bie-tch
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "I have to endure." "I have to continue." "So I can see them again." "I can't lose myself." pfp creds to Kindaasrikal :)
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Ninjago Ao3 summary I'm throwing out here just in case I ever do on my promise and turn it into a fic
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After a Villain known as the Enigma—who's been stealing hundreds of powerful relics—goes after a ring that has the ability to alter fate and energy itself, the Ninja rush to stop them before the past, present, and future are changed catastrophically.
But when the ring needs the power of an elemental master of creation, Kai is separated from the group in a clumsy mistake and gets his powers stolen again. Oops. Before the ninja can retaliate, The Enigma succeeds in activating the ring and thrusts the entirety of ninjago 10 years into the past.
However, the ninja, being in the initial blast radius, retain their memories. Now a decade younger and their powers locked, they scramble to find The Enigma before they find the golden weapons and truly reshape ninjago. Watch as they struggle to bond with people they've known for years, realize begrudgingly that a 14 year old body can't do high-octane acrobatics, rage as The Enigma seems to always be one step ahead, and inevitably deal with Kai. A Kai who, much to everyone's collective horror and amusement, has no memory of the next–or past–ten years.
Or;
The ninja get thrown 10 years into the past and they all keep their memories except Kai. Hehehehheh this is gonna be so funny
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Hrghhh let me know if yall are actually interested because this is so funny to me
Thought came to me randomly, but thinking about influencer ghost Cole. Wait hear me out it's hilarious
He has this YouTube channel where he goes to abandoned hotels and buildings and just... haunts them for a few days. Like 2-3 days but on a really boring month 5 days. He then leaves a complicated and well thought out review on how enjoyable it was to haunt the place, then inevitably leaves a rating of 1-10 like;
Cole: Ventilation is good, same with the area, but the lack of people to scare really lowers the whole experience. 5/10 maybe might haunt again.
And plot twist, thousands of ghosts actually take his reviews very seriously so hotels and homeowners have to leave a 'Not accepting haunt reviews' sign on the entrance to make sure they don't scare away guests. But Cole goes In anyway during closing hours because thats when the haunting stuff really starts tbh
Going through my files to catch up and clean up on ... well. everything. AND LOOK WHAT I FORGOT TO POST!!
commission for the EVER LOVELY AND WONDERFUL @remedyturtles
Hey, guess who's writing that Monstrosity fic?
meeeeee!!!
I have officially started Homebound: Anything to See You Again.
I'm really excited, I'm already really enjoying writing it! Not sure how many chapters it'll be yet, but I'm hoping it won't be terribly long. The timeline is I think mostly pre trailer? but it's difficult to say with such little information given.
All you really need to know is that Kai already has met Rusty and Daidan at the start of the fic, and also I'm about to put Kai through hell.
Anyways, I'll stop yapping now, here's the link!
Had a weird ass dream where me and my sister were rats watching the entirety of s4 happen while hiding and doing rat things. It was awesome. 10/10 will dream again
YOU BITCH. YOU BITHC. OH MY GOD MY HEART LITERALLY DROPPD TO MY STOMACH THAT IS NOT A NICE FEELING. WHATAFAK DUDE. THAT ENDING WAS SO UNCALLED FORRRRR WHHYYYYYYYYY @demigod-of-the-agni AGNIIIII IM SORRY FOR TAGGING YOU IN A LOT OF STUFF BUT IF I SUFFER YOU SUFFER CHECK THIS BULLSHIT OUT DUDE
Heyo folks, ready to have your hearts SHATTERED???
I wrote this to make people cry I hope you enjoy it : D I am so hype for monstrosity I can't wait for June 1st
Kai Focused
🚫No Ship Present🚫
Phantom Tags: angst so much angst, depiction of panic attacks, mention of hunted food being cooked
“Ugh, this sucks!”
Sparks crackled through the dry shrubs Kai had just added to their little campfire, the flames burning a couple inches higher and illuminating the faces of the group around him. Everyone looked exhausted, faces pale and muddy and clothes torn. They had been hit by some kind of freak storm, rain pouring down on them in buckets. And because being soaked to the bone and nearly freezing in the night cold wasn’t enough, something had torn through the curtain of rain and attacked them.
