artist, cosplayer, fandom nerd, professionally anxious he/they
94 posts
Latest Posts by big-titty-goth-mom - Page 3
The fundamental problem with Touhou fangames is that the cute slice-of-life titles always strongly downplay the setting's omnipresent batshittery. Like, if that's your thing, cool, but maybe I want to play a cozy little restaurant management life sim whose mechanics of play matter-of-factly acknowledge that 50% of your customer base routinely consume human flesh.
Mens Fashion - www.GoGetGlam.com
Rule
Isekai with male protags: "I was a loser on earth but now I'm super fucking strong and gettin mad bitches"
Isekai with female protags:
Reincarnated princess uses earth knowledge to make magitech a thing and romances sad girl
Girl romantically pursues her video game waifu
Girl is tasked to teach actual fucking gods to be more empathetic to humans
Woman reincarnated as the daughter of a magic item crafter uses earth knowledge to advance her trade
"Straight" girl is sucked into a world with zero men and lesbians everywhere and finds out she's sapphic (there's like actual plot but the gay is what matters.... to me)
A ghibli film. Need I say more
Woman reincarnated in video game as doomed villainess desperately tries to change her story
Girl reincarnated as a tiny baby spider kills monsters to level up
Like the male protag one but the lame guy's mom got isekaid with him and she's the op one.
Two normal girls fight urban legends in terrifying danger dimension
great comet d20 fans i summon you
[ sonya alone // the rule of sneakery // duel on the southern lawn // you will never know a lonely day again ] [ letters // duel on the southern lawn // duel on the southern lawn ] [ epilogue // the masquerade ball // a spill of pearls ] [ pierre & natasha // you will never know a lonely day again ]
some tma hades au stuff hello
happy glorious 25th of may
GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?
ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live
fundamental Edward looks || Our Flag Means Death
alternative clothing stores that aren’t dollskill or kill star (PLUS SIZE FRIENDLY)
Trash Queen (great plus size clothes AND cool accessories)
Sourpuss Clothes (great plus size dresses)
Rebels Market (not super plus size friendly, but do have sizes up to 2XL, great accessories and shoes though)
Tragic Beautiful (sizes up to 4XL, beware some Killstar stuff is sold on there)
Unique Vintage (many many plus size options, perfect for 50s inspired goth/punk looks)
Unif Clothing (not super plus size friendly but they do have L and XL, great shoes and accessories though)
Angry Young and Poor (punk-ish clothes, good plus size options)
Yesstyle (terrible/nonexistent plus size options but amazing Korean/Japanese beauty products and amazing lolita wigs)
BlackMeoww (clothes up to 3XL, great accessories)
Punk Rave (plus size options vary)
Disturbia (British company with sizes going up to American size 16, i think?)
Berserk (Australian company. decent plus size options, as well as accessories and beauty products)
Creepy Co (horror/creepy themed shirts and buttons with a good diversity of sizes)
Kreepsville 666 (sizes usually go up to 3X, and great accessories)
Gloomth (incredible gothic/lolita/weirdgirl fashion that runs up to 5XL, but I bet you can ask Taeden (owner) to custom make to your sizes. I have 3 gloomth dresses that I wear ALL THE TIME. totally worth their price.)
Kinky Angel (yes this is intended to be ~sexy kinky clothes~ but we all know that aesthetic intersects with alt/goth aesthetic a LOT. sizes go up to 4X)
Devil Inspired (the clothes aren’t plus size friendly but the accessories and shoes are so delicious it’s worth a look)
Atomic Cherry (good plus size options!)
In Control Clothing (plus size kawaii clothes)
NastyGem (no clothes but reasonably priced alt accessories)
Also Threadless has good dark tees!
Also Etsy has amazing alt-clothing vendors that do custom sizes and cater to plus size people!
Also let me know if you’ve heard bad things about any of these websites, I will reblog with corrections! Feel free to add any you know of as well!
The worst thing I ever did at a D&D table was when our DM ran out of place name ideas and told us the name of the port town we needed to go to was "Bar Harbor".
