assistant position would just be a title and in reality you would be the company's whore. You would have to wear very revealing clothes every day and serve everyone as a cocksleave and as a cumdump. All the staff would be older than you, many would even be twice your age... (I know you like older men) Your work day would be answering questions as : An employee is stressed ? you suck his cock to make him feel better. Someone in the company made a mistake ? you get spanked because you're the "assistant" and a good painslut... A business dinner ? you let the customer fuck you in the restaurant's bathroom to seal the deal... There's a corporate seminar ? You would spend the day getting fucked by every employee in the company and at the end of the day you would end up with your three holes leaking cum and your body covered by cum, spit and degrading words...

What do you think slut ? would you apply to this job ? (P.S. I love your blog ❤️)

i’d LOVE LOVE LOVE that!

being a little office slut, wearing tiny little clothes, and being used by everyonee!!

i’d take everything!! cock in my cunt in my ass and in my mouth!! and cum all over me!

(thank you sooo much, youre sooo sweet!)


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4 months ago

ill ride your cock so nicely sir!! i promise!! you wont want me to stop!! please!


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5 months ago

Don’t ask me to suck your cock, there’s a reason my mouth is soft and hot and wet. There’s a reason my throat is so obviously shaped for you. Show me how perfectly I was designed to please you. Drag me to my knees and force my head down on your cock. Make me take more, inch by inch, until my nose is pressed into your stomach. A perfect fit 💗

Don’t ask if I want to fuck, my cunt was made for it. Bend me over and stuff your cock in so I can feel how it stretches to fit you. Pump in and out to show me how it gets wet to make it easier for you, more pleasurable for you. It doesn’t matter if I’m crying or fighting. It doesn’t matter if I “don’t want it”, it’s still going to squeeze and grip and suck you in. It’s still going to do what it was made for and milk your cock dry. 💗

Don’t ask - just use my body as nature intended. 💗

1 month ago

send me something icky, something gross, some porn please!! i wanna see someone’s cunt get punished or pounded NOW!!


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5 months ago

my favorite thing about the new year is seeing how long it takes for me to get permission from a man to cum!

last year it took a whole month 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


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