Now they were all soaked, shivering, and injured. No one had come out unscathed.
Jay inched a little closer to the flames, rubbing his hands together and sighing dramatically. “This is just great. Trapped in the wilderness, no shower, no video games??”
“No food.” Cole echoed, his legs splayed out in front of him. He had a hand on his stomach, and a longing look on his face. “What I wouldn’t give for a bowl of Chen’s noodles right now…”
“Do you think of anything besides food?” Nya asked, tightening a bandage on Jay’s arm. “We’re trapped in a cave in the wilderness, and all you can think about is Chen’s Noodles??”
“Whaaat? They’re good!” He said defensively, eyeing the tiny ball of mystery meat Kai had put over the flames. The mass of meat that had been some kind of rabbit sluffed off a bit of something, which dropped into the flames with a wet sound. Cole grimaced, shaking his head. “Better than whatever that is…”
“How are we all supposed to share that?” Jay complained, gesturing to it with both hands. “It’s tiny!”
“We’ll all take small bites.” Lloyd said patiently, rubbing his arms as he glanced at the mouth of the cave. They’d covered it with a false door made of leaves, but anything with any real power or senses would probably sniff them out regardless. He shook his head, turning his eyes back to the flames. “Any food is better than no food. I’m sure something will come along soon.”
“Cole isn’t allowed any bites.” Jay humphed, resting his chin on his knees.
“Hey! I need to eat too!” Cole sat up straighter, scowling at him. “That’s not fair.”
“You’ll eat the whole thing! I’ve seen you take smaller bites than that thing has in it!”
“Oh, real nice, Jay! I know how to share, I’m not gonna-“
“Cut it out!” Kai’s voice echoed through the small space, hushing all of them.
The shout had been too loud… something had definitely heard.
For a minute, they all cowered and held their breath, listening for any sign that their position had been given away. There was the crackling of the fire, the pattering of rain on stone outside the entrance, the almost peaceful sound of the water hitting the leaves on their shield, and… nothing else.
When nothing happened, everyone relaxed.
“There is no need to worry.” Zane said, his voice low and calming. “Everyone will have a fair share. There is no need to save any for me, so the rest of you can take what you need.”
“I’ll hunt something else later.” Kai promised, turning the meat over the fire. A bit of grease dripped off it, sparking the flames and making them jump. “I promise. It’s just… not everything out here is edible.”
“You’re doing your best, Kai.” Nya said, still sitting at Jay’s side. He glanced at her through the flames, wrapping his arms around himself tighter. He wanted her to cross over to his side, wanted some comfort. More than anything, he wanted to feel her wrap her arms around him and squeeze. Nya always gave good hugs… but she couldn’t do that for him now.
He had to be strong, had to put on a good face for the rest of them. He knew the most about this place, and he had to be on guard at all times if there was going to be any escape from it.
“We need to think about what we know so far.” Lloyd started, sitting up a little straighter. “This land, whatever it is… we need to think about all the information we have, then decide how to proceed. It’ll work out better if we have a plan before we leave this cave.”
Kai scoffed, eyes focused on the fire. He stuck his hand into it, turning over the leaves and twigs. “What kind of plan can we have? I know the most about this place and I still don’t know much. There’s monsters every ten feet…”
“Let us bring together all of the information we have learned so far.” Zane suggested. “We know that the land we are in is vast, perhaps triple the size of Ninjsgo city by my estimations.”
“Can you tell exactly?” Lloyd asked.
“Unfortunately, I cannot.” Zane’s head dipped as he shook it. “There is some kind of strong magical interference here, not to mention the cloud cover blocking the horizon. I cannot say how far we are from anything in these conditions…”
“So, it’s big.” Cole concluded. “And it’s full of monsters.”
“Monsters that want to eat us.” Jay added, rubbing his wounded arm. Nya put a hand on his shoulder, scooting a little closer to him.