So I tricked him into roleplaying the slightly-too-helpful town guard into giving us directions to- Well you see, the party has been out in the wilderness for like a MONTH, we're all a mess, the dwarf's beard is out of control, so can you tell us- Where can we find the Bar Harbor Barber?
But we were not done. We each took turns, like a pack of velociraptors.
We also had Dryad in the party and a few of her branches got broken in a fight and now her whole canopy is unbalanced and it looks awful, but she really needs to see a specialist, is there a Bar Harbor Arbor Barber?
The Paladin also wanted to look in on a small church he'd heard of, that the city had a patron saint, who was boiled alive in a cauldron of ale, so where is the temple of the Bar Harbor Larger Martyr?
It was around this point that Chris started to tire of this nonsense.
The bard, naturally, wanted to go carousing, and he'd heard this town had some of the most attentive and welcoming Ladies of the Night on the continent, known by thier brightly colored stocking bands, so had he seen any of the Bar harbor Ardor Parlor Farber Garters?
Chris immediately escalated to threats of a Total Party Kill.
Unfortunately, I'd had time to prepare and-
"What do you want?"
"I just wanted to know if you'd seen my cousin."
"...Your cousin?"
"Yeah, I know it's a long shot, but he's got a pretty distinctive appearence and you might have seen him around town."
"Oh No-"
"Okay so he's Welsh and the whole family used to be in the wagon-making business but he got into clothes manufacture until there was an accident with a lamp black dye and now he's permanently stained a sooty color and that really turns heads, so now he's got a job drawing in crowds for the city funded swap meet- no, not the Drow that also works there, I mean like the inside of a fireplace- anyway, he got tired of people mixing the two of them up so he started wearing this fancy armor with a magical +1 charisma bonus-"
"Gallus I swear to God I *WILL* Summon the Tarraqsue-"
"-So have you seen my cousin, Arthur Carter, former Sartor but now he's the Darker Harker for the Charter Barter of Bar Harbor, the one with the Charmer Armor?"
Amazingly, we survived the Tarrasque.
Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared
Zolf’s Sea Shanty (extended)
I’m a lonesome drunken dwarven sailor, I am on the sea I can take to the sea whenever I do please I like to be on the sea I like it when I float I want this boat to not sink Please don’t sink, please don’t sink boat
When e’er the sea’s a-ragin and the boat is really small And I’ve got friends inside who shouldn’t be at sea at all I yell up at the sky Beg god to let me stay afloat I want this boat to not sink Please don’t sink, please son’t sink boat
There’s a robot that controls the world it fills me with apall I’m starting to find I do not trust my god at all There’s no chance for escape Camaraderie I can’t promote I need this boat to not sink Please don’t sink, please don’t sink boat
I see no more point in trying to keep my group together here We’ll only have more fights if I continue to stay near There is no choice but to leave And no more words here left to quote I’ll leave so the boat won’t sink Please don’t sink, please don’t sink boat
I’m a lonesome legless dwarven sailor, on the sea again Solving awful weather with some old and some new friends Time is of the essence And the knife’s up to our throat I want this boat to not sink Please don’t sink, please don’t sink boat
This truly was a poem made to be read by a gentle half-ogre.
So, we’ll go no more a roving So late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving, And the moon be still as bright. For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause to breathe, And love itself have rest. Though the night was made for loving, And the day returns too soon, Yet we’ll go no more a roving By the light of the moon.
By Lord Bryon
I love tumblr. I love that tumblr is the best social media site of 2021.
Every other site has spent the last decade perfecting the art of targeted ads. I am a wallet of flesh and blood which must be stripped bare and profiled and picked apart for the maximally efficient way to squeeze profit from my presence. Every other site will fold and morph itself to a shape of my liking - like a fairy tale trickster stealing memories and taking their mold - to lull me into compliance and loosen my coin purse.
Facebook sees me searching fitness equipment and injects my timeline with athletic wear ads. Reddit profiles the subreddits I follow and eagerly promotes a new coding bootcamp or cloud service at every turn. Google overhears me lamenting over my moving to-do list on voice call and fills in my “how much to tip movers” query before I’ve gotten the third word typed out.
Tumblr never even tried.