“We’ve seen how dangerous they can be. The last one nearly killed Kai…”
Across the fire, Kai rubbed a matching wound on his own arm, one he’d patched up himself while Nya was taking care of Jay. He sat up a little straighter, boosting the fire under the food with his powers again. “I’m fine. But Jay is right. The creatures in this realm are dangerous. More than anywhere else we’ve been before…”
“We have to be more careful.” Lloyd agreed. “We wouldn’t want to end up being some monster’s lunch.”
Cole groaned, leaning back against the cave wall. “Man… lunch sounds so good right now. I’d love to go to that all-you-can-eat sushi place downtown. Unlimited noodles, two dollar potsticker plates-“
“Ugh, Cole! Stop it. My stomach hurts enough as it is.” Kai complained, running his hand through his hair and grabbing a fistful. “There’s been barely anything edible around for days! I don’t want to think about food.”
“Sorry.” Cole sounded exhausted and apologetic, crossing his arms loose over his chest. “Can’t help it…”
“At least I’m not defenseless.” Kai held up his hand, igniting all five fingers. The flames danced across them nimbly, jumping the spaces between and eagerly lighting the space around his face. His flames seemed brighter here, almost glittering even in the darkness of the cave. “I haven’t been in a lot of places where using my powers felt like this. It’s… weird.” He closed his hand, extinguishing the flames and looking back at the others. “But good. If I had to do this without my powers…” his voice trailed off, and he shut his mouth quickly. Better not jinx an already bad situation.
“We’re all counting on you, Kai.” Nya said, her expression more serious than he’d ever seen before. Kai looked over, meeting her eyes across the fire. “We need your help to make it back. You’re stronger here. You can make it.”
He nodded, his lips set in a firm line. He didn’t need to tell her that he wasn’t really feeling stronger here. Not after that last fight.
“It’s going to be alright.” Lloyd agreed. “What’s important is that we stay together. We’ll find a way to get home.”
“Will we?” Jay put his arm around Nya, his eyes reflecting the flames as he stared blankly into their hopeless future. “Home seems so far away. What if we never get back…?”
“We will.” Kai assured them, hugging his legs to his chest. “I swear. I’m going to get home. We all will.”
There was a sound outside the cave, a roar that ripped through the sky and shook the ground. The cave trembled, the fire dimmed, and Kai covered his head with his arms.
It sounded like chaos, like a violent death made audible pouring from a monsters’s throat. The fear it instilled in him was almost instinctual. He wasn’t scared, it was more than that.
Before this, he’d never understood what kind of a coward would choose flight over fight. To him, there was no situation too far gone. No matter what, he would keep pushing forward.
But this sound… these things screamed their terror right into his bones. The sound made his muscles tense, as if his legs might start running for him. His stomach turned, and he had the sudden heart wrenching feeling that whatever was outside, it was going to kill him. He had no chance of fighting it. Not in a million years…
Kai gripped his sleeves as the roaring continued. He could hear the thumping of something a hundred times bigger than him stomping by their cave. Each footstep seemed to shake the earth in slow motion. Kai grabbed the ground, crawling into a corner not visible from the entrance and curling up tight. His heart was practically in his throat, the beating resonating in his ears as it became harder and harder to breathe. His chest heaved against the bandages wrapped around it, a fresh wound going sticky and hot with blood from the disruption. Kai’s knuckles were white on his shirt sleeves, his vision restricted to his own lap, and even then, only when he could manage to see through his blurred vision. That sound, even as it faded away, practically bore down on him.
‘Stay down’ it seemed to be saying. ‘There is no victory for you here’
When the sound stopped, Kai stayed curled into a tight ball for what felt like an hour. He couldn’t get his arms and legs to stop shaking, and for some reason, they didn’t seem to want to unwrap from around him either. When he finally fought the urge to cower and pried himself free of his own limbs, he noticed that his face was wet. He licked his lips, and tasted something salty.
His blurred vision hadn’t just been from disorientation.
Kai took a trembling breath, then another, then another. With the cave floor cooling his knees, the master of fire slowly brought himself back to his senses. His lungs stopped burning, his heart quieted down. After ten minutes or so, he wiped his face and shakily crawled back over to the fire.
The stick holding his food had fallen into the flames. When he grabbed the end of it, it was scalding hot. It didn’t hurt him at all, actually more than anything he found the prickling heat grounding, and focused on it as he dragged himself back to reality. He took a bite of the food and chewed, wiping the extra grease from his mouth with his sleeve. He had to stop shaking. He had to focus. For them.
He looked up across the fire at the empty space in the cave. The dimming flames illuminated the five chalk scrawlings he’d made. They were crude renditions, with lopsided heads and mismatched limbs, all staring back at him in a ghostly white. Even so, in the twisting firelight, he swore he almost saw them move.
“I’ll get out of here. I’ll get home.” He promised, his words unconvincingly weak from the panic he was still shaking off. “I swear, I’ll make it back to you. Whatever it takes.”
Someone left a full MULTI-PARAGRAPH comment, compliments, critiscization, and theorization under my fic then proceeded to put multiple heart emojis..... holy shit I will be riding this high for the next 2 months
Saving this for later :3 will reblog with thoughts
Heyo folks, ready to have your hearts SHATTERED???
I wrote this to make people cry I hope you enjoy it : D I am so hype for monstrosity I can't wait for June 1st
Kai Focused
🚫No Ship Present🚫
Phantom Tags: angst so much angst, depiction of panic attacks, mention of hunted food being cooked
“Ugh, this sucks!”
Sparks crackled through the dry shrubs Kai had just added to their little campfire, the flames burning a couple inches higher and illuminating the faces of the group around him. Everyone looked exhausted, faces pale and muddy and clothes torn. They had been hit by some kind of freak storm, rain pouring down on them in buckets. And because being soaked to the bone and nearly freezing in the night cold wasn’t enough, something had torn through the curtain of rain and attacked them.
Now they were all soaked, shivering, and injured. No one had come out unscathed.
Jay inched a little closer to the flames, rubbing his hands together and sighing dramatically. “This is just great. Trapped in the wilderness, no shower, no video games??”
“No food.” Cole echoed, his legs splayed out in front of him. He had a hand on his stomach, and a longing look on his face. “What I wouldn’t give for a bowl of Chen’s noodles right now…”
“Do you think of anything besides food?” Nya asked, tightening a bandage on Jay’s arm. “We’re trapped in a cave in the wilderness, and all you can think about is Chen’s Noodles??”
“Whaaat? They’re good!” He said defensively, eyeing the tiny ball of mystery meat Kai had put over the flames. The mass of meat that had been some kind of rabbit sluffed off a bit of something, which dropped into the flames with a wet sound. Cole grimaced, shaking his head. “Better than whatever that is…”
“How are we all supposed to share that?” Jay complained, gesturing to it with both hands. “It’s tiny!”
“We’ll all take small bites.” Lloyd said patiently, rubbing his arms as he glanced at the mouth of the cave. They’d covered it with a false door made of leaves, but anything with any real power or senses would probably sniff them out regardless. He shook his head, turning his eyes back to the flames. “Any food is better than no food. I’m sure something will come along soon.”
“Cole isn’t allowed any bites.” Jay humphed, resting his chin on his knees.
“Hey! I need to eat too!” Cole sat up straighter, scowling at him. “That’s not fair.”
“You’ll eat the whole thing! I’ve seen you take smaller bites than that thing has in it!”
“Oh, real nice, Jay! I know how to share, I’m not gonna-“
“Cut it out!” Kai’s voice echoed through the small space, hushing all of them.
The shout had been too loud… something had definitely heard.
For a minute, they all cowered and held their breath, listening for any sign that their position had been given away. There was the crackling of the fire, the pattering of rain on stone outside the entrance, the almost peaceful sound of the water hitting the leaves on their shield, and… nothing else.
When nothing happened, everyone relaxed.
“There is no need to worry.” Zane said, his voice low and calming. “Everyone will have a fair share. There is no need to save any for me, so the rest of you can take what you need.”
“I’ll hunt something else later.” Kai promised, turning the meat over the fire. A bit of grease dripped off it, sparking the flames and making them jump. “I promise. It’s just… not everything out here is edible.”