They could have. The information is there. The basic infrastructure, presumably, exists. Tumblr can recommend me tags based on tags I follow, blogs based on blogs I follow, even posts that for one reason or another may strike my fancy. Tumblr could be - SHOULD be - funneling this framework into advertising, as the only means that free-to-use social media platforms can turn a profit in our capitalistic hellscape.
They just don’t.
Today I saw an ad for treating Hyperhidrosis - a condition, I think, in which a person sweats too much - and I saw it twice, four posts apart, and it is so incredibly benignly impersonally ineptly untargeted toward me compared to all other pinpoint-aimed advertising that I’m endeared to it. Tumblr knows NOTHING about me. 8 years, 51,000 likes, and tumblr has not learned a THING about me.
Advertisements for a mattress? Shitty mobile game ads that don’t make even the slightest pretense at being anything other than a candy crush rip-off? Choose-your-own adventure games either about Royal Espionage or Choosing The Wrong Dress For Your Date with ZERO in-between.
And then this. This here. The culmination, the crown-jewel of tumblr’s nihilistic non-compliance with the state of social media advertising. Any pretense of capitalistic exchange is abandoned at the gas station by the side of the road. This is not a company. This is not a product. This is not anything that fulfills the contract of consumer and seller.
THIS. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR HAS TO OFFER INSTEAD.
“Pour vinegar on your bread, fuck you.”
“Put it in the garbage, fuck you.”
“Your wife says you’re a fucking dumbass, fuck you.”
That’s it. That’s the advertisement. You vinegar-breadless cuck. You virgin extraordinaire bereft of bread and garbage can. I am fucking your wife right now in our vinegar-soaked motel bed. She puffs a cigarette which I pulled from the trashcan and we both laugh heartily at her recounts of your immasculine ineptitude. I don’t want your money. I don’t want anything from you. Fuck you.
Amazing. Amazing. What a state of things to ring in 2021. What a great platform we all collectively choose to be on.
en-ee-way gender sucks
(source)
Unsplash - photography, illustration, and art
Pixabay - same as unsplash
Pexels - stock photos and videos
Stockvault.net - stock photos
freepngimg - icons, pictures and clipart
Veceezy - vectors and clipart
Kissclipart and kissPNG - more vectors and clipart (often transparent!)
Getdrawings - simplistic images and drawing tutorials
Gumroad - photoshop brushes (and more)
Canva - needs login but has lots of templates
Library of Congress - historical posters and photos
NASA - you guessed it
Creative Commons - all kinds of stuff, homie
Even Adobe has some free images
There are so many ways to make moodboards, bookcovers, and icons without infringing copyright! As artists, authors, and other creatives, we need to be especially careful not to use someone else’s work and pass it off as our own.
Please add on if you know any more sites for free images <3
alternate title: Lightning Strikes the Heart
have some doodle for your weary soul, and have a lovely day :)
Knife Wife - A Sasha Rackett playlist
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked - Cage the Elephant//You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi//Streets of London - Ralph McTell//Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls//Teenagers - My Chemical Romance//Can't Trust Anybody Now - Jeff Williams//Assassin - Dan Bull//Imortals - Fall Out Boy//Nevermore- Jeff Williams//This Life Is Mine - Casey Lee Williams//Young Volcanos - Fall Out Boy//The Good, The Bad and The Dirty - Panic! At The Disco//Cheshire Kitten - S J Tucker//Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story - Hamilton//Found/Tonight - Ben Platt and Lin Manuel Miranda//I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor//Run Through Walls - The Script//Zombie - The Cranberries
wow look i’m actually posting for once
don’t worry, it’s the right person ;p
Dumbass o’clock #9
That moment when you wanna text your friend/crush because your gay and like talking to your friends but your a fucking coward who doesnt like texting first but can make a self callout post and tag them. So @big-titty-goth-mom im pretty sure this is the right tumblr but if its not and the wrong person im sorry but if it is the right person please reblog and like this so i can get the ability to text or just text me that would be good too. And if you have the same problem with knowing if im who you think i am i shall gove you a hint cause im not putting my name on social media -Aziraphale :D
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.