“You’re doing your best, Kai.” Nya said, still sitting at Jay’s side. He glanced at her through the flames, wrapping his arms around himself tighter. He wanted her to cross over to his side, wanted some comfort. More than anything, he wanted to feel her wrap her arms around him and squeeze. Nya always gave good hugs… but she couldn’t do that for him now.
He had to be strong, had to put on a good face for the rest of them. He knew the most about this place, and he had to be on guard at all times if there was going to be any escape from it.
“We need to think about what we know so far.” Lloyd started, sitting up a little straighter. “This land, whatever it is… we need to think about all the information we have, then decide how to proceed. It’ll work out better if we have a plan before we leave this cave.”
Kai scoffed, eyes focused on the fire. He stuck his hand into it, turning over the leaves and twigs. “What kind of plan can we have? I know the most about this place and I still don’t know much. There’s monsters every ten feet…”
“Let us bring together all of the information we have learned so far.” Zane suggested. “We know that the land we are in is vast, perhaps triple the size of Ninjsgo city by my estimations.”
“Can you tell exactly?” Lloyd asked.
“Unfortunately, I cannot.” Zane’s head dipped as he shook it. “There is some kind of strong magical interference here, not to mention the cloud cover blocking the horizon. I cannot say how far we are from anything in these conditions…”
“So, it’s big.” Cole concluded. “And it’s full of monsters.”
“Monsters that want to eat us.” Jay added, rubbing his wounded arm. Nya put a hand on his shoulder, scooting a little closer to him.
“We’ve seen how dangerous they can be. The last one nearly killed Kai…”
Across the fire, Kai rubbed a matching wound on his own arm, one he’d patched up himself while Nya was taking care of Jay. He sat up a little straighter, boosting the fire under the food with his powers again. “I’m fine. But Jay is right. The creatures in this realm are dangerous. More than anywhere else we’ve been before…”
“We have to be more careful.” Lloyd agreed. “We wouldn’t want to end up being some monster’s lunch.”
Cole groaned, leaning back against the cave wall. “Man… lunch sounds so good right now. I’d love to go to that all-you-can-eat sushi place downtown. Unlimited noodles, two dollar potsticker plates-“
“Ugh, Cole! Stop it. My stomach hurts enough as it is.” Kai complained, running his hand through his hair and grabbing a fistful. “There’s been barely anything edible around for days! I don’t want to think about food.”
“Sorry.” Cole sounded exhausted and apologetic, crossing his arms loose over his chest. “Can’t help it…”
“At least I’m not defenseless.” Kai held up his hand, igniting all five fingers. The flames danced across them nimbly, jumping the spaces between and eagerly lighting the space around his face. His flames seemed brighter here, almost glittering even in the darkness of the cave. “I haven’t been in a lot of places where using my powers felt like this. It’s… weird.” He closed his hand, extinguishing the flames and looking back at the others. “But good. If I had to do this without my powers…” his voice trailed off, and he shut his mouth quickly. Better not jinx an already bad situation.
“We’re all counting on you, Kai.” Nya said, her expression more serious than he’d ever seen before. Kai looked over, meeting her eyes across the fire. “We need your help to make it back. You’re stronger here. You can make it.”
He nodded, his lips set in a firm line. He didn’t need to tell her that he wasn’t really feeling stronger here. Not after that last fight.
“It’s going to be alright.” Lloyd agreed. “What’s important is that we stay together. We’ll find a way to get home.”
“Will we?” Jay put his arm around Nya, his eyes reflecting the flames as he stared blankly into their hopeless future. “Home seems so far away. What if we never get back…?”
“We will.” Kai assured them, hugging his legs to his chest. “I swear. I’m going to get home. We all will.”
There was a sound outside the cave, a roar that ripped through the sky and shook the ground. The cave trembled, the fire dimmed, and Kai covered his head with his arms.
It sounded like chaos, like a violent death made audible pouring from a monsters’s throat. The fear it instilled in him was almost instinctual. He wasn’t scared, it was more than that.
Before this, he’d never understood what kind of a coward would choose flight over fight. To him, there was no situation too far gone. No matter what, he would keep pushing forward.
But this sound… these things screamed their terror right into his bones. The sound made his muscles tense, as if his legs might start running for him. His stomach turned, and he had the sudden heart wrenching feeling that whatever was outside, it was going to kill him. He had no chance of fighting it. Not in a million years…
Kai gripped his sleeves as the roaring continued. He could hear the thumping of something a hundred times bigger than him stomping by their cave. Each footstep seemed to shake the earth in slow motion. Kai grabbed the ground, crawling into a corner not visible from the entrance and curling up tight. His heart was practically in his throat, the beating resonating in his ears as it became harder and harder to breathe. His chest heaved against the bandages wrapped around it, a fresh wound going sticky and hot with blood from the disruption. Kai’s knuckles were white on his shirt sleeves, his vision restricted to his own lap, and even then, only when he could manage to see through his blurred vision. That sound, even as it faded away, practically bore down on him.
‘Stay down’ it seemed to be saying. ‘There is no victory for you here’
When the sound stopped, Kai stayed curled into a tight ball for what felt like an hour. He couldn’t get his arms and legs to stop shaking, and for some reason, they didn’t seem to want to unwrap from around him either. When he finally fought the urge to cower and pried himself free of his own limbs, he noticed that his face was wet. He licked his lips, and tasted something salty.
His blurred vision hadn’t just been from disorientation.
Kai took a trembling breath, then another, then another. With the cave floor cooling his knees, the master of fire slowly brought himself back to his senses. His lungs stopped burning, his heart quieted down. After ten minutes or so, he wiped his face and shakily crawled back over to the fire.
The stick holding his food had fallen into the flames. When he grabbed the end of it, it was scalding hot. It didn’t hurt him at all, actually more than anything he found the prickling heat grounding, and focused on it as he dragged himself back to reality. He took a bite of the food and chewed, wiping the extra grease from his mouth with his sleeve. He had to stop shaking. He had to focus. For them.
He looked up across the fire at the empty space in the cave. The dimming flames illuminated the five chalk scrawlings he’d made. They were crude renditions, with lopsided heads and mismatched limbs, all staring back at him in a ghostly white. Even so, in the twisting firelight, he swore he almost saw them move.
“I’ll get out of here. I’ll get home.” He promised, his words unconvincingly weak from the panic he was still shaking off. “I swear, I’ll make it back to you. Whatever it takes.”
New promotional images/posters for Monstrosity dropped!!!
(Source)
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS NOW
anyway chat im writing part ii
how are we feeling today
anyway chat im writing part ii
how are we feeling today
totally forgot to post this here too
I present to you Zane’s left testical 🙏🙏😭😭😭
BUG
OH MY GOSSHHHHH
it's so pretty and super cool!!! What the hell I have heart eyes
Little crappy wip for yall
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
I can't be the only one who acts like this:
I did another thing!
@demigod-of-the-agni
Centipede facts I know thanks to ninblr and my own insanity! And some of them have kept me awake at night because of the character.
Centipedes are good mothers. (AAAAAAAA)
The main threats to centipede populations are habitat loss and invasive species.
Centipedes are nocturnal animals that thrive in damp environments and regularly seek them if given a chance.
Some centipedes have compound eyes, others have no eyes at all.
Centipedes are very opportunistic hunters. They are also insectivorous and will eat anything they can fit in their mouths.
Centipede are venomous, and the venom is harmful to humans.
Mother centipedes will guard and groom their eggs, often wrapping their bodies around them for protection. This leaves them vulnerable to predators, but the centipede doesn't seem to care.
There are ATLEAST two separate Monstrosity gacha reaction videos and it doesnt even come out til next month🙏
Hey! Cómo están? 😃
*Deja disimuladamente un fanart de Ninjago Legends y se va corriendo*
Liu 🦗
And uhh... Popo and mr. Suitcase
Being in the Ninjago fandom means leaving the Ninjago fandom so you dont get spoiled about leaked seasons from the Ninjago fandom
Saw a ninjago post with a tag that I said "I love continuity!!" And that's my answer whenever someone asks me if the shows I watch have plotholes
Art block, BEGONE 🤺🤺🤺
I'd be grateful for requests :